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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Arkady Vachon
The Gold Angels
Sixth Empire
#7761 - 2013-04-07 04:58:11 UTC
Why, hello there...

Nothing Personal - Just Business...

Chaos Creates Content
Presumptuousness
Ex Parrots
#7762 - 2013-04-07 17:25:10 UTC
why are you still wearing leather? or are you wearing leather already?

giggiddy.
Sid Afraldir
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#7763 - 2013-04-07 21:35:41 UTC
I'm going to put on some latex gloves, get a frozen eggplant, couple of eggs, a cup of flower, and some nipple clamps, and go medieval on you.
Concurssi Mellenar
Doomheim
#7764 - 2013-04-08 13:15:16 UTC
Morning, admiral. So, uh, will you brew the coffee or should I?

He who controls the veld, controls the universe.
Kristopher Rocancourt
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#7765 - 2013-04-08 14:27:17 UTC
i hope i can walk after all those shenanigans!

http://killalliance.co.uk/tears/tears-holeysheet/

Daimon Kaiera
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#7766 - 2013-04-09 12:22:10 UTC
Would you like some...sham-pagin to go with that?

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Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#7767 - 2013-04-09 15:23:03 UTC
Daimon Kaiera wrote:
Would you like some...sham-pagin to go with that?

First of all, it's pronounce "sham-pane", and second... Yes.

If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg

But in purple, I'm stunning!
Tanthalassa
State War Academy
Caldari State
#7768 - 2013-04-09 20:18:00 UTC  |  Edited by: Tanthalassa
Ila Dace wrote:
Daimon Kaiera wrote:
Would you like some...sham-pagin to go with that?

First of all, it's pronounce "sham-pane", and second... Yes.

Room service is getting lazier by the day. Are we supposed to get ShamWows ourselves now!? Straight
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#7769 - 2013-04-09 20:32:02 UTC
oww, you found your bra :)

❤️️💛💚💙💜
Daimon Kaiera
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#7770 - 2013-04-09 21:53:39 UTC
I'm so glad I could finally get with another person.

Especially another monocle wearer.

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Tanthalassa
State War Academy
Caldari State
#7771 - 2013-04-10 01:34:54 UTC  |  Edited by: Tanthalassa
Mizhir wrote:
oww, you found your bra :)
Alice kept it hostage, but then CCP Explorer got her distracted with coffee and thus I got it back.
"Yay..."
Daimon Kaiera wrote:
I'm so glad I could finally get with another person.

Especially another monocle wearer.
*tunes into "Mating Rituals of Monocle Wearers."*
- Reality shows nowadays Shocked
Sid Afraldir
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#7772 - 2013-04-10 02:35:30 UTC
I'm going to have you for breakfast, just stay right where you are...
Tanthalassa
State War Academy
Caldari State
#7773 - 2013-04-10 13:29:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Tanthalassa
Sid Afraldir wrote:
I'm going to have you for breakfast, just stay right where you are...

☻7
Sir!
Would you like me to assist polishing your torpedo, Sir?!

Oh my, the all-famous "WELCOME ABOARD!" tattoo! Shocked
*faints*
Sid Afraldir
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#7774 - 2013-04-10 19:34:34 UTC
My work here is done...

Down periscope!
Mizz Sunshine
#7775 - 2013-04-10 19:45:57 UTC
Aye Aye Captain

*crawls underneath the blanket*
Tanthalassa
State War Academy
Caldari State
#7776 - 2013-04-10 20:25:37 UTC
Mizz Sunshine wrote:
Aye Aye Captain

*crawls underneath the blanket*
*hides under the blanket also and proceeds making "extatic" noises.Bear
Totalrx
NA No Assholes
#7777 - 2013-04-10 20:48:26 UTC
"Even though it looks like I did too good of a job last night with you two, I guess I'll get up and get breakfast started. The two of ya are bound to wake up at some point"

Twisted
Mizz Sunshine
#7778 - 2013-04-10 20:54:27 UTC
You look sexy when you are frying bacon while wearing nothing but an apron Big smile
Totalrx
NA No Assholes
#7779 - 2013-04-10 21:08:56 UTC
"Should have seen me doing the "Hot Grease On My Pee Pee" dance before I put on the apron"

P
Sparkly Cat
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#7780 - 2013-04-10 22:16:42 UTC
Did someone say bacon-shell tacos for breakfast!?