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If i sleep at the keyboard while cloaked? is that AFK cloaking?

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ctx2007
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#21 - 2013-04-05 16:12:53 UTC  |  Edited by: ctx2007
My cute kitty is asleep next to me as I write, last week he left me a present ... a 9 inch rat.

this is not off topic as he had been ratting.

You only realise you life has been a waste of time, when you wake up dead.
Pelea Ming
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#22 - 2013-04-05 16:14:39 UTC
CCP Falcon wrote:
Azami Nevinyrall wrote:
Pelea Ming wrote:
lols, loved catching this bit of humor in the threads :D


I love how we went from AFK cloaking to kitties within 10 posts...


Sorry, I may have de-railed things >__>


never stop the derailments, long as they don't involve RL trains that carry real people :P
Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#23 - 2013-04-05 16:15:07 UTC  |  Edited by: Solstice Project
CCP Falcon wrote:
Azami Nevinyrall wrote:
Ok, guys, leave him alone. You're going to make him cry for suggesting such a cruel and horrible thing to do with kitties!


You should see the street I live on. Myself and CCP Maiden Steel regularly get cornered by fluffy kitties that want snuggles on the way to and from work.

There's at least 25 cats that live on our street. It's a 10 minute walk to/from work, but the trip often takes 20-30 minutes because of kitties Big smile

Damn, it must be a real pain to have to deal with that much pussy ....
(the wordfilter accidentally my totally innocent word for cat)

XD
Pelea Ming
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#24 - 2013-04-05 16:20:12 UTC
Solstice Project wrote:
CCP Falcon wrote:
Azami Nevinyrall wrote:
Ok, guys, leave him alone. You're going to make him cry for suggesting such a cruel and horrible thing to do with kitties!


You should see the street I live on. Myself and CCP Maiden Steel regularly get cornered by fluffy kitties that want snuggles on the way to and from work.

There's at least 25 cats that live on our street. It's a 10 minute walk to/from work, but the trip often takes 20-30 minutes because of kitties Big smile

Damn, it must be a real pain to have to deal with that much ***** ....
(the wordfilter accidentally my totally innocent word for cat)

XD

Cat Scratch Fever? (also a fun old song :P)
Ranger 1
Ranger Corp
Vae. Victis.
#25 - 2013-04-05 16:27:35 UTC  |  Edited by: Ranger 1
Pelea Ming wrote:
Solstice Project wrote:
CCP Falcon wrote:
Azami Nevinyrall wrote:
Ok, guys, leave him alone. You're going to make him cry for suggesting such a cruel and horrible thing to do with kitties!


You should see the street I live on. Myself and CCP Maiden Steel regularly get cornered by fluffy kitties that want snuggles on the way to and from work.

There's at least 25 cats that live on our street. It's a 10 minute walk to/from work, but the trip often takes 20-30 minutes because of kitties Big smile

Damn, it must be a real pain to have to deal with that much ***** ....
(the wordfilter accidentally my totally innocent word for cat)

XD

Cat Scratch Fever? (also a fun old song :P)

Momma always told me they had teeth, but she never mentioned the need to beware of their claws.

What was this thread about again?

View the latest EVE Online developments and other game related news and gameplay by visiting Ranger 1 Presents: Virtual Realms.
Random Majere
Rogue Fleet
#26 - 2013-04-05 16:29:06 UTC  |  Edited by: Random Majere
CCP Falcon wrote:

It depends on what kind of cloak you're wearing. Will it be pink, with kittens embroidered on it?

^___^


Falcon, I work in a customer support dept for a major aircraft manufacturer. My job is to support technicians for their aircraft maintenance (mostly by e-mail). Just want to tell you how I often wish I could make jokes and twists like you just did above, when replying to my customers.

But anyways,

To OP, in my opinion, the only good reasons you can be AFK cloack are:

- You are having a dump
- You are changing your kids diaper or putting your kid(s) in bed
- You are grabbing a beer in the fridge upstairs
- Your wife/gf just walked by your desk in sexy lingerie and you both had to go make a baby (or practice making one)
- Someone broke in your house/apartment
- your neighbor`s sexy wife/gf just nocked at your door (and she wants to practice making babies)
- Montreal is about to eliminate Boston from the series

I am sure they could be other good reasons but...falling asleep is not one of them. The only place you can fall asleep in front of a computer (while cloacked), is probably in a CCP office. They sometimes call this, presenteeism.

Also, this is now a thread about kittens!!
Pelea Ming
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#27 - 2013-04-05 16:29:39 UTC
Ranger 1 wrote:

Momma always told me they had teeth, but she never mentioned the need to beware of their claws.

What was this thread about again?

momma didn't teach you enough about women, then :P

and the thread originally was something of a joke, though we did manage to insert a little bit of something I think is good if the Devs are still following it earlier :)
Azami Nevinyrall
172.0.0.1
#28 - 2013-04-05 16:37:09 UTC  |  Edited by: Azami Nevinyrall
Random Majere wrote:
This is now a thread about kittens!!

http://www.fukung.net/v/2497/1168702253-1166889894407023.jpg
-edit- Ads are sometimes NSFW, I'm on a tablet thus don't see them/don't know they're there...

...
Pelea Ming
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#29 - 2013-04-05 16:41:36 UTC
Azami Nevinyrall wrote:
Random Majere wrote:
This is now a thread about kittens!!

http://www.fukung.net/v/2497/1168702253-1166889894407023.jpg

*steals Azami and pets her fluffy head*
Bienator II
madmen of the skies
#30 - 2013-04-05 16:43:11 UTC
its cloaked sleeping

how to fix eve: 1) remove ECM 2) rename dampeners to ECM 3) add new anti-drone ewar for caldari 4) give offgrid boosters ongrid combat value
Xen Solarus
Furious Destruction and Salvage
#31 - 2013-04-05 16:59:29 UTC
When did AFK cloakers hurt anyone? Just imagine they're gone afk to play with some kittens! Roll

Post with your main, like a BOSS!

And no, i don't live in highsec.  As if that would make your opinion any less wrong.  
Pelea Ming
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#32 - 2013-04-05 17:02:25 UTC
Xen Solarus wrote:
When did AFK cloakers hurt anyone? Just imagine they're gone afk to play with some kittens! Roll

afk cloakers are da debul! They lead to invasion forces! (refer to the earlier posts about possibly scanning to get on grid with a cloakey and then go back to old school "decloaking" methods to find them and pop them... if they aren't afk, they'll easily get away)
DarthNefarius
Minmatar Heavy Industries
#33 - 2013-04-05 17:38:30 UTC
ctx2007 wrote:
My cute kitty is asleep next to me as I write, last week he left me a present ... a 9 inch rat.

this is not off topic as he had been ratting.


It is off topic because he was obviously not AFK if he was ratting
An' then Chicken@little.com, he come scramblin outta the    Terminal room screaming "The system's crashing! The system's    crashing!" -Uncle RAMus, 'Tales for Cyberpsychotic Children'
Pelea Ming
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#34 - 2013-04-05 17:42:08 UTC
rofl
Eight Two
SWIFT Inc.
#35 - 2013-04-05 17:58:47 UTC
CCP Falcon wrote:
Azami Nevinyrall wrote:
Pelea Ming wrote:
lols, loved catching this bit of humor in the threads :D


I love how we went from AFK cloaking to kitties within 10 posts...


Sorry, I may have de-railed things >__>



Because of Falc... whait what? Shocked
Caviar Liberta
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#36 - 2013-04-05 18:04:34 UTC
CCP Falcon wrote:
Azami Nevinyrall wrote:
Ok, guys, leave him alone. You're going to make him cry for suggesting such a cruel and horrible thing to do with kitties!


You should see the street I live on. Myself and CCP Maiden Steel regularly get cornered by fluffy kitties that want snuggles on the way to and from work.

There's at least 25 cats that live on our street. It's a 10 minute walk to/from work, but the trip often takes 20-30 minutes because of kitties Big smile



oh no the kittens have the door camped... quick jettison some tuna at the other door so they get distracted.
Pelea Ming
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#37 - 2013-04-05 18:12:45 UTC
Caviar Liberta wrote:
CCP Falcon wrote:
Azami Nevinyrall wrote:
Ok, guys, leave him alone. You're going to make him cry for suggesting such a cruel and horrible thing to do with kitties!


You should see the street I live on. Myself and CCP Maiden Steel regularly get cornered by fluffy kitties that want snuggles on the way to and from work.

There's at least 25 cats that live on our street. It's a 10 minute walk to/from work, but the trip often takes 20-30 minutes because of kitties Big smile



oh no the kittens have the door camped... quick jettison some tuna at the other door so they get distracted.

rofl
Gotch Urarse
The Legion of Spoon
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
#38 - 2013-04-05 18:18:42 UTC
Random Majere wrote:
CCP Falcon wrote:

It depends on what kind of cloak you're wearing. Will it be pink, with kittens embroidered on it?

^___^


Falcon, I work in a customer support dept for a major aircraft manufacturer. My job is to support technicians for their aircraft maintenance (mostly by e-mail). Just want to tell you how I often wish I could make jokes and twists like you just did above, when replying to my customers.

But anyways,

To OP, in my opinion, the only good reasons you can be AFK cloack are:

- You are having a dump
- You are changing your kids diaper or putting your kid(s) in bed
- You are grabbing a beer in the fridge upstairs
- Your wife/gf just walked by your desk in sexy lingerie and you both had to go make a baby (or practice making one)
- Someone broke in your house/apartment
- your neighbor`s sexy wife/gf just nocked at your door (and she wants to practice making babies)
- Montreal is about to eliminate Boston from the series

I am sure they could be other good reasons but...falling asleep is not one of them. The only place you can fall asleep in front of a computer (while cloacked), is probably in a CCP office. They sometimes call this, presenteeism.

Also, this is now a thread about kittens!!


You make/practice making one baby with wife/gf, yet with the neighbor's wife/gf it's babies.... you dog.
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#39 - 2013-04-05 18:24:01 UTC
CCP Falcon wrote:

It depends on what kind of cloak you're wearing. Will it be pink, with kittens embroidered on it?

^___^




I am backing away from this thread slowly.....

Bring back DEEEEP Space!
Pelea Ming
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#40 - 2013-04-05 18:26:07 UTC
The kittens want babies now, too!
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