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April Fools Fails
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War Kitten
Panda McLegion
#1 - 2013-04-01 09:31:20 UTC
You know what makes for a good April Fools Joke?

Something believable!

So many fails today...

I don't judge people by their race, religion, color, size, age, gender, or ethnicity. I judge them by their grammar, spelling, syntax, punctuation, clarity of expression, and logical consistency.
Arronicus
State War Academy
Caldari State
#2 - 2013-04-01 09:34:46 UTC
goonswarm disbanded, test collapsed, all ships are getting a t3 variant, t2 now has same skills as t1, moongoo is going to be highsec only, concord will be instant, market is being removed in favour of direct trades, plex being phased out, jove space opening, jove being new playable race, CCP sold to EA, Fatal Ascension became relevant.

You're welcome.
Whitehound
#3 - 2013-04-01 10:26:33 UTC
CCP is working on a Japanese localization of the EVE client with Norio Wakamoto doing the voice of the auto-pilot.

Loss is meaningful. Therefore is the loss of meaning likewise meaningful. It is the source of all trolling.
Miilla
Hulkageddon Orphanage
#4 - 2013-04-01 10:28:16 UTC
Whitehound wrote:
CCP is working on a Japanese localization of the EVE client with Norio Wakamoto doing the voice of the auto-pilot.



So autopilot just says "ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHH" when engaged all through the trip?
Whitehound
#5 - 2013-04-01 10:33:00 UTC
Miilla wrote:
Whitehound wrote:
CCP is working on a Japanese localization of the EVE client with Norio Wakamoto doing the voice of the auto-pilot.



So autopilot just says "ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHH" when engaged all through the trip?

I'd still listen to it.

Loss is meaningful. Therefore is the loss of meaning likewise meaningful. It is the source of all trolling.
Beckie DeLey
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2013-04-01 10:33:42 UTC
Whitehound wrote:
CCP is working on a Japanese localization of the EVE client with Norio Wakamoto doing the voice of the auto-pilot.


Somehow, i now i want GlaDOS to be my new autopilot voice.

My siren's name is Brick and she is the prettiest.
Whitehound
#7 - 2013-04-01 10:50:44 UTC
Beckie DeLey wrote:
Whitehound wrote:
CCP is working on a Japanese localization of the EVE client with Norio Wakamoto doing the voice of the auto-pilot.


Somehow, i now i want GlaDOS to be my new autopilot voice.

How about the actors of the Twilight Saga giving their voices to World of Darkness?

Loss is meaningful. Therefore is the loss of meaning likewise meaningful. It is the source of all trolling.
Super spikinator
Hegemonous Conscripts
#8 - 2013-04-01 10:58:43 UTC
Arronicus wrote:
goonswarm disbanded, test collapsed, all ships are getting a t3 variant, t2 now has same skills as t1, moongoo is going to be highsec only, concord will be instant, market is being removed in favour of direct trades, plex being phased out, jove space opening, jove being new playable race, CCP sold to EA, Fatal Ascension became relevant.

You're welcome.


iwanttobelieve.jpg
Felicity Love
Doomheim
#9 - 2013-04-01 14:41:04 UTC  |  Edited by: Felicity Love
... well, since it's getting harder to separate April Fool's type fail from the various ongoing fails that exist in the game...

Roll

"EVE is dying." -- The Four Forum Trolls of the Apocalypse.   ( Pick four, any four. They all smell.  )
Remiel Pollard
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2013-04-01 14:42:11 UTC
War Kitten wrote:
You know what makes for a good April Fools Joke?

Something believable!

So many fails today...


All dat content...

“Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'. Jam those ones first, and kill them last.” - Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen, Pithum Nullifier Training Manual c. YC104
Netheus Soubar
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#11 - 2013-04-01 14:48:17 UTC
Arronicus wrote:
goonswarm disbanded, test collapsed, all ships are getting a t3 variant, t2 now has same skills as t1, moongoo is going to be highsec only, concord will be instant, market is being removed in favour of direct trades, plex being phased out, jove space opening, jove being new playable race, CCP sold to EA, Fatal Ascension became relevant.

You're welcome.



Actually, the Jove space may become a reality, as I stumbled upon this bit in an article someone linked today:

Quote:
I was excited for Odyssey the moment I heard it was going to focus on exploration, but it was a small snippet from the Odyssey press release that really stood out to me:

"Odyssey greatly expands the opportunities for players to explore all corners of the massive EVE Universe and its 7,929 solar systems." This is interesting because there are currently only 7,699 accessible solar systems in the game, with 5201 in known space and 2498 hidden wormhole systems. But there are 230 additional systems in Jove space that have been closed to players since EVE went live, and that would bring the total to the magic number of 7,929.


Source
Odyssey press release, stating 7,929 systems
Djana Libra
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#12 - 2013-04-01 15:02:25 UTC
Whitehound wrote:
Beckie DeLey wrote:
Whitehound wrote:
CCP is working on a Japanese localization of the EVE client with Norio Wakamoto doing the voice of the auto-pilot.


Somehow, i now i want GlaDOS to be my new autopilot voice.

How about the actors of the Twilight Saga giving their voices to World of Darkness?


yes i can see how world of darkness would be a game where one would need the voices of sexually frustrated over emotional gay teens.
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#13 - 2013-04-01 15:04:31 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
I opened the door! Turns out it just goes to the Captain's Loo.
Abrazzar
Vardaugas Family
#14 - 2013-04-01 15:24:04 UTC
On the internet, every day is April Fools.

Sovereignty and Population

New Mining Mechanics
De'Veldrin
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#15 - 2013-04-01 15:26:09 UTC
Khergit Deserters wrote:
I opened the door! Turns out it just goes to the Captain's Loo.


Oh thank GOD!. I have had to pee for like four years.

BRB

De'Veldrin's Corollary (to Malcanis' Law): Any idea that seeks to limit the ability of a large nullsec bloc to do something in the name of allowing more small groups into sov null will inevitably make it that much harder for small groups to enter sov null.
Whitehound
#16 - 2013-04-01 15:31:55 UTC
De'Veldrin wrote:
Khergit Deserters wrote:
I opened the door! Turns out it just goes to the Captain's Loo.


Oh thank GOD!. I have had to pee for like four years.

BRB

Real pod pilots pee into their pods (which is also why they wear goggles, because it burns in the eyes).

Loss is meaningful. Therefore is the loss of meaning likewise meaningful. It is the source of all trolling.
ElQuirko
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#17 - 2013-04-01 15:34:40 UTC
Beckie DeLey wrote:
Somehow, i now i want GlaDOS to be my new autopilot voice.


Every time you die, that ship will call you a monster. For science.

Dodixie > Hek
Frank Millar
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#18 - 2013-04-01 15:37:01 UTC
Quote:
CCP sold to EA

* jumps out the window *
Commander Spurty
#19 - 2013-04-01 15:41:24 UTC
I enjoyed it for what it was.

Thanks CCP for doing something.

There are good ships,

And wood ships,

And ships that sail the sea

But the best ships are Spaceships

Built by CCP
Kamden Line
Sovereign Citizen and other Tax Evasion Schemes
#20 - 2013-04-01 15:45:43 UTC
TheMittani.com had Goons renting space(yeah ok), and local being removed entirely from all space(iwanttobelive.jpg).
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