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Storyline of the next Call of Duty game leaked!
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Cat Troll
Incorruptibles
#1 - 2013-03-30 14:28:07 UTC
Next Call of Duty game: Soap's nephew Shampoo joins Captain Price to defeat the evil mutated Russian bacteria that got hold of nuclear weapons.

Coming Fall 2013.

Lolwut: "Yes, you kids don't know how lucky you have it. These days noobs get given free tackle ships for PvP but back in the old days the only tackle ships we were given were our pods. We had to use them to bump their rookie ships out of alignment to stop them warping off."
Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#2 - 2013-03-30 14:36:49 UTC
Call of Duty has a Story Shocked

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Cat Troll
Incorruptibles
#3 - 2013-03-30 14:51:41 UTC
Alice Saki wrote:
Call of Duty has a Story Shocked

Yes.
A whole 5 minutes of it in fact!

Lolwut: "Yes, you kids don't know how lucky you have it. These days noobs get given free tackle ships for PvP but back in the old days the only tackle ships we were given were our pods. We had to use them to bump their rookie ships out of alignment to stop them warping off."
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2013-03-30 14:58:22 UTC
Hey hey hold on there.

Infinity Wards call of duty is the closest thing to being in a Michael Bay movie.

Name me one other game where you can be an astronaught caught in a nuclear blast that destroys the ISS? P

Theres a good solid 30 mins of story in there.

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate
Cat Troll
Incorruptibles
#5 - 2013-03-30 15:07:18 UTC
Graygor wrote:
Hey hey hold on there.

Infinity Wards call of duty is the closest thing to being in a Michael Bay movie.

Name me one other game where you can be an astronaught caught in a nuclear blast that destroys the ISS? P

Theres a good solid 30 mins of story in there.

I don't know, maybe that COD clone that comes out every minute?

Lolwut: "Yes, you kids don't know how lucky you have it. These days noobs get given free tackle ships for PvP but back in the old days the only tackle ships we were given were our pods. We had to use them to bump their rookie ships out of alignment to stop them warping off."
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2013-03-30 15:14:36 UTC
Damn clones.

Besides i think CoD is the only thing keeping half the male cast of Eastenders afloat these days.

Do all british people have to be 'ard boys from Lundun?

Wheres the love for the Welsh i ask you?

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate
Alexander Bjorvisk
Dynamic Solutions Incorporated
#7 - 2013-04-03 22:29:10 UTC
Russia has nukes, attacks America

American good guys kill Russian guys with names like Makarov or Kamarov and win the war
Cam Mikaels
Infinicraft Industries
#8 - 2013-04-04 00:12:07 UTC
Alice Saki wrote:
Call of Duty has a Story Shocked


Damn you! I was laughing so hard I couldn't click the like button!

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Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#9 - 2013-04-04 00:15:07 UTC
Cat Troll wrote:
Next Call of Duty game: Soap's nephew Shampoo joins Captain Price to defeat the evil mutated Russian bacteria that got hold of nuclear weapons.

Coming Fall 2013.



There is actually a character named "Soap" out there, and I even think I'm gay ? Lol

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#10 - 2013-04-04 00:15:48 UTC
Alice Saki wrote:
Call of Duty has a Story Shocked



I should log on my 4 alts to like this further.

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
Fredfredbug4
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2013-04-04 00:30:25 UTC
Makarov isn't really dead, you actually killed a robot that looks like him. Makarov is still alive but in order to avoid getting captured by North korea he makes a truce with you which he completely surprisingly and unpredictably breaks 20 minutes later in the game. At a point in the game, you have to crash a plane into the worlds largest animal shelter and killing everyone inside, this is clearly relevant to the plot and not just for shock value. Finally, the US government has decided to give up and give all their responsibilities to Ramirez who literally does everything and I mean everything. During the climax of the game, you play as Ramirez who has to drive a postal service truck, sign legislation, determine if said legislation is constitutional all while getting chased by the Taliban who for some reason has an entire army hiding out in a suburb.

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Alexander Bjorvisk
Dynamic Solutions Incorporated
#12 - 2013-04-04 00:40:34 UTC
Fredfredbug4 wrote:
Makarov isn't really dead, you actually killed a robot that looks like him. Makarov is still alive but in order to avoid getting captured by North korea he makes a truce with you which he completely surprisingly and unpredictably breaks 20 minutes later in the game. At a point in the game, you have to crash a plane into the worlds largest animal shelter and killing everyone inside, this is clearly relevant to the plot and not just for shock value. Finally, the US government has decided to give up and give all their responsibilities to Ramirez who literally does everything and I mean everything. During the climax of the game, you play as Ramirez who has to drive a postal service truck, sign legislation, determine if said legislation is constitutional all while getting chased by the Taliban who for some reason has an entire army hiding out in a suburb.


Genuinely lold.
Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#13 - 2013-04-04 01:18:24 UTC
Better Idea, you play as Best Korea liberating Capitalist American Pigdogs all over the world for the glorious leader, and hunting down the treacherous Psy.

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Marie Hartinez
Aries Munitions and Defense
#14 - 2013-04-04 04:17:31 UTC
Graygor wrote:
Hey hey hold on there.

Infinity Wards call of duty is the closest thing to being in a Michael Bay movie.

Name me one other game where you can be an astronaught caught in a nuclear blast that destroys the ISS? P

Theres a good solid 30 mins of story in there.


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Surrender is still your slightly less painful option.