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Dire Warning, A New Power Arises in Curse

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The RUS Hunter
Mr. Clean Corp..
#1 - 2013-03-28 10:08:25 UTC  |  Edited by: The RUS Hunter
Paradise, or so they called it.

The first whispers of a terror beyond all thought have become a full blown banshee's scream of nightmares. The King of Curse has returned, and many lords of darkness and despair he has brought down upon Paradise's systems with him. There in the dark recess of D87 he has reared his walls and set up his fortress. Native men that had made Paradise into a beggars hut have been slaughtered and evicted. The alliance known as EYE FOR AN EYE has been cast down, the last survivors living in squalid backwaters and watching as their families trapped in POS and PI mines are blown away, and like cowards they sit and watch, waiting for the dark power to move on. But the region of Curse is doomed.

I have seen the fell lords of the alliance called 'Phobia.' They are tall and grim and do not stop when faced with great perils. They know fear but it is not fear of a death by mortal hands. It is a fear of the wrath of the King of Curse. A man called Pollychrest. Though he has not been called that since the first days, and will slay any who dare speak it to him now, unless he demands it. Around D87 he has gathered a mighty army. Brave pirates that sought Independence were coerced into his service, and they do not practice the dark arts of fear, but they serve the will of the King all the same. The whole constellation of Paradise has fallen into utter chaos. A lieutenant of the King who goes by many names, but is known by all his servants as "THE TITAN" has been named the Pope of Paradise. His church is one of malice and corruption, and his greed knows no bounds. Slaves toil away on the moons of Paradise, extracting metals to be used to fuel the war machine of Phobia. Great stores of wealth have been pillaged. All in name of the Pope's dark arts.

While this news seems perilous, and all hope seems lost from this constellation, it is but an echo of the true horrors to come. Soon the region of Curse and all it's dominions will begin to fall. I write to you as an observer, but as one tied to the fate of Phobia, and the will of the King. The Imp of Immensea and the Warden of Wicked Creek begin foul works in other lands, and more lords and men of great power flock to the banner of the King, for all will be destroyed who resist, and all who resist will be utterly broken.

I will speak no more of this matter for now, but you all stand warned. The KING OF CURSE HAS RETURNED.
Leopold Caine
Stillwater Corporation
#2 - 2013-03-28 11:00:43 UTC
The RUS Hunter wrote:
It is a fear of the wrath of the King of Curse. A man called Pollycrest.


I really don't want to mess up any delirious and delusional high you're riding at the moment, but I'm afraid the name is Trald Vukenda; Angel Cartel and the Dominations have held Curse and the Feythabolis Empire for about 80 years now.

If you run out of your Drop batch soon, let me know. I know a guy.
  • Leopold Caine, Domination Malakim

Angels are never far...

Stillwater Corporation Recruitment Open - Angel Cartel Bloc

Pollychrest
Phantom Space
Space Madness.
#3 - 2013-03-28 14:38:04 UTC
Show me this "Trald Vukenda" you speak of and I will deal with him at once.
Leopold Caine
Stillwater Corporation
#4 - 2013-03-28 15:34:23 UTC
Oh, the good men and women at the Republic Fleet, Federal Navy and DED have been at it for ages already, good sir.

Surely you wouldn't want all of those poor hardworking people lose their jobs once you've swiftly dealt with Domination Vukenda?
  • Leopold Caine, Domination Malakim

Angels are never far...

Stillwater Corporation Recruitment Open - Angel Cartel Bloc

Ammos Gravit
Eos Corporation
#5 - 2013-03-28 15:54:20 UTC
There should really be a quick scan to ensure the writer of a message is sober before transmitting. It would be beneficial for everyone involved.
Adeptus mecanicus
The Flaming Sideburn's
#6 - 2013-03-28 16:18:56 UTC
Sideffects of useing cheap drugs are allways entertaining, lets hope the cartel share my oppinion and dont raise your office rent any higher Blink
The RUS Hunter
Mr. Clean Corp..
#7 - 2013-03-28 18:41:05 UTC
All you who speak as if there was a King before are fools. This puppet was but a steward, and he was a fool. He has been slain, and though the "Angels" operate throughout the region, they are no longer the real threat, though they do the bidding of their dark master...THE KING OF CURSE.
Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2013-03-28 18:45:36 UTC
I like how she missed off the H in his name. Couldn't even spell her own supposed king's name right.

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.

Anslo
Scope Works
#9 - 2013-03-28 18:48:01 UTC
*ahem*

Wat

[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]

The RUS Hunter
Mr. Clean Corp..
#10 - 2013-03-28 18:50:41 UTC
So many fearful peasants.
Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2013-03-28 18:51:36 UTC
The RUS Hunter wrote:
So many fearful peasants.

Why would I be fearful of the self-proclaimed (false) monarch of a nation I never visit nor have any particular intention of ever visiting?

Honest question. Looking forward to your answer.

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.

Vordak Kallager
Wilderness
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
#12 - 2013-03-28 18:53:20 UTC
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little *****? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Republic Fleet, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Amarr, and I have over 300 confirmed kill mails. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top pilot in the entire Minmatar Militia. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in New Eden, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me in Internet Spaceships? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies in Pandemic Legion and your Location is being tracked right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with sub caps. Not only am I extensively trained in sub cap combat, but I have access to the entire super capital fleet of the HBC and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the region, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.

Sa souvraya niende misain ye.

Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#13 - 2013-03-28 18:54:55 UTC
Vordak Kallager wrote:
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little *****? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Republic Fleet, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Amarr, and I have over 300 confirmed kill mails. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top pilot in the entire Minmatar Militia. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in New Eden, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me in Internet Spaceships? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies in Pandemic Legion and your Location is being tracked right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with sub caps. Not only am I extensively trained in sub cap combat, but I have access to the entire super capital fleet of the HBC and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the region, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.

Sub-optimal temperature conveyance of narrative information, individual who I refer to as brother in a metaphorical but not literal manner.

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.

Anslo
Scope Works
#14 - 2013-03-28 19:04:50 UTC
Andreus Ixiris wrote:
Vordak Kallager wrote:
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little *****? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Republic Fleet, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Amarr, and I have over 300 confirmed kill mails. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top pilot in the entire Minmatar Militia. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in New Eden, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me in Internet Spaceships? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies in Pandemic Legion and your Location is being tracked right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with sub caps. Not only am I extensively trained in sub cap combat, but I have access to the entire super capital fleet of the HBC and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the region, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.

Sub-optimal temperature conveyance of narrative information, individual who I refer to as brother in a metaphorical but not literal manner.


My sides. My sides. I can't stop laughing.

[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]

Eric 'Swiftmind' Siraron
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#15 - 2013-03-28 21:46:59 UTC
....

*raises an eyebrow*

What am I listening too?

Eric 'Swiftmind' Siraron Gallente Federation Engineering, research, business student at the prestigious Eve University. Owner of Swiftly Processing. A private trading, manufacturing and refining business.

maCH'EttE
Perkone
Caldari State
#16 - 2013-03-28 22:40:28 UTC
I am the true king of Curse, Barbarian The Conan.
Rodj Blake
PIE Inc.
Khimi Harar
#17 - 2013-03-29 00:19:48 UTC  |  Edited by: Rodj Blake
Oh yes, Curse - the graveyard of empires.

Come back in a year and make your claims. Until then, you're just another pretender.

Dolce et decorum est pro Imperium mori

Katran Luftschreck
Royal Ammatar Engineering Corps
#18 - 2013-03-29 00:24:33 UTC
Vordak Kallager wrote:
I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top pilot in the entire Minmatar Militia..


Gorilla warfare?

Ook ook!

Oh, and clean your poo. It's getting everywhere.

http://youtu.be/t0q2F8NsYQ0

Silas Vitalia
Doomheim
#19 - 2013-03-29 02:25:54 UTC
I remember this corporation.

Good pilots and fighters.

Paint the stars crimson.

Sabik now, Sabik forever

Bizmarhk
Why is this Pigeon so Big
Dracarys.
#20 - 2013-03-29 02:52:24 UTC
As the Imp of Immensea I can attest to the wrath that the King of Curse has bestowed upon his kingdom!

All hail Pollychrest, the King of Curse

o7 o7 o7 o7
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