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Kazzzi
Heathen Legion
Iron Men of the Hood
#1 - 2013-03-27 19:59:02 UTC
Today at 1930 hours, I received a report from a covert [V1KNG] agent. I would like to share it with you all. The report reads:


Operation Cute Butterfly is a success!

Imperial cloning facility infiltrated. Cloning protocols compromised. Uploaded illicit cloning software has been activated.

PIE CEO Mitara Newelle and PIE Chief Shrew Laerise Fierach both now have risque tramp stamps.


For the glory of Kaztropol!





This message may self destruct at an inopportune moment.
Anslo
Scope Works
#2 - 2013-03-27 20:09:19 UTC
Wat

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Anabella Rella
Gradient
Electus Matari
#3 - 2013-03-27 20:22:23 UTC
Couldn't have happened to a more deserving pair. Big smile

When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around.
Karmilla Strife
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#4 - 2013-03-27 20:35:17 UTC
Proof, or it didn't happen,
Eric 'Swiftmind' Siraron
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2013-03-27 21:16:28 UTC
*laughs* I have no idea who they are but I love to see their reaction while looking in the mirror.

Eric 'Swiftmind' Siraron Gallente Federation Engineering, research, business student at the prestigious Eve University. Owner of Swiftly Processing. A private trading, manufacturing and refining business.
Kazzzi
Heathen Legion
Iron Men of the Hood
#6 - 2013-03-27 22:02:05 UTC
More reports are coming in.


Irrefutable evidence of our mission success!
Aracturus
Amok.
Goonswarm Federation
#7 - 2013-03-27 22:49:57 UTC
I heard they already had navel piercings.

This is now a WIDOT thread!
Sepherim
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#8 - 2013-03-28 04:27:02 UTC
Congratulations on writing a thread that should go directly to the trash bin. If this is what you devote your time to, captain Kazzzi, I believe you are wasting your life.

Sepherim Catillah Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris Liuteneant Ex-Imperial Navy Imperator Commander
Aracturus
Amok.
Goonswarm Federation
#9 - 2013-03-28 06:26:00 UTC
Can we get a picture of Mitara's Face when she reads this?

This is now a WIDOT thread!
Karmilla Strife
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#10 - 2013-03-28 08:39:23 UTC
I imagine she won't care.

1) the author failed to tell which "imperial cloning facility'" they had infiltrated. I know first hand that PIE uses multiple facilities. If one had been infiltrated, our intrepid author would have told us which.

2) Mitara is one of the more active Praetorians, yet she shows a persistant ability to avoid pod destruction. She hasn't lost a pod in over a year, so even if Kazzi vandalized a clone body, Mitty won't access it. Now that he has announced his plan, if successful, Laerise and Mitara will just biomass the violated copies. Oh no... he's made them waste a few thousand isk in biomass....

That is of course if he has actually done something of worth, which I doubt. A shame, I had a lot of respect for Kazzi before he marginalized himself with halfassed pranks and false claims of establishing his own civilization "somewhere"
Aethion Mirra
PIE Inc.
Khimi Harar
#11 - 2013-03-28 11:50:05 UTC
We ignore your false claims.

Retired Captain, PIE Inc.
Leopold Caine
Stillwater Corporation
#12 - 2013-03-28 13:13:37 UTC
I have to admit, I'm somewhat dissapointed; I expected a less ridiculous and more entertaining prank.

I'd give it 3 out of 10 at best.
  • Leopold Caine, Domination Malakim

Angels are never far...

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Anslo
Scope Works
#13 - 2013-03-28 13:35:16 UTC
Man you guys are uptight...

I laughed Kazzzi, a lot of others did. Don't worry.

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Edaine Numenor
Numenor Benevolent Holdings
#14 - 2013-03-28 14:04:00 UTC
Aethion Mirra wrote:
We ignore your false claims.

apparently not

Liberating slaves wherever, whenever, and however I can.
Sepherim
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#15 - 2013-03-28 14:47:57 UTC
Anslo wrote:
Man you guys are uptight...

I laughed Kazzzi, a lot of others did. Don't worry.


Oh, sure, we all did. It was so funny and well worked, so imaginative and full of laughing bits, just like the time we went and enslaved your mother, Anslo, man that was serious fun!

No, actually, it's not. It's a pointless and empty attempt at insulting and bothering someone else. A blatant trolling with little skill or work into it. Not funny, not annoying, not anything. If something as simple as this can make you laugh, then I believe the Gallente need to get themselves some decent humorists.

Sepherim Catillah Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris Liuteneant Ex-Imperial Navy Imperator Commander
Leopold Caine
Stillwater Corporation
#16 - 2013-03-28 15:35:46 UTC
Sepherim wrote:

... just like the time we went and enslaved your mother, Anslo, man that was serious fun!


I bet. Is she for sale?
  • Leopold Caine, Domination Malakim

Angels are never far...

Stillwater Corporation Recruitment Open - Angel Cartel Bloc
Anslo
Scope Works
#17 - 2013-03-28 16:12:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Anslo
Leopold Caine wrote:
Sepherim wrote:

... just like the time we went and enslaved your mother, Anslo, man that was serious fun!


I bet. Is she for sale?


I dunno. Never met her.

Also I smell something. Smells like a tinge of hypocrisy mixed with bitterness.

Quote:
No, actually, it's not. It's a pointless and empty attempt at insulting and bothering someone else. A blatant trolling with little skill or work into it. Not funny, not annoying, not anything.


Also a hint of mad.

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Sepherim
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#18 - 2013-03-28 16:18:40 UTC
You do smell something, it's called irony and sarcasm. So, just to explain, there is no hypocrisy, I was just making a case up on the fly, and empty attempt to insult you, just like the one you found so funny. To point out how ridicule it was.

Sepherim Catillah Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris Liuteneant Ex-Imperial Navy Imperator Commander
Anslo
Scope Works
#19 - 2013-03-28 16:22:12 UTC
Sepherim wrote:
You do smell something, it's called irony and sarcasm. So, just to explain, there is no hypocrisy, I was just making a case up on the fly, and empty attempt to insult you, just like the one you found so funny. To point out how ridicule it was.


You're really bad at that then. Almost as bad at writing too.

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Graelyn
Aeternus Command Academy
#20 - 2013-03-28 16:24:09 UTC
This was dumb.

The folks defending it are too.

Cope somehow.

Cardinal Graelyn

Amarr Loyalist of the Year - YC113
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