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How Screwed are You?

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Sriracha Nighthawk
Perkone
Caldari State
#1 - 2013-03-27 04:38:44 UTC
The person above you is hunting you down for unknown reasons. How screwed are you?

... and go.....

"Kind of like the Caldari version of Adama I guess." -Kairavi Mrithyakara
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2013-03-27 05:20:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Graygor
In eve or rl?

The topic is too open and needs to be fleshed out more.

Are we talking survivalist situation?

Or how we would fight them off based on their characters looks or distract them?

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate
Angelique Duchemin
Team Evil
#3 - 2013-03-27 14:30:14 UTC
Think I'd shake Graygors trail by the first muddy road.

The very sun of heaven seemed distorted when viewed through the polarising miasma welling out from this sea-soaked perversion, and twisted menace and suspense lurked leeringly in those crazily elusive angles of carven rock where a second glance shewed concavity after the first shewed convexity.

Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#4 - 2013-03-27 14:30:46 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
Edit: Ninjaed! Was @ Graygor
If Quafe Man (above) actually finds me, I'd be pretty screwed. But likely he'll get distracted by the first pastry shop he runs across.

Would want to start counter-stalking Angelique to learn her habits.
Angelique Duchemin
Team Evil
#5 - 2013-03-27 14:35:19 UTC
I'm surprised I managed to ninja Greygor. he's been sitting in that shop window for 9 hours with his face pressed against the glass and now two people pounce on him in less than a minute.

I even did some googling to delay my response further. I was going to substitute his name for "fussy pleb" and although Greygor is fussy, he's no pleb so I had to settle for using his name.

The very sun of heaven seemed distorted when viewed through the polarising miasma welling out from this sea-soaked perversion, and twisted menace and suspense lurked leeringly in those crazily elusive angles of carven rock where a second glance shewed concavity after the first shewed convexity.

Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2013-03-27 14:52:24 UTC
My love of pastys and sausage rolls is well known it seems.

And id escape Angelique by turning my aura of fabulous up to 11 and squirting whipped cream in her eyes. P

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#7 - 2013-03-27 14:54:11 UTC
Wouldn't be screwed at all, as I would just release some smurfs into the woods.
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2013-03-27 15:12:47 UTC
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:
Wouldn't be screwed at all, as I would just release some smurfs into the woods.


Smurfs??? Where??? Evil

This is easy, I'd just call the local bar owners union to inspect the Greater Fool Bars license. She'd have to run home to update it / get a real one. Blink

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#9 - 2013-03-27 15:13:41 UTC
Somehow, I think I'll survive.

Via tank. Tank seems like a good choice on this.

ISD Dorrim Barstorlode

Senior Lead

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Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#10 - 2013-03-27 16:25:20 UTC
Not very, sunglasses make bad for when I'm hiding behind the shadows in space.......

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silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#11 - 2013-03-27 16:29:03 UTC
Think I'm relatively OK - Kirjava would be too busy being contemptuous of me to actually come after me. Unless one can be slain by scorn. I which case I'm toast.

Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.

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Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#12 - 2013-03-27 16:31:54 UTC
Silens might be a pretty tough customer. But he'll never recognize me if I put on my Nightstalker Goggles and pompadour hairdo.
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#13 - 2013-03-27 16:33:24 UTC
I shall simply refuse to wax his truck.

Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, on me.

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#14 - 2013-03-27 16:36:29 UTC
Khergit Deserters wrote:
Silens might be a pretty tough customer. But he'll never recognize me if I put on my Nightstalker Goggles and pompadour hairdo.
Damn! Where'd he go?

Oh wait - there he is, just above me!
Wait... which of us is stalking who? I'm sooo confused!
(I think I'm dead - Confustion is bad for one's health)

Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.

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Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#15 - 2013-03-27 16:48:00 UTC
He hasnt seen me good.

While he's too busy hunting Khergit, I shall unleash the only weapon that can harm Bruce Willis and all his hairy look alikes.

*covers floor with broken glass*

It is well known that Bruce Willis and all look alikes never wear shoes. It's like apple fans and turtlenecks.

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#16 - 2013-03-27 16:49:30 UTC
Ow, dammit!
Evil

That's it - I'm taking the next exploding elevator outta here.
:: hobbles off ::

Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.

Didn't vote? Then you voted for NulBloc
Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#17 - 2013-03-27 16:50:31 UTC
I wear Steel boots everywhere. I am immune to spiky stuff on the groun, its not very effective...

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Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#18 - 2013-03-27 17:15:24 UTC
Kirjava looks like some rich 'villain' who cares too much about his look and his reputation. And would do anything to prevent getting anything revealed.

If he was after me, I would be scared for that reason.

❤️️💛💚💙💜
Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#19 - 2013-03-27 17:24:21 UTC
Mizhir wrote:
Kirjava looks like some rich 'villain' who cares too much about his look and his reputation. And would do anything to prevent getting anything revealed.

If he was after me, I would be scared for that reason.

Come now darling, give me the [insert plot relevant RPG item here] *strokes his fluffy kitten*. You can join the winning side in this struggle for justice .

*continues monologueing*

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Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#20 - 2013-03-27 18:48:26 UTC
Kirjava wrote:
Mizhir wrote:
Kirjava looks like some rich 'villain' who cares too much about his look and his reputation. And would do anything to prevent getting anything revealed.

If he was after me, I would be scared for that reason.

Come now darling, give me the [insert plot relevant RPG item here] *strokes his fluffy kitten*. You can join the winning side in this struggle for justice .

*continues monologueing*


Kirjava still looks like the Count of Monte Christo to me..and this guy was well known for being a vengeful sonofabitch and a relentless asskicker.
I would consider myself screwed.

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
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