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BULL ***** CANES, I NEED YOUR OPINION!
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Sir Substance
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#1 - 2011-10-30 07:29:36 UTC
http://www.fashionablecanes.com/Bull_Organ_Penis_Walking_Cane.html

Amazingly pimp, or somewhat disturbing? You decide internet!

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Headerman
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2011-10-30 07:39:57 UTC
gives new meaning to 3 legs...

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Alara IonStorm
#3 - 2011-10-30 08:39:59 UTC
It is apparently a "A great gift idea".
Sir Substance
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2011-10-30 11:50:13 UTC
I've suggested giving them to a number of people, none of them have been enthusiastic.

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Alara IonStorm
#5 - 2011-10-30 12:05:16 UTC
Sir Substance wrote:
I've suggested giving them to a number of people, none of them have been enthusiastic.

You have to say it right. Really sell the gift.

Here let me demonstrate.


You/ I noticed your limp and just looking at you all I can think is 1 meter of Bull Penis.

New Friend/ What the **** is wrong with you. I fell down the Stairs.

You/ That is terrible, know what will take your mind off it. A Large Bull Penis.

New Friend/ Are you Insane!

You/ All I want is for you to take about a meter of Hard Bull Penis. I keep it in the Trunk of my Car.

New Friend/ Get the **** away from me.
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This is the point where they usually take off running. If you want a new friend you have to catch them, but unfortunately I have yet to catch a New Friend.