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Call for Ava Starfire to Go Out With Me
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Tiber Brucato
Really Great Space Corporation
United Neopian Federation
#1 - 2013-03-25 02:56:48 UTC  |  Edited by: Tiber Brucato
Keeping in line with my fellow Capsuleers in this difficult and trying time, I too wish to lend my voice to the growing swell of demands for action. To wit:

-I make the call to Ava Starfire, frigate brawler extrordinaire, to be a role model to the war-hawking masses by putting aside her Wolf and her bellicose ways for one evening.

-I make the call to Ava Starfire to spend said evening with me over dinner and drinks, and any other casual-romantic activities preferred at the station, planet, coordinates or other locality of her choosing.

-I make the call to Ava Starfire to keep an open mind vis-à-vis first date awkwardness fitting an evening with someone of her fame and personality.

-I make the call to Ava Starfire to make open all avenues of communication the next morning regardless of how good or bad, long or short the evening goes.

Heed my calls, and we may see peace in New Eden in our time.We must make a stand and show what diplomacy and open minds can achieve.
Sid Afraldir
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2013-03-25 03:15:10 UTC
One, I got there first. And Two, she's taken by someone who can quite literally break your legs clean off and eat you alive.
Tiber Brucato
Really Great Space Corporation
United Neopian Federation
#3 - 2013-03-25 03:18:28 UTC
It's true, there are many obsticals to the issues we face today. No one said it was going to be easy.
Katrina Oniseki
Oniseki-Raata Internal Watch
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#4 - 2013-03-25 03:18:41 UTC
I don't even... what?!

Katrina Oniseki
Ava Starfire
Khushakor Clan
#5 - 2013-03-25 03:22:25 UTC
Katrina Oniseki wrote:
I don't even... what?!


Huh?

Uh, clarification... what? For peace?!

What?

"There is no strength in numbers; have no such misconception." -Jayka Vofur, "Warfare in the North"
Valdezi
Revenent Defence Corperation
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#6 - 2013-03-25 03:24:22 UTC
These kinds of public appeals for affection are so passe.
Rhiannon Dellacorte
Liberty Vanguard
#7 - 2013-03-25 03:24:44 UTC
This is the best post of this or any other age.

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Katrina Oniseki
Oniseki-Raata Internal Watch
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#8 - 2013-03-25 03:26:18 UTC
Valdezi wrote:
These kinds of public appeals for affection are so passe.



PLEASE, teach that man how to woo a woman!

Katrina Oniseki
Sid Afraldir
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#9 - 2013-03-25 03:38:11 UTC
Katrina Oniseki wrote:
PLEASE, teach that man how to woo a woman!



We should hang out sometime, preferably in a place where I won't get shot.
Katrina Oniseki
Oniseki-Raata Internal Watch
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#10 - 2013-03-25 03:39:25 UTC
Sid Afraldir wrote:
Katrina Oniseki wrote:
PLEASE, teach that man how to woo a woman!



We should hang out sometime, preferably in a place where I won't get shot.


When was the last time you were shot?

Katrina Oniseki
Sid Afraldir
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2013-03-25 03:41:27 UTC
Katrina Oniseki wrote:

When was the last time you were shot?


Hasn't happened yet, not with you present anyway...But I figured you Ishukone boys might not like me hanging around. Could be wrong though!
Tiber Brucato
Really Great Space Corporation
United Neopian Federation
#12 - 2013-03-25 03:54:04 UTC
Katrina Oniseki wrote:
Valdezi wrote:
These kinds of public appeals for affection are so passe.



PLEASE, teach that man how to woo a woman!


Oh come now. I thought you knew me better than that.
Silas Vitalia
Doomheim
#13 - 2013-03-25 03:59:21 UTC
The man was asking for my panties not 6 hours prior.

Hilarious.

Sabik now, Sabik forever
Tiber Brucato
Really Great Space Corporation
United Neopian Federation
#14 - 2013-03-25 04:08:04 UTC
Silas Vitalia wrote:
The man was asking for my panties not 6 hours prior.

Hilarious.



For a costume party, that multiple people can attest I publicly declared I would attend as you.

I'm not a creep or anything.
Sepherim
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#15 - 2013-03-25 04:12:23 UTC
Sometimes I wonder why I even bother logging into the Summit...

Sepherim Catillah Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris Liuteneant Ex-Imperial Navy Imperator Commander
Markus Reese
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#16 - 2013-03-25 04:45:11 UTC
Katrina Oniseki wrote:
PLEASE, teach that man how to woo a woman!



Ma'am --<--@

To quote Lfod Shi

The ratting itself is PvE. Getting away with it is PvP.
Akrasjel Lanate
Immemorial Coalescence Administration
Immemorial Coalescence
#17 - 2013-03-25 08:01:09 UTC
Now this is amusing.

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Grideris
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#18 - 2013-03-25 08:38:04 UTC
This is an entertaining line of inquiry. If it weren't for the fact that I'm busy trying to help a burning planet, I might actually sit down at watch with a bowl of popcorn.

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Halete
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#19 - 2013-03-25 08:57:34 UTC
Tiber, no.

I won't stand by this.

It's a widely accepted fact that Ava only has eyes for yours truly, anyway.

"To know the true path, but yet, to never follow it. That is possibly the gravest sin" - The Scriptures, Book of Missions 13:21
Rana Ash
Gradient
Electus Matari
#20 - 2013-03-25 12:12:12 UTC
Ava, if you like i could ask some of the girls to teach this lout some manners. I am quite sure Anabella would be up for it and Sarrapis..
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