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Day 0 Advice for New Players
BRING BACK THE JUKEBOX
I attended the School of Hard Nocks, the only place you will ever learn anything of value, sadly most Americans never meet the requirments to attend
There is no such thing as a fair fight...
If your fighting fair you have automatically put yourself at a disadvantage.
wumbo
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Two of the defining characteristics of a carebear are wanting other players to play the way the carebear wants and whining on the forums for the game to change when they don't. Yet I see more threads on these forums from gankers than I do miners whining about wanting the game changed to suit them.
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