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The Bunny Lounge; Grand Re-opening today!

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Cynthia Gallente
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2013-02-21 20:06:54 UTC  |  Edited by: Cynthia Gallente
The Bunny Lounge is reopened for your pleasure!
The doors are open all day, but...

The festivities start at 15:00!!
We’re located at Jita 4-6, Ytiri storage.
We also have remarkable holofacilities available for those who cannot attend in person.
(( Channel: The Bunny Lounge))

Come by if you have a chance and enjoy our free drink, food, entertainment, bunnies, and fireworks!

XoXo,
Cynthia Gallente

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Katran Luftschreck
Royal Ammatar Engineering Corps
#2 - 2013-02-22 03:02:58 UTC
Cheap whiskey will be my downfall. When do you open?

http://youtu.be/t0q2F8NsYQ0

Arthas Romanov
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#3 - 2013-02-22 03:15:41 UTC
Oh god. Another place to drown sorrows! When can i enter?

The facism of the state can only be cleansed from within.

Lasairiona
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2013-02-22 11:25:47 UTC
If I'm available, I'll be there! :)
Cynthia Gallente
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2013-02-22 19:07:21 UTC  |  Edited by: Cynthia Gallente
The doors will fly open Saturday!

Come one, come all! To the greatest pleasure club ever to open in Jita!

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Sara Sirlanka
FireStar Inc
#6 - 2013-02-22 22:00:57 UTC
We look forward to having every one coming by!

Cynthia will be more then happy to entertain you all, she seems to have a nack for that. You could also test your luck in our modest Casino, or drag off one of our waiters or waitresses for a dance and fun!

Either way the both of us are looking forward to you all checking us out!
Cynthia Gallente
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2013-02-23 14:30:38 UTC  |  Edited by: Cynthia Gallente
The grand opening is Saturday!

Free food!
Free drinks!
Free girls! ( or guys if that's your fancy!)

That's right, at Saturday's reopening everything is on the house!
So come on down to Jita 4 Moon 6, the Ytiri station!

I'd like to remind everyone that you don't have to attend in person, we have some very advanced holofacilites in the entire club!
These allow full physical interaction with the environment!
But of course, it's hard to enjoy certain pleasures such as eating and drinking... while a holo.

Once again...
I hope to see you all there!

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Cynthia Gallente
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2013-02-23 21:53:26 UTC  |  Edited by: Cynthia Gallente
Old information, please ignoreGreetings!

On behalf of myselfand the entire staff of The Bunny Lounge I am pleased to announce the opening of The Bunny Lounge!
The doors will fly open Saturday at 1500!

You attendence is not required, but we really would like to see you there!

Dress code is lax, wear whatever you feel comfortable in.
If you can't attend in person, feel free to use our holofacilities! They are quite advanced and allow for physical interaction!

All services are being provided gratis tonight, to celebrate our grand opening!

We look forward to seeing you, and your friends, tonight!

XoXo,
Cynthia Gallente and the entire staff of The Bunny Lounge


((channel: The Bunny Lounge))
((feel free to enter early, but the festivities won't kick off till midnight, eve time))

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Cynthia Gallente
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2013-02-24 17:14:45 UTC
Thank you to everyone who attended!
You made the opening a huge success!

I'm quite sorry that I could not be present the entire time...
If I missed seeing you, please stop by again so we can catch up!

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Cynthia Gallente
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2013-03-02 14:35:45 UTC
We will be reopening the club soon.
Please be advised this is no longer a joint venture, Sara Sirlanka will NOT be making a return appearance.

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Bai'xao Meiyi
#11 - 2013-03-03 14:26:43 UTC
I know Cynthia well and this pains me to say. Her 'bunnies' are not employees, Sara was right and continues to be.

In the previous establishment, they were vitoc addicted and beaten for simple mistakes.

In this one they cannot make simple mistakes because they cannot disobey. They are TCMC controlled slaves. little more then crude versions of Sansha True Slaves.

Avoid this location, if they can be helped, save the bunnies, other wise, perhaps Sara's solution was the right one..
Gosakumori Noh
Coven of One
#12 - 2013-03-03 17:16:29 UTC
Bai'xao Meiyi wrote:
In this one they cannot make simple mistakes because they cannot disobey. They are TCMC controlled slaves. little more then crude versions of Sansha True Slaves..


Oh, pishaw. After about... four months... you can take the TCMCs out and the Sebiestor bunny boy remembers exactly what to do all by his bouncy-wouncy widdle wonesome! And there's no delay!

This is fortunate, insofar as I am now in Gallente space searching for the One Rod, and these freedom-loving exhibitionists seem to frown on cerebral plugs of a volitional nature.

However, they pop more pills than a nun at an all boys reform school. It occurred to me that I might dial down the intensity of some crashed blue dust I had laying around in a laboratory back in Shesha (it's for *SCIENCE*!), and I'm finding that the population of vagrant homeless youth huddled in the infrastructure a thousand feet below the Crystal Drag responds well to my new Mummy Dust. I've got nothing on the Prelate of Providence, of course - Mummy Dust makes no difference to who goes into structure first - but it does enhance the performance of vagrant homeless boys living in the infrastructure a thousand feet below the Crystal Drag quite nicely (...while giving them a ghoulish skin tone and rendering them obedient to suggestions from the attuned pheromone mix).

Where was I?
Cynthia Gallente
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#13 - 2013-03-14 18:24:26 UTC
We are reopening this saturday at 15:00! please come by!

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Terenius Neo
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2013-03-14 20:10:19 UTC
So you're a official inofficial criminal slaver with Vitoc addicted employees and that is the reason why people dislike you? Did I get this right so far?

I don't see the difference between you and a lot of Amarrian capsuleers or slavers in the Amarr Empire and as shady as it seams it also drives my attention.

I drop by for a drink once I have the time and make my own opinion.
Anslo
Scope Works
#15 - 2013-03-14 20:14:01 UTC
You partnered, again, with the same chick that blew up your bar in the first place?

Yeah, no.

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Naraish Adarn
Alexylva Paradox
#16 - 2013-03-14 20:14:19 UTC
i do hope with 90% less explosions this time?
Cynthia Gallente
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#17 - 2013-03-14 20:25:27 UTC
This is a venture I am running on my own.
We are employing some drones manufactured by MEIYI though.

and with 100% less explosions, except the fireworks i'll be launching outside the station!

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Audrial
Fly By Night Corporation
#18 - 2013-03-14 21:07:39 UTC
I stopped by at the first grand opening and I can say, as an eye witness, that the bunnies were indeed bright eyed and... bouncy and seemed to be to not only be healthy, but very happy and self-fulfilled. I found the atmosphere to be exciting and enjoyed myself most thoroughly. I suggest everyone come visit and enjoy the extraordinary views from the large viewing area out into space. It is quite refreshing and relaxing.

xxxxooooxxxxooooxxxx Audrial

Cynthia Gallente
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#19 - 2013-03-16 06:18:06 UTC
The doors are open now, but the festivities don't start till 15:00!!!

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Dak Hakin
Doomheim
#20 - 2013-03-16 13:59:11 UTC
Sounds like my kind of place
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