Out of Pod Experience

I personally think robbie coltrane should have got the bloody job

The first to be called Francesco(?).
A humble name for a jesuite, latin american pope.
Let's see how this turns out...

Jorge Bergoglio was born in Buenos Aires, one of the five children of Italian immigrants, railway worker[1] Mario Jose Bergoglio and Regina Maria Sivori, a housewife.
He received a master's degree in chemistry at the University of Buenos Aires, and then studied at the seminary in Villa Devoto.[2] He entered the Society of Jesus on 11 March 1958. Bergoglio obtained a licentiate in philosophy from the Colegio Máximo San José in San Miguel, and then taught literature and psychology at the Colegio de la Inmaculada in Santa Fe, and the Colegio del Salvador in Buenos Aires.[3]
He was ordained to the priesthood on 13 December 1969 [...] Impressed with his leadership skills, the Society of Jesus promoted Bergoglio and he served as provincial for Argentina from 1973 to 1979.[5] He was transferred in 1980 to become the rector of the seminary in San Miguel where he had studied. He served in that capacity until 1986. He completed his doctoral dissertation in Germany and returned to his homeland to serve as confessor and spiritual director in Córdoba
Bergoglio was named Auxiliary Bishop of Buenos Aires in 1992 and was ordained on 27 June 1992 as Titular Bishop of Auca,
[...]Bergoglio succeeded Cardinal Quarracino as Archbishop of Buenos Aires on 28 February 1998 and was concurrently named ordinary for Eastern Catholics in Argentina, who had lacked their own prelate. At the consistory of 21 February 2001, Archbishop Bergoglio was created a cardinal by Pope John Paul II [...]
A simple lifestyle contributed to his reputation for humility. He lived in a small apartment, rather than in the palatial bishop's residence. He gave up his chauffeured limousine in favor of public transportation,[8] and he reportedly cooked his own meals.
[...]Bergoglio was a frontrunner in the 2005 Conclave. An unauthorized diary of uncertain authenticity released in September 2005[11] confirmed that Bergoglio was the runner-up and main challenger of Cardinal Ratzinger at that conclave. [...]
Bergoglio[12] was elected pope on 13 March 2013 at 7:06 p.m [...]Bergoglio is the first Jesuit priest chosen to be pope.[...]he is the first non-European pope in over 1,200 years[...]Francis is also the first pope since Pope John Paul I to take a previously unused papal name.

he only has one lung? how does that happen? especially as a teenager....like "whoops! where'd my lung go? too much wine and too much trust in that black marketeer type fellow, i guess."

a former president of the National Foundation for Infectious Diseases, said there are several reasons the new pope could have had his lung removed about six decades ago

4 reasons lol

translation: no one knows.