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The Laughing Men C6 WH alliance recruitment:[OPEN]
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Patient Zero1
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#21 - 2013-03-05 03:10:59 UTC
WOOT..OMG HOLY **** WTF ?! ...



what was I talking about?
Jak'at
The Terrifying League Of Dog Fort
Deepwater Hooligans
#22 - 2013-03-05 05:49:25 UTC
"Pack of trolls." Lol.
Patient Zero1
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#23 - 2013-03-05 18:25:02 UTC
Jak'at wrote:
"Pack of trolls." Lol.




Excuse my poor engrish, is the appropriate term gaggle of trolls?....OR ..wait I think this might be it! Troupe of Trolls ....I like it.




Also, bump mother ******.
Patient Zero1
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#24 - 2013-03-06 23:45:53 UTC
Running out of whitty **** to put into here to "bump" with. No seriously, WTF I'm running dry here, as dry as a 70 year old porn stars balls after a 13 hour day screwing Sasha Grey.



Can't blame him tho, I'd be shooting blanks at that point myself.




Bump
moro legend
Xen Investments
#25 - 2013-03-07 22:28:03 UTC
i was like wow this mofo knows what his talking about great requirements for a beast corp even considering the name of the corp ? hmm let's go check k/b and some other things..

Acting like rambo can't even go up 59.41% efficiency and inactive most months.. now i know what's the dread skill about carbearing your ass off and what's with the attitude for ? leme guess your father touched you in a wrong way when you were a kid?

Here's a helpful link for you http://thoughtcatalog.com/2013/24-ways-to-be-a-better-person/
Patient Zero1
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#26 - 2013-03-07 22:58:51 UTC  |  Edited by: Patient Zero1
moro legend wrote:
i was like wow this mofo knows what his talking about great requirements for a beast corp even considering the name of the corp ? hmm let's go check k/b and some other things..

Acting like rambo can't even go up 59.41% efficiency and inactive most months.. now i know what's the dread skill about carbearing your ass off and what's with the attitude for ? leme guess your father touched you in a wrong way when you were a kid?

Here's a helpful link for you http://thoughtcatalog.com/2013/24-ways-to-be-a-better-person/




Thanks for the bump, and the hate, it fills my belly.


We are carebears, did you read my post? I kinda pointed out we pve like mother *******....oh your a skimmer I guess...which is a nice way to say your small brain only sees what it wishes to see.

We're carebears with a larger cap fleet then alot of 0.0 alliances, sans supers ofc. We're also working on the pvp, but thanks for the free bump, we were on a decline there for awhile, no longer!



P.S.-I'll keep an eye out for your hole.
moro legend
Xen Investments
#27 - 2013-03-07 23:28:40 UTC
Patient Zero1 wrote:
moro legend wrote:
i was like wow this mofo knows what his talking about great requirements for a beast corp even considering the name of the corp ? hmm let's go check k/b and some other things..

Acting like rambo can't even go up 59.41% efficiency and inactive most months.. now i know what's the dread skill about carbearing your ass off and what's with the attitude for ? leme guess your father touched you in a wrong way when you were a kid?

Here's a helpful link for you http://thoughtcatalog.com/2013/24-ways-to-be-a-better-person/




Thanks for the bump, and the hate, it fills my belly.


We are carebears, did you read my post? I kinda pointed out we pve like mother *******....oh your a skimmer I guess...which is a nice way to say your small brain only sees what it wishes to see.

We're carebears with a larger cap fleet then alot of 0.0 alliances, sans supers ofc. We're also working on the pvp, but thanks for the free bump, we were on a decline there for awhile, no longer!



P.S.-I'll keep an eye out for your hole.


here's another free bump for you ;) carebears sounds like pink sweet fluffy bunnies :p not like handicapped donkeys.

P.S \o/ i surrender i don't wanna catch your disease.
Patient Zero1
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#28 - 2013-03-07 23:58:39 UTC
Thanks bro, back to the top we go again!. Altho I fear my recruitment post might get locked...oh wells.

I might be a herpes ridden ********, but come on over and see how pink and fluffy we are.
Patient Zero1
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#29 - 2013-03-09 03:27:34 UTC
I troll, you troll......eat a ****.
Chuck Rockknocker
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#30 - 2013-03-09 12:36:07 UTC
Oy baldy,

Two quick questions if you've got time between head polishing and your brain farts.

Do you have a program to provide the caps? e.g loan etc
Do you have specific activity requirements?
How long does it take to polish your head?

Yeah that's not two questions, it's not that I can't count I just chose ******* not to!

Have a nice day.
Patient Zero1
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#31 - 2013-03-09 22:20:07 UTC  |  Edited by: Patient Zero1
Chuck Rockknocker wrote:
Oy baldy,

Two quick questions if you've got time between head polishing and your brain farts.

Do you have a program to provide the caps? e.g loan etc
Do you have specific activity requirements?
How long does it take to polish your head?

Yeah that's not two questions, it's not that I can't count I just chose ******* not to!

Have a nice day.




No, you make more then enough quickly enough you don't need any outside help.
No, we come and go as we please..aslong as you let us know whats up.

23 hours out of everyday.
Patient Zero1
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#32 - 2013-03-11 00:45:08 UTC
Still looking for a few more folks, 4 more slots open.
Patient Zero1
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#33 - 2013-03-11 23:02:22 UTC
Looking for the "special" few ...that's right.
Patient Zero1
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#34 - 2013-03-13 00:27:25 UTC
Still 4 slots open, few hopefuls tho ..why they'd want to join a fail cascade such as us, I don't know...
Patient Zero1
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#35 - 2013-03-14 05:14:48 UTC
Make that three slots..may you all contract herpes and have "cold sores" for ever....just like me :(
Patient Zero1
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#36 - 2013-03-15 21:26:43 UTC
Looking for 3 elite losers, and I don't mean average, run of the mill **** tards. I mean grade X dur de dur's of a peccable pedigree.
Patient Zero1
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#37 - 2013-03-27 07:36:44 UTC
I love you all! No seriously, I'd like to spread my herpes around a bit, it's the gift that just keeps on giving.
SIr Dawar
V0lund
#38 - 2013-04-01 12:23:09 UTC
Dont waste ur time with this alliance. Its a scam. Let u join and bring in ur caps and so on, let u be in corp for a few weeks to get comfortable to bring in ur expensive stuff then kick u outta pos pod u and steal ur stuff. For anyone whos thinking bout joining, you've been warned...Ugh
Patient Zero1
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#39 - 2013-04-09 00:24:49 UTC
Sorry, was busy drinking the tears of my enemies. Confirming, we totally jacked Dawar, we actually DID.


He was a goon, and I gave him 3-4 weeks to impress me that he wasn't another slathering ******** of the goon masses, and worth two fucks. HE WASN'T.




Goons-9999(over 9000) on the d-bag scale
The Laughing Men-2
Patient Zero1
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#40 - 2013-04-09 21:25:29 UTC
Now accepting apps from goons. JF service directly to WH offered, no collateral, no cans. TYVM
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