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Love Squad [WOMYN] is seeking out stealth bomber pilots of all SP levels and experience.

What we need from you:

• Ability to fly and fit Hounds and Purifiers for purely bombing, purely torping, and mixed fits.
• Be active, inactive members that haven't done anything in 2 weeks will be purged.
• Willingness to understand and use a Jabber client and recieve fleet broadcasts.
• Self sustainability, you need to make your own isk.
• Teamspeak 3 and a working microphone.

What we offer:

• The Ultrawar™ - Frigates and destroyers with provided fits given free of charge to all members from our staging area (currently NPC Delve) so you can go mess with scrubs 24/7 solo or in a gang.
• Fly in the PIZZACO, the strongest independent nullsec entity in the game, starring PIZZA and Black Legion.
• Bombers and other doctrine ships provided on contract in our staging area at near-Jita prices.
• Jump freighter service to and from our staging area.
• NPC nullsec missions with an intel channel.
• EU and US TZ activity. (16:00 to 05:00)

How to apply:

1. Send an application to Love Squad in-game.
2. Include your full account API in the application and how you heard about us.
3. Join our public channel "PIZZAHOUSE"
4. Speak to a recruiter.

Our history:
Love Squad (formerly Lynch Squad) was formed by a small group of pilots fed up with hanging around a group of people who didn't play EVE. We wanted to make the most of our game in the cheapest and most effective way possible. We spent our first few months hunting ratting carriers in the drone regions, and flying T1 "diaperships" (rifters, thrashers, and griffins) killing TEST ratters and home defense in Fountain. We built a powerful relationship with the EVE Finnish community, joining forces with Lacco from Draketrain and forming the Confederation of xXPIZZAXx alliance to collaborate on PVP efforts. We killed off Elite Space Guild, the alliance of pilots we had used to fly with, through constant metagaming and relentless harassment into their space.

In more recent efforts we have adopted the stealth bomber as our weapon of choice to harass ratters and gangs in HBC space. Tribal Band, who reside in Period Basis, has been our primary target for several months. Through awoxing and fast bomber gang form-ups we have shut down their newbie recruitment and caused billions of losses in oracle fleet welps. After rekindling a previous relationship we had with Black Legion, we spent a brief amount of time crushing CFC pets in and around Venal before deploying to the Delve/Aridia area to bring the fight to TEST on a larger scale.


Our values:
-We enjoy being the underdog and punching above our weight.
-We maximize our fits and our tactics to allow us to come out on top whenever we can.
-We enjoy the metagame, we like to grief and we enjoy seeing the fruits of our labor.
-We don't ever plan on holding sovereignty on a serious level.
-We make note of our mistakes and learn from them.


Media:
Watch our videos on our youtube channel (be sure to watch in HD).
http://www.youtube.com/user/LunchSquad/

Our killboard.
http://pizza.eve-kill.net/

Evenews24 article on bombing Space Monkey's Alliance in Venal.
http://evenews24.com/2013/01/10/1010-would-bomb-again-sma-fleet-decimated-by-xxpizzaxx-pyromancers/

Interview with wheniaminspace about stealth bombers on TheMittani.com
http://themittani.com/features/lifestyles-blaptastic-wheniaminspace

One of the downsides here would be the sheer amount of Snot Shot you'd have to deal with.

Hey there prospective recruits. Over the last 2 days we went on a massive awoxing spree and killed over 34 billion isk in HBC ratting ships, collecting around 5 billion isk in loot.

https://kb.pleaseignore.com/?a=pilot_detail&plt_ext_id=92796864&view=kills

Our new member Hamo Acami heard about us, contacted me, and set himself up in Dreddit to take us up on our offer of awoxing for guaranteed membership. Through our current loot rules the awoxer character recieves 75% of the loot, and corp recieves 25% to fund our Ultrawar™ program and bombing fleets.

Dreddit now owes the pilots of these ships full reimbursement for their losses, though I've heard rumors that they might not even pay them.

If you're interested in getting your character into an HBC alliance to tackle ratting ships for us and joining Love Squad, send me a mail in game.

Tired of being bored in EVE? Trying to decide if you want to login or not? Stuck using EVE as a giant graphical IRC client?

HAVE FUN IN EVE AGAIN! JOIN PIZZA!!!

Downed a TEST nado fleet in PR- today, 14 nados, 1 naga, 1 oracle. Several goon thoraxes before that. An hour later, even more Goon nados down to another bombing run, crazy fights today.

Check out a battle report here.
http://t.co/YKuzLyNXD8

Join Love Squad and get dank kills.

You must be popular, I've been trying to join PIZZAHOUSE for 2 days and its always full. :(

As part of our policy of being ~cool dudes~ we are holding a public roam open to everyone on Friday the 15th at 18:00 EVE time.

https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=2738660

Hope to see some of you there.

We had an AWESOME time at PAX East this year, got to meet devs, hang out at the CCP booth, and take pictures of the Odyssey announcement. We'll be flying headfirst into this new expansion come summer and using the new features in any way we can to gain an edge on the bloc coalition scrubs.

We have a new promotional video from our guy Break Fast, I think it's hilarious, and I hope you like it too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSYqChwfGB8&hd=1


JOIN LOVE SQUAD

Hey ya'll, we're on a roll. Nuking a carrier nearly every day now with our blops gang. It'll only get better as TEST deploys down to HED to waste their time.

http://pizza.eve-kill.net/?a=home&scl_id=27

Join PIZZAHOUSE, talk to a recruiter, apply to Love Squad.

PIZZA delivered to 6 nightmares + pods down in Catch, get wreked.

http://pizza.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=17437519

Join PIZZA.