Alliance & Corporation Recruitment Center

[RP.LS]

We are a small tiny wormholing alliance dedicated to living in wormholes with all the niceties and dangers that involves. Our core group has been playing together and living in wormholes for over two years at this point, so we are not going anywhere. We currently live in a C4-C5 magnetar, and enjoy long walks on the beach, fighting our neighbors to kill-less stalemates murder their falcons, and piling out into Kspace to dunk and get dunked on. If you are a CEO of a corporation that's looking to make the leap into the wormholing life, or you're an individual looking to try out something completely different, come hang out with us. Be ALWAYS ANGRY, ALL THE TIME!

Newbies: We love you, and we're newbie friendly, but what we do is not necessarily newbie friendly. Just be aware of this.

Who we're looking for folks who
- Want to live in W-space
- Don't mind fighting outnumbered and outgunned
- Want to be a part of something new.

Requirements
- We require a willingness to learn, not a set number of SP
- Be (not) a spy
- Be able to get on comms.
- Entertain our Recruiters.
- (Corp Level) Manage your own fuel runs and tower

Alliance Things
- US Timezone
- Access to high level wormholes, pve and pvp is guaranteed.
- We use TS3 and have our Vent for the lovers of the oldschool.
- Real life always takes priority.
- Always Ask Hudson about PI.
- Wry is always a lazy Bum despite being the de-facto CEO
- WE'RE ALWAYS ANGRY ALL THE TIME
- PVP T1 frigate, destroyer, and cruiser hulls are reimbursed by the alliance

Our public channel: Lizard Laser Pub do stop by, don't let the occasional Russian chatter put you off, we do speak English quite well.

We have the paranoid crew, we have the terrible at EvE crew, we even picked up some wide-eyed newbies in the past two weeks. We even have a resident Australian now.

Last Friday our wormholing bittervets (me and Zinc) dropped out into lowsec to meet up with our alliance mates Unknown Entity who are (still) busy getting their stuff prepped for moving in with us. Gotta get that Friday night PVP in yknow? I convinced Zinc to FC the op, so with a newbie FC and me on ECM Dishonour we took off. After a poor start we ended up roaming down into deep amarr lowsec, blowing up a harb that thought he could deagress in time, and then taking on a Bondage Goat Zombie Tier 3 BC gang. Traded our harbinger for their tornado in the system, then promptly lost my rook running the hell away when the response gang began to outDPS us by an order of magnitude. Good roam, good fights, hopefully we'll have more in the future. :)

POSes in the home system are slowly going up, poor chains to empire nonwithstanding, the sleeper menace is being combated, and home defense gangs go up (when we're not afk). This is how we roll (the holes.)

Another day another post. Corporation CEOs are best off evemailing myself ingame.