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Omnathious Deninard
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2013-02-14 06:59:57 UTC  |  Edited by: Omnathious Deninard
Today (Valentine's day) is one of the 2 times a year that married guy has a pretty good chance to get laid, sorry EvE you will have to wait a day.

If you don't follow the rules, neither will I.
Motherthukker
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2013-02-14 07:01:23 UTC
Sounds like you need a divorce.
Borlag Crendraven
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2013-02-14 07:02:57 UTC
Omnathious Deninard wrote:
Today (Valentine's day) is one of the 2 times a year that married guy has a pretty good chance to get laid, sorry EvE you will have to wait a day.


That'll still leave 23 hours, 59 minutes and 30 seconds left of the day for EVE, don't give up.
Brooks Puuntai
Solar Nexus.
#4 - 2013-02-14 07:21:44 UTC
Ah yes. The one day of the year, where almost every women becomes a hooker for a day.

CCP's Motto: If it isn't broken, break it. If it is broken, ignore it. Improving NPE / Dynamic New Eden
Dante Uisen
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#5 - 2013-02-14 07:30:09 UTC
Omnathious Deninard wrote:
Today (Valentine's day) is one of the 2 times a year that married guy has a pretty good chance to get laid, sorry EvE you will have to wait a day.


Marriage sounds like a scam... the long con.
Elenefreya
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#6 - 2013-02-14 09:58:48 UTC
2 times a year, thats a sucky Marriage.

That said, you dont need a single day of the year to tell your wife you love them, i tell mine every day in the morning when i get up and just before bed at night.

That said my wife sent me the funnist text ive had in a while this morning.

'Happy retailers way to make lots of money from a feast that was created by Chaucer in the 14th century based on a saint not linked to lovers day'
Sarmatiko
#7 - 2013-02-14 10:26:46 UTC  |  Edited by: Sarmatiko
Omnathious Deninard wrote:
Today (Valentine's day) is one of the 2 times a year that married guy has a pretty good chance to get laid, sorry EvE you will have to wait a day.

What's your second time?
Fun fact: you can drastically improve your experience (150% increase!) counting in International Women's Day as your third time in year Cool
Tul Breetai
Impromptu Asset Requisition
#8 - 2013-02-14 11:40:05 UTC
This is such an old joke...

There's nothing worse than an EVE player, generally considered to be top of the food chain in the MMO world, that cannot smacktalk with wit and coherency.
Felicity Love
Doomheim
#9 - 2013-02-14 11:46:31 UTC  |  Edited by: Felicity Love
The "Pro" EVE player schedules nookie for Downtimes and extended Patch Releases when the server will almost certainly be down for longer than advertised.

Some clever individuals have also been known to get a quick romp in during POS bashes --- thus giving a whole new meaning to the term "GRIND".

And finally, for those of you who are true romantics and left all of this to the last minute, as usual, there can be no higher expression of Love and Affection than to buy your sweetie a little something from the NEX store... with enough booze, some of those naughty little T's could almost be mistaken for that adorable little Teddy she (or he) has always wanted. Blink

Happy St. Valentine's (Massacre) Day to all you Poon Pirates.

Blink

"EVE is dying." -- The Four Forum Trolls of the Apocalypse.   ( Pick four, any four. They all smell.  )
Chrysos
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#10 - 2013-02-14 11:48:00 UTC
Motherthukker wrote:
Sounds like you need a divorce.


Sounds like he needs a mistress
Onyx Soulbane
Federation of Xyphos
#11 - 2013-02-14 12:06:50 UTC
Whats this whole married thing? Dont gotta buy the cow when yah can get the milk for free?
James Amril-Kesh
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#12 - 2013-02-14 12:09:48 UTC
Sounds like you made a mistake.

Enjoying the rain today? ;)
Joran Dravius
Doomheim
#13 - 2013-02-14 12:37:31 UTC
Motherthukker wrote:
Sounds like you need a divorce.

If he hasn't had one yet it can only really mean one thing, what he actually needs is a prenup.
GallowsCalibrator
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#14 - 2013-02-14 13:22:42 UTC
You're doing marriage wrong.
Morg Braktar
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#15 - 2013-02-14 14:33:52 UTC
Onyx Soulbane wrote:
Whats this whole married thing? Dont gotta buy the cow when yah can get the milk for free?


Why buy the cow when you can just run to the market and get just the milk you need at a fraction of the cost?
Skorpynekomimi
#16 - 2013-02-14 14:41:13 UTC
Onyx Soulbane wrote:
Whats this whole married thing? Dont gotta buy the cow when yah can get the milk for free?


To corner the milk supply, obviously.

Economic PVP
Sergeant Acht Scultz
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#17 - 2013-02-14 14:41:26 UTC
Omnathious Deninard wrote:
Today (Valentine's day) is one of the 2 times a year that married guy has a pretty good chance to get laid, sorry EvE you will have to wait a day.


If you need these days to remember she exists read quote below.

Quote:
Sounds like you need a divorce.


Anyway, if she tells or reminds you how bad you should feel if you don't remember this day, read quote below.

Quote:
Sounds like you need a divorce.


You're screwed anyway.


Lol

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Erien Rand
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#18 - 2013-02-14 14:42:05 UTC
Tul Breetai wrote:
This is such an old joke...



Strangely this joke is as old as marriage...coincidence? Shocked
De'Veldrin
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#19 - 2013-02-14 14:53:54 UTC
If you're married and you're only getting laid twice a year ... well, you have my condolences, anyway.

De'Veldrin's Corollary (to Malcanis' Law): Any idea that seeks to limit the ability of a large nullsec bloc to do something in the name of allowing more small groups into sov null will inevitably make it that much harder for small groups to enter sov null.
Din Chao
#20 - 2013-02-14 14:59:21 UTC  |  Edited by: Din Chao
Elenefreya wrote:
'Happy retailers way to make lots of money from a feast that was created by Chaucer in the 14th century based on a saint not linked to lovers day'

Stealing this...

My girlfriend has to work tonight. So she sent me to my office to "stare off into space"(play EvE) while she cooked me an early-Valentine's dinner last night. Win!
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