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GSF Calls for an Investigation

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Grideris
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#21 - 2013-02-14 02:42:38 UTC
Keraimo Hakanuro wrote:
Good evening Miss Vea,

{Post}

Regards,

K.H.


You see, this is why I like CONCORD.

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ChrisTopheR C91
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#22 - 2013-02-14 02:42:54 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD LackOfFaith
Dear lord,

Give me the power, wisdom, knowledge, strength to rid eve of the garbage we call goons and test, lord father God I pray in the name of {garbled} that you bless me with the ability to see through the lies of the goons and all goon pets, i pray that you savagely wipe them from the history of {garbled} and any other platform they infect with their childish behavior and kiddy atitude. Lord father you are a great and oh so wonderful God and i know your will shall be done, in the name of {garbled} I pray you rid my sight and any other {garbled}'s sight of goons.

AMEN.

You may want to check your comm system. A bunch of what you said made no sense. -- ISD LackOfFaith
Tiberious Thessalonia
True Slave Foundations
#23 - 2013-02-14 02:43:33 UTC
D.E.D. captain
Keraimo Hakanuro
Showed Vea What Is What
DeadRow
Blue Canary
Watch This
#24 - 2013-02-14 02:44:05 UTC
I don't always agree with DED, but when I do it when they smack down Goons.
Alizabeth Vea
Doomheim
#25 - 2013-02-14 02:46:50 UTC
Keraimo Hakanuro wrote:
Good evening Miss Vea,


The DED had been alerted by the Matari Tribal Council of their intent to have their delegates travel tonight. In fact, we were given over a month of notice. Of course, the DED were not aware of Goonswarm Federation's status as Imperial Loyalists. This will be ammended and added to our records.


With regards to the technology used on board the vessels involved. The CONCORD Assembly is joint funded by all four of the major sovereign powers as a peacekeeping force. The most solid and reliable technologies from all four empires are put to good use to build and maintain our fleet as well as keeping it at the cutting edge of combat capability. Our technologies are created partially from the technologies you saw in use this evening. As a graduate of the School of Applied Knowledge you should know this.



We're not Imperial loyalists. We are a large organization and there are Imperial loyalists among GSF's ranks.

Secondly, DED also uses Jovian Tech, if I am not mistaken. And part of the agreement to use Jovian Tech is that it not be shared. I've seen (and used) modules from all for empires that are used in their navy shps, as well as pirate faction modified modules. Heck, I've even used modules modified specifically for officers of said pirate factions. Never have I come across modules of that potency before. Based on the fact that they were able to be fitted on a battleship (with a comparably low reactor output to say, a carrier) that leads me to conclude they were Jovian in nature.

Retainer of Lady Newelle and House Sarum.

"Those who step into the light shall be redeemed, the sins of their past cleansed, so that they may know salvation." -Empress Jamyl Sarum I

Virtue. Valor. Victory.
Tiberious Thessalonia
True Slave Foundations
#26 - 2013-02-14 02:48:01 UTC
Alizabeth Vea
Thought She Was Getting Ahead
Likes Are Evidence
Grideris
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#27 - 2013-02-14 02:48:26 UTC
Alizabeth Vea wrote:
Keraimo Hakanuro wrote:
Good evening Miss Vea,


The DED had been alerted by the Matari Tribal Council of their intent to have their delegates travel tonight. In fact, we were given over a month of notice. Of course, the DED were not aware of Goonswarm Federation's status as Imperial Loyalists. This will be ammended and added to our records.


With regards to the technology used on board the vessels involved. The CONCORD Assembly is joint funded by all four of the major sovereign powers as a peacekeeping force. The most solid and reliable technologies from all four empires are put to good use to build and maintain our fleet as well as keeping it at the cutting edge of combat capability. Our technologies are created partially from the technologies you saw in use this evening. As a graduate of the School of Applied Knowledge you should know this.



We're not Imperial loyalists. We are a large organization and there are Imperial loyalists among GSF's ranks.

Secondly, DED also uses Jovian Tech, if I am not mistaken. And part of the agreement to use Jovian Tech is that it not be shared. I've seen (and used) modules from all for empires that are used in their navy shps, as well as pirate faction modified modules. Heck, I've even used modules modified specifically for officers of said pirate factions. Never have I come across modules of that potency before. Based on the fact that they were able to be fitted on a battleship (with a comparably low reactor output to say, a carrier) that leads me to conclude they were Jovian in nature.


So we're not allowed to use capsules? Guess I better turn myself into my local D.E.D. office.

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Ava Starfire
Khushakor Clan
#28 - 2013-02-14 02:48:27 UTC
Alert!

Minmatar engineers found a way to make something work after others said it couldnt be done!

Call Gutter Press!!!

"There is no strength in numbers; have no such misconception." -Jayka Vofur, "Warfare in the North"
Morwen Lagann
Tyrathlion Interstellar
#29 - 2013-02-14 02:48:43 UTC
She's not saying it's Jovians...

... but it's Jovians.

(Clearly.)

Morwen Lagann

CEO, Tyrathlion Interstellar

Coordinator, Arataka Research Consortium

Owner, The Golden Masque
Anslo
Scope Works
#30 - 2013-02-14 02:48:47 UTC  |  Edited by: Anslo
Ava Starfire wrote:
Alert!

Minmatar engineers found a way to make something work after others said it couldnt be done!

Call Gutter Press!!!


Sen-SATIONAL

[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]
Sid Afraldir
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#31 - 2013-02-14 02:49:43 UTC
Goons cannot fathom defeat.

Act surprised when called out on this.

Blames the Jovians for everything.
Esna Pitoojee
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#32 - 2013-02-14 02:52:13 UTC
A lesson every pilot must learn,
when they are trying a reputation to earn:
When you cannot explain your own losses,
go pouring through the DED clauses.
Concoct an explanation most unforseen,
and claim they had a Jovian machine!
Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#33 - 2013-02-14 02:53:08 UTC
There once was a Goonie called Vea,
Who liked to cause pubbie dismay,
But one day her fleet,
Met with shameful defeat,
And left in complete disarray.

So with a face one could say was quite flushed,
To complain on the forums she rushed,
But a DED chap,
Gave a backhanded slap,
And said "now sit down and shush."

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.
Alizabeth Vea
Doomheim
#34 - 2013-02-14 02:58:28 UTC
Andreus Ixiris wrote:
There once was a Goonie called Vea,
Who liked to cause pubbie dismay,
But one day her fleet,
Met with shameful defeat,
And left in complete disarray.

So with a face one could say was quite flushed,
To complain on the forums she rushed,
But a DED chap,
Gave a backhanded slap,
And said "now sit down and shush."


Alright, even I had to giggle at that one.

Retainer of Lady Newelle and House Sarum.

"Those who step into the light shall be redeemed, the sins of their past cleansed, so that they may know salvation." -Empress Jamyl Sarum I

Virtue. Valor. Victory.
Stitcher
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#35 - 2013-02-14 03:02:17 UTC  |  Edited by: Stitcher
It's really simple
Break the law, CONCORD happens
How's that hard to get?

AKA Hambone

Author of The Deathworlders
Ava Starfire
Khushakor Clan
#36 - 2013-02-14 03:02:35 UTC
A Minmatar fleet flew through space
The goons thought their plan was quite ace
Their plans went astray
DED got in the way
And the tears now flow from their face

"There is no strength in numbers; have no such misconception." -Jayka Vofur, "Warfare in the North"
Sid Afraldir
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#37 - 2013-02-14 03:02:56 UTC
Ava Starfire wrote:
A Minmatar fleet flew through space
The goons thought their plan was quite ace
Their plans went astray
DED got in the way
And the tears now flow from their face



I still love you, just saying.
Zanzibar Heroshima
Daeuuas.
#38 - 2013-02-14 03:04:52 UTC
This appears to have gotten out of hand rather quickly.

May I suggest that any and all tears may be dried with Skadi. Please contact your local Nation representative to arrange a Skadi session.
Morwen Lagann
Tyrathlion Interstellar
#39 - 2013-02-14 03:05:56 UTC
Andreus Ixiris wrote:
There once was a Goonie called Vea,
Who liked to cause pubbie dismay,
But one day her fleet,
Met with shameful defeat,
And left in complete disarray.

So with a face one could say was quite flushed,
To complain on the forums she rushed,
But a DED chap,
Gave a backhanded slap,
And said "now sit down and shush."


Unfortunately Keraimo's slap to her face
Didn't quite put her in her place
So just like a knob
She opened her gob
Apparently it's Jovians, supposed master race?

Of course, all of us bystanders
Simply can't resist the opportunity for slander
So we made double time
And found things that rhyme
And now, all of New Eden is having a gander.

Morwen Lagann

CEO, Tyrathlion Interstellar

Coordinator, Arataka Research Consortium

Owner, The Golden Masque
Ava Starfire
Khushakor Clan
#40 - 2013-02-14 03:05:57 UTC
Skadis are to be hugged and cuddled and loved.

Skadis!!!!!!

"There is no strength in numbers; have no such misconception." -Jayka Vofur, "Warfare in the North"