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Introducing Eve's most Handsome pilot.

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Malcolm Khross
Doomheim
#81 - 2013-02-13 16:27:22 UTC
Andreus Ixiris wrote:
Sepherim wrote:
Sorry, captain Ixiris, but no beard there makes you lose too many points.

Beards are for losers and knuckle-draggers who aren't inventive enough to conceive of a way to demonstrate their manliness and the attractive cast of their features that doesn't involve letting something grow on it.


Or for those of us that actually know how to sport one.

~Malcolm Khross
Anabella Rella
Gradient
Electus Matari
#82 - 2013-02-13 16:46:16 UTC
The OP isn't even in the same constellation as a handsome man. He would make a cute action figure for little girls, though.

When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around.
Lasairiona
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#83 - 2013-02-13 17:01:39 UTC
Anabella Rella wrote:
The OP isn't even in the same constellation as a handsome man. He would make a cute action figure for little girls, though.


*laughs* How amusing.
Scharena
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#84 - 2013-02-13 17:04:51 UTC
This was entertaining but, stitcher was right.
Katran Luftschreck
Royal Ammatar Engineering Corps
#85 - 2013-02-13 18:23:17 UTC
Ugh, the exact sort of hot guy you just know is going to be total jerk because he knows it.

http://youtu.be/t0q2F8NsYQ0
Deacon Abox
Black Eagle5
#86 - 2013-02-13 19:02:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Deacon Abox
Hey hey lots of preetay Ladies.Smile I got a present for you all.

And, my eyes are up here . . well, behind the shadesP

edit - and Katran go for the hot guy who is a great comic jerk and knows it BlinkP

CCP, there are off buttons for ship explosions, missile effects, turret effects, etc. "Immersion" does not seem to be harmed by those. So, [u]please[/u] give us a persisting off button for the jump gate and autoscan visuals.

Katran Luftschreck
Royal Ammatar Engineering Corps
#87 - 2013-02-13 19:11:30 UTC
If I was fifteen years younger and still in that phase...

http://youtu.be/t0q2F8NsYQ0
Deacon Abox
Black Eagle5
#88 - 2013-02-13 19:22:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Deacon Abox
Katran Luftschreck wrote:
If I was fifteen years younger and still in that phase...

I'll make you feel young again.Oops

Anyway, dear OP, your bio says you model the goggles. Where have they gone? It would be an improvement.



Oh no you didnt. Oh yes I just did. Snap. Time for a Walk Off, I think.Bear

CCP, there are off buttons for ship explosions, missile effects, turret effects, etc. "Immersion" does not seem to be harmed by those. So, [u]please[/u] give us a persisting off button for the jump gate and autoscan visuals.

Sepherim
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#89 - 2013-02-13 19:33:15 UTC
Deacon Abox wrote:
Katran Luftschreck wrote:
If I was fifteen years younger and still in that phase...

I'll make you feel young again.Oops

Anyway, dear OP, your bio says you model the goggles. Where have they gone? It would be an improvement.

Oh no you didnt. Oh yes I just did. Snap. Time for a Walk Off, I think.Bear


After a very cheesy pickup line, you go on to fail very miserably. Man, you really should improve on your social skills, I'm sure there are cheap charisma implants near your home station, and probably a couple decent diplomacy skill books.

Sepherim Catillah Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris Liuteneant Ex-Imperial Navy Imperator Commander
Deacon Abox
Black Eagle5
#90 - 2013-02-13 19:43:19 UTC  |  Edited by: Deacon Abox
Sepherim wrote:
Deacon Abox wrote:
Katran Luftschreck wrote:
If I was fifteen years younger and still in that phase...

I'll make you feel young again.Oops

Anyway, dear OP, your bio says you model the goggles. Where have they gone? It would be an improvement.

Oh no you didnt. Oh yes I just did. Snap. Time for a Walk Off, I think.Bear


After a very cheesy pickup line, you go on to fail very miserably. Man, you really should improve on your social skills, I'm sure there are cheap charisma implants near your home station, and probably a couple decent diplomacy skill books.

I'm going to roleplay being hurt now.Cry

One man's cheesy pickup line is . . well . . another man's cheesy pickup line

CCP, there are off buttons for ship explosions, missile effects, turret effects, etc. "Immersion" does not seem to be harmed by those. So, [u]please[/u] give us a persisting off button for the jump gate and autoscan visuals.

Tuomas Arturi
Quality Assurance
#91 - 2013-02-14 14:01:01 UTC
MMM, there seems to be some discrepancy here.

Perhaps Eve need a Mr. Universe competition. Blink
Natalcya Katla
Astropolitan Front
#92 - 2013-02-14 14:59:00 UTC
Kristopher Rocancourt wrote:
Hello.
My name is Kris and i am VERY handsome.
I like , going for long walks on the beach, classical music ,puppies and exploding others space ships.

You look cross-eyed in that picture. Also, your hair is far too long.

Other than that, you do look presentable.
Kristopher Rocancourt
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#93 - 2013-02-14 15:34:12 UTC
Natalcya Katla wrote:
Kristopher Rocancourt wrote:
Hello.
My name is Kris and i am VERY handsome.
I like , going for long walks on the beach, classical music ,puppies and exploding others space ships.

You look cross-eyed in that picture. Also, your hair is far too long.

Other than that, you do look presentable.


See? I can even turn women that wish they were born men, into Kris lovin lusthounds.

http://killalliance.co.uk/tears/tears-holeysheet/

Lasairiona
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#94 - 2013-02-14 22:00:46 UTC
They're about all who you'll convert, darlin' ;)
Captain Quiff
Doomheim
#95 - 2013-02-15 21:29:00 UTC
Wannabe's

I turn heads in every sector, and my poshnob English accent makes the fairer sex melt.
Kristopher Rocancourt
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#96 - 2013-02-22 14:06:20 UTC
Avatar updated to show my true handsomeness

http://killalliance.co.uk/tears/tears-holeysheet/

Anja Suorsa
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#97 - 2013-02-22 14:21:25 UTC
I am genuinely terrified by that.
Kristopher Rocancourt
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#98 - 2013-02-22 14:24:22 UTC
i call it "Blue Steel Frozen Corpse"

http://killalliance.co.uk/tears/tears-holeysheet/

Salena Ashera
#99 - 2013-02-23 16:42:46 UTC
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Stitcher wrote:
Please. Come back once you've hit puberty, son.

In fact, come back once you're rugged, bearded and Caldari. Then you might be in with an outside chance of taking on this jaw.



Preach it, brother.


You are not a man without a strong, handsome jaw and a lovely thick beard, this is clearly a fact.

Salena Ashera; Shandian Lu clan Mystic.
Sakura Nihil
Faded Light
#100 - 2013-02-23 17:16:48 UTC
I'm not sure who's creepier, him or the Sansha contact.

Glory

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