EVE General Discussion

Let’s start with some basic assumptions about who you are:

1) You live at your mom’s trailer, more specifically in her basement
2) You’re either pencil thin and pasty or grosely overweight with mountain dew cans spread all about your boy-cave dungeon chamber
3) Your in your mid-20s, early 30s and a virgin (see 1 and 2)
4) Your giving very incredibly strong mental thoughts to homosexuality (see 3)
5) You look like a bear who crawled out from under a rock
6) You hate on ‘carebears’ to make yourself feel important (I understand this psychologically trait as you are not important in the real-world)
7) You blob and rectify this type of gameplay with strawman arguments

So now that, we have all these assumptions out of the way lets move forward to your justification for alt-ing.

1) Your protecting your espachship pixels personal ? Even though your already anonymous from the rest of your eve world behind your computer?
2) Scared to hurt your espaceship pixels reputation?

So why do you use a forum alt to post?

They clearly do it so you would make this thread...............and to **** you off, ofcourse.








Stereotyping is always bad.



Waaaait a sec, I want to hear why you posted with an alt.

Forum alt posting is a myth.

They're high sec mains that claim to be null or low mains. Most of the forum alt posters are full of ****.

1) You live at your mom’s trailer, more specifically in her basement: Yes
2) You’re either pencil thin and pasty or grosely overweight with mountain dew cans spread all about your boy-cave dungeon chamber: grosely overweight
3) Your in your mid-20s, early 30s and a virgin (see 1 and 2): 50s and virgin
4) Your giving very incredibly strong mental thoughts to homosexuality (see 3): Don't userstand the question
5) You look like a bear who crawled out from under a rock: Yes
6) You hate on ‘carebears’ to make yourself feel important (I understand this psychologically trait as you are not important in the real-world): I love carebaers
7) You blob and rectify this type of gameplay with strawman arguments: Yes

1) Your protecting your espachship pixels personal ? Even though your already anonymous from the rest of your eve world behind your computer?: Yes
2) Scared to hurt your espaceship pixels reputation?: Yes

So why do you use a forum alt to post?: None of your business.

OP now owes me for a new irony meter. You know the things can't tell the difference between an obvious troll thread and a regular one; the poor thing exploded

inb4 lock

The irony is delicous

Because the Internet is dark and full of terrors.


Actually, I've no clue.

I know some people in other MMOs that do it to avoid forum moderator interdiction.

Personally I'm a one avatar type of guy.

This is the answer as to why your life seems so difficult.

Do you really need an explanation as to why people may post with an alt?
You are going to have a hard time coping with this game.

=/

Nobody read this and laughed? Everyone took it seriously?