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To all you who hide behind your forum alt

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Stormcrow Maiar
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#1 - 2013-02-08 14:05:21 UTC
Let’s start with some basic assumptions about who you are:

1) You live at your mom’s trailer, more specifically in her basement
2) You’re either pencil thin and pasty or grosely overweight with mountain dew cans spread all about your boy-cave dungeon chamber
3) Your in your mid-20s, early 30s and a virgin (see 1 and 2)
4) Your giving very incredibly strong mental thoughts to homosexuality (see 3)
5) You look like a bear who crawled out from under a rock
6) You hate on ‘carebears’ to make yourself feel important (I understand this psychologically trait as you are not important in the real-world)
7) You blob and rectify this type of gameplay with strawman arguments

So now that, we have all these assumptions out of the way lets move forward to your justification for alt-ing.

1) Your protecting your espachship pixels personal ? Even though your already anonymous from the rest of your eve world behind your computer?
2) Scared to hurt your espaceship pixels reputation?

So why do you use a forum alt to post?
Demolishar
United Aggression
#2 - 2013-02-08 14:06:33 UTC
Stormcrow Maiar wrote:

1) You live at your mom’s trailer, more specifically in her basement



How can a trailer have a basement?
Kiteo Hatto
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2013-02-08 14:09:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Kiteo Hatto
They clearly do it so you would make this thread...............and to **** you off, ofcourse.








Stereotyping is always bad.



Waaaait a sec, I want to hear why you posted with an alt.
Brooks Puuntai
Solar Nexus.
#4 - 2013-02-08 14:10:23 UTC
You seem upset.

CCP's Motto: If it isn't broken, break it. If it is broken, ignore it. Improving NPE / Dynamic New Eden

Natsett Amuinn
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#5 - 2013-02-08 14:10:56 UTC
Forum alt posting is a myth.

They're high sec mains that claim to be null or low mains. Most of the forum alt posters are full of ****.

ChromeStriker
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#6 - 2013-02-08 14:11:01 UTC
Posting in an forum alt post, posted by a forum alt...

24 in 15 days woop \o/ ... only thing you got right btw...

No Worries

Dante Uisen
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#7 - 2013-02-08 14:11:20 UTC
1) You live at your mom’s trailer, more specifically in her basement: Yes
2) You’re either pencil thin and pasty or grosely overweight with mountain dew cans spread all about your boy-cave dungeon chamber: grosely overweight
3) Your in your mid-20s, early 30s and a virgin (see 1 and 2): 50s and virgin
4) Your giving very incredibly strong mental thoughts to homosexuality (see 3): Don't userstand the question
5) You look like a bear who crawled out from under a rock: Yes
6) You hate on ‘carebears’ to make yourself feel important (I understand this psychologically trait as you are not important in the real-world): I love carebaers
7) You blob and rectify this type of gameplay with strawman arguments: Yes

1) Your protecting your espachship pixels personal ? Even though your already anonymous from the rest of your eve world behind your computer?: Yes
2) Scared to hurt your espaceship pixels reputation?: Yes

So why do you use a forum alt to post?: None of your business.
Brynhilda
Chimp Hoons Export and Expo Service
Scary Wormhole People
#8 - 2013-02-08 14:14:08 UTC
What's a Forum Alt...

How may I drug you with drugs?

MisterNick
The Sagan Clan
#9 - 2013-02-08 14:16:26 UTC
OP now owes me for a new irony meter. You know the things can't tell the difference between an obvious troll thread and a regular one; the poor thing exploded Sad

"Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom."

Kate stark
#10 - 2013-02-08 14:17:39 UTC
Stormcrow Maiar wrote:
Let’s start with some basic assumptions about who you are:

1) You live at your mom’s trailer, more specifically in her basement
2) You’re either pencil thin and pasty or grosely overweight with mountain dew cans spread all about your boy-cave dungeon chamber
3) Your in your mid-20s, early 30s and a virgin (see 1 and 2)
4) Your giving very incredibly strong mental thoughts to homosexuality (see 3)
5) You look like a bear who crawled out from under a rock
6) You hate on ‘carebears’ to make yourself feel important (I understand this psychologically trait as you are not important in the real-world)
7) You blob and rectify this type of gameplay with strawman arguments

So now that, we have all these assumptions out of the way lets move forward to your justification for alt-ing.

1) Your protecting your espachship pixels personal ? Even though your already anonymous from the rest of your eve world behind your computer?
2) Scared to hurt your espaceship pixels reputation?

So why do you use a forum alt to post?


1) she doesn't have a trailer, or a basement.
2) i don't think i've ever seen mountain dew on sale in this country.
3) no, i'm younger than that.
4) my internet search history would disagree, unless you mean lesbians.
5) no, i'm not that hairy.
6) nope, i am a carebear.
7) uh, if a fleet gets lots of members, a fleet gets lots of members, i don't choose the number of people to invite.

1) no, this is the first time i've posted with an alt in all the time i've been posting.
2) not at all.

why do i do it? well, we're not allowed to discuss forum moderation now are we?

Yay, this account hasn't had its signature banned. or its account, if you're reading this.

Eugene Kerner
TunDraGon
Goonswarm Federation
#11 - 2013-02-08 14:19:56 UTC
inb4 lock

TunDraGon is recruiting! "Also, your boobs [:o] "   CCP Eterne, 2012 "When in doubt...make a diȼk joke." Robin Williams - RIP

Sexy Cakes
Have A Seat
#12 - 2013-02-08 14:20:11 UTC
Stormcrow Maiar wrote:

So why do you use a forum alt to post?


Meta game content such as this thread.

Not today spaghetti.

Zol Interbottom
Blimp Requisition Services
#13 - 2013-02-08 14:23:13 UTC
The irony is delicous

"If you're quitting for the 3rd time you clearly ain't quitting" - Chribba

Sura Sadiva
Entropic Tactical Crew
#14 - 2013-02-08 14:23:44 UTC
So what, is the OP flaming my mom???

Hir Miriel
Elves In Space
#15 - 2013-02-08 14:23:51 UTC
Because the Internet is dark and full of terrors.


Actually, I've no clue.

I know some people in other MMOs that do it to avoid forum moderator interdiction.

Personally I'm a one avatar type of guy.

~ ~~ Thinking inside Schrodinger's sandbox. ~~ ~

De'Veldrin
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#16 - 2013-02-08 14:30:35 UTC
This thread will end well.

De'Veldrin's Corollary (to Malcanis' Law): Any idea that seeks to limit the ability of a large nullsec bloc to do something in the name of allowing more small groups into sov null will inevitably make it that much harder for small groups to enter sov null.

BoBoZoBo
MGroup9
#17 - 2013-02-08 14:37:48 UTC
Stormcrow Maiar wrote:
Let’s start with some basic assumptions about who you are:


This is the answer as to why your life seems so difficult.

Do you really need an explanation as to why people may post with an alt?
You are going to have a hard time coping with this game.

Primary Test Subject • SmackTalker Elite

Dyvim Slorm
Coven of the Morrigan
#18 - 2013-02-08 14:40:13 UTC
Demolishar wrote:
Stormcrow Maiar wrote:

1) You live at your mom’s trailer, more specifically in her basement



How can a trailer have a basement?


I was wondering that as well Big smile
Stormcrow Maiar
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#19 - 2013-02-08 14:50:13 UTC  |  Edited by: Stormcrow Maiar
=/

Nobody read this and laughed? Everyone took it seriously? Shocked
Eli Green
The Arrow Project
#20 - 2013-02-08 14:55:20 UTC
Stormcrow Maiar wrote:
=/

Nobody read this and laughed? Everyone took it seriously? Shocked


if not serious > you overestimated the abilities of GD
if serious > still hilarious

wumbo

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