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My friend needs clothes...

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joelinux
Perkone
Caldari State
#301 - 2013-01-31 19:28:05 UTC
Commando 351 wrote:
Well here goes nothing...

I too once experienced this kind of love. Finding a beautiful flash frozen young woman in the wreckage of a battleship... I named her Angela (long for angel). I took her back, washed her up, cleaned her, gave her a nice haircut, but still no clothes... I would prefer a clothed girl instead of a naked one.... she seems to love my Hulk the most. Staring out of the bridge, just me and her gazing into the stars while the ships's strip miners tear away at asteroids... It's nice to have someones company who will be there and listen to you, since this event... I have found the love of my life. A fellow miner who enjoys fleeting up with me, and doesn't mind coming back to the station with me. We've talked for hours and made millions of isk. I even convinced her to get a haircut, it's a little short but hair just grows back. Since then, I have been torn between her and Angela... but only time will tell. It never hurts to have 2 love lifes... as long as the other does not find out about the other


You can make ISK with anyone. True love is someone who will listen to you. For hours. Without blinking. Or breathing.
Eskrowe
Caldari State
#302 - 2013-01-31 23:38:46 UTC
*Subscribed*
I'd like to see where this goes.

~
Luc Chastot
#303 - 2013-02-01 03:48:37 UTC
I few days ago I liberated someone whom an evil ship was holding prisoner; unfortunately, and after we had got to know each other, a pirate crudely separated me from my new found friend.

Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.

joelinux
Perkone
Caldari State
#304 - 2013-02-06 18:35:27 UTC
Luc Chastot wrote:
I few days ago I liberated someone whom an evil ship was holding prisoner; unfortunately, and after we had got to know each other, a pirate crudely separated me from my new found friend.


How sad! you should go make the pirate your new friend...
Nikk Narrel
Moonlit Bonsai
#305 - 2013-02-06 18:37:31 UTC
joelinux wrote:
Luc Chastot wrote:
I few days ago I liberated someone whom an evil ship was holding prisoner; unfortunately, and after we had got to know each other, a pirate crudely separated me from my new found friend.


How sad! you should go make the pirate your new friend...

Now that's a lovely gesture, Pay - It - Forward, and show that dashing pirate gal some romance.

Whoever said space was cold? Our friends never complain!

Upgrading Local to Eliminate All AFK Influence What if Local Chat changed, Hunting the Cloaked...
Sol Weinstein
Lunatic Warfare Federation
#306 - 2013-02-06 20:48:01 UTC
The "meat locker" idea is great!

Also, I would like to point out that I have many Bone Fragments and Drops of Blood from the age-old Jovian event that I feel might be useful in future technologies. Some of those techs might be used in conjunction with a properly preserved corpse.

Only the future will tell.
Commando 351
#307 - 2013-02-07 04:01:30 UTC
I am afraid I have some grave news... Due to an accident of my fault, I may have accidently space my corpse... again... and now I cannot find her. Oh well, all is not lost. I recently became good friends with myself (a toon actually) and took eve fiction to a whole new level. Alas... poor yorick... although our love was short, I have yet again replaced my true love with hard metal and big ******* guns. I hear my in game wife calling, I shall be back later comrades, GLORY TO THE VODKA INFUSED WATERMELONS!!!

Some call it rust, but I, I call it an extra layer of armor. Trust in the rust! Big guns kind of help in that situation as well...
Luc Chastot
#308 - 2013-02-07 04:05:55 UTC
Commando 351 wrote:
I am afraid I have some grave news... Due to an accident of my fault, I may have accidently space my corpse... again... and now I cannot find her. Oh well, all is not lost. I recently became good friends with myself (a toon actually) and took eve fiction to a whole new level. Alas... poor yorick... although our love was short, I have yet again replaced my true love with hard metal and big ******* guns. I hear my in game wife calling, I shall be back later comrades, GLORY TO THE VODKA INFUSED WATERMELONS!!!


Just yesterday, after weeks of feeling lonely and not know what to do about it, I decided to pod myself. Today I left my clone vat and found the former me drifting in space and had a sudden revelation: I can play with myself now.

Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.

joelinux
Perkone
Caldari State
#309 - 2013-02-07 22:03:02 UTC
Luc Chastot wrote:
Commando 351 wrote:
I am afraid I have some grave news... Due to an accident of my fault, I may have accidently space my corpse... again... and now I cannot find her. Oh well, all is not lost. I recently became good friends with myself (a toon actually) and took eve fiction to a whole new level. Alas... poor yorick... although our love was short, I have yet again replaced my true love with hard metal and big ******* guns. I hear my in game wife calling, I shall be back later comrades, GLORY TO THE VODKA INFUSED WATERMELONS!!!


Just yesterday, after weeks of feeling lonely and not know what to do about it, I decided to pod myself. Today I left my clone vat and found the former me drifting in space and had a sudden revelation: I can play with myself now.


If you do that, your palms will get hairy. I don't know fi that is one or both of you however...
Luc Chastot
#310 - 2013-02-07 22:32:46 UTC
joelinux wrote:
Luc Chastot wrote:
Commando 351 wrote:
I am afraid I have some grave news... Due to an accident of my fault, I may have accidently space my corpse... again... and now I cannot find her. Oh well, all is not lost. I recently became good friends with myself (a toon actually) and took eve fiction to a whole new level. Alas... poor yorick... although our love was short, I have yet again replaced my true love with hard metal and big ******* guns. I hear my in game wife calling, I shall be back later comrades, GLORY TO THE VODKA INFUSED WATERMELONS!!!


Just yesterday, after weeks of feeling lonely and not know what to do about it, I decided to pod myself. Today I left my clone vat and found the former me drifting in space and had a sudden revelation: I can play with myself now.


If you do that, your palms will get hairy. I don't know fi that is one or both of you however...


I honestly don't know what you mean by that....

Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.

joelinux
Perkone
Caldari State
#311 - 2013-02-09 00:28:14 UTC
Nikk Narrel wrote:
joelinux wrote:
Luc Chastot wrote:
I few days ago I liberated someone whom an evil ship was holding prisoner; unfortunately, and after we had got to know each other, a pirate crudely separated me from my new found friend.


How sad! you should go make the pirate your new friend...

Now that's a lovely gesture, Pay - It - Forward, and show that dashing pirate gal some romance.

Whoever said space was cold? Our friends never complain!


If I keep her out for freezer for too long, she starts to do a full-body sweat.
Inquisitor Kitchner
The Executives
#312 - 2013-02-09 00:50:19 UTC
I am proud to be in the same alliance as ANZA.

"If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared." - Niccolo Machiavelli
Haifisch Zahne
Hraka Manufacture GmbH
#313 - 2013-02-09 00:54:40 UTC  |  Edited by: Haifisch Zahne
I take a different route, and send this mail to the owners' of found corpses:

I am in possession of your decaying corpse. It was found cluttering space.
If you want your corpse returned, only slightly worse for the wear, make an offer.
If not, I will take "advantage" of it and then duct tape it to my ship's bow.
joelinux
Perkone
Caldari State
#314 - 2013-02-09 18:55:13 UTC
Haifisch Zahne wrote:
I take a different route, and send this mail to the owners' of found corpses:

I am in possession of your decaying corpse. It was found cluttering space.
If you want your corpse returned, only slightly worse for the wear, make an offer.
If not, I will take "advantage" of it and then duct tape it to my ship's bow.


How many times must I say this? They aren't corpses. They are your "special friends." If they were corpses, the things I'd be doing would just be gross...
joelinux
Perkone
Caldari State
#315 - 2013-02-16 16:54:51 UTC
Bad news guys: Chloe was present in the room when she saw me buying another companion from another capsuleer. She hasn't said anything to me in several days. I think she's giving me the cold shoulder.
Miles Forrester
Eire Engineers
Pandemic Horde
#316 - 2013-02-16 17:33:54 UTC
So this can go into EVE's next chronicle?
Erogo Proxy
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#317 - 2013-02-16 21:37:22 UTC
>.> I just want to take all the corpses I have collected over the years and decorate my ships hulls with them.

Would looks good with a couple of hundred dead bodies strapped to my battleships.
Macko Darkfyre
Militia Federation
#318 - 2013-02-16 22:25:29 UTC
joelinux, I bet she is a great listener! keep her around for that. You know that women who are good at listening are scarce.

As far as Erogo Proxy's idea is concerned, I suppose that makes you a Reaver? :P
joelinux
Perkone
Caldari State
#319 - 2013-02-18 19:34:30 UTC
Macko Darkfyre wrote:
joelinux, I bet she is a great listener! keep her around for that. You know that women who are good at listening are scarce.

As far as Erogo Proxy's idea is concerned, I suppose that makes you a Reaver? :P


No, it just means that he has a party going on outside his Battleship. w00t!
Fournone
Pyromaniacs Anonymous
#320 - 2013-02-19 03:44:00 UTC
This thread is just unable to stay dead. How fitting.........