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Taoist Dragon
Okata Syndicate
#161 - 2013-01-22 21:00:23 UTC
There comes a time in every capsuleer's career where you want/need to have something to fight for......




Until you find that come and join s0re and blast the minnies into rust dust! Twisted

That is the Way, the Tao.

Balance is everything.
GoatChops
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#162 - 2013-01-22 21:49:39 UTC
There comes a time in every space goat's life when he looks back on what his done and assesses whether or not his achieved anything. That time came for me last night and I must say I'm brutally disappointed with myself...

...I mean seriously...3 months? and I still haven't gotten into Retro123's pants? oh the shame of it all Oops

Join "s0re" chat today and get into Retro123's pants so you don't ever have to feel the same shame I do. While you are there why don't you talk to one of our recruiters about joining the war effort against the Minnies. Every new applications comes with free Retro/GoatChops fan fiction, more importantly every new applications comes with the option to turn down the fan fiction...
retro123
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#163 - 2013-01-23 04:37:36 UTC

Some body save me Oops

Join in game chat channel s0re for a chat
GoatChops
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#164 - 2013-01-23 21:47:56 UTC
retro123 wrote:

Some body save me Oops

Join in game chat channel s0re for a chat



Yes! Finally Retro123 is ready to be free of his misplaced chastity. All of eve rejoice!

If you would like your turn at Retro123 join "s0re" chat today! While you are there why don't you talk to one of our recruiters about s0re's 3 step pvp program:

1.Get in fleet
2. Rename your ship "Retro's Cherry"
3. Go get popped Twisted


Disclaimer: <3 you Retro
retro123
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#165 - 2013-01-24 04:17:05 UTC


Shocked OMG

Join in game chat channel s0re and save me from these fruit loops
Andiedeath
We Aim To MisBehave
Kenshin Shogunate.
#166 - 2013-01-24 06:16:19 UTC
AU TZ Huh? Come roam in Metro for GFs... Leave the trolls at home. :P

Director

Sefem Velox

INGAME CHANNEL: Sefem Public
Colt Blackhawk
Doomheim
#167 - 2013-01-24 22:24:04 UTC
Retros cherry?
ROFL.
Will give it a try.... hahahahaha.

[09:04:53] Ashira Twilight > Plant the f****** amarr flag and s*** on their smoking wrecks.
retro123
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#168 - 2013-01-26 03:04:53 UTC

Come Join the good fight..Join in game chat channel s0re for a chat
retro123
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#169 - 2013-01-28 05:23:55 UTC

Come and unleash ur wrath on the minis

Join in game chat channel s0re for a chat
retro123
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#170 - 2013-01-29 11:33:45 UTC

Join in game chat channel s0re for a chat.. join the us and shoot da minis in da face
GoatChops
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#171 - 2013-01-29 21:41:03 UTC  |  Edited by: GoatChops
Oh god....my head....still soooo hung over from Australia Day and that was 4 days ago Cry

If you would like to mercilessly tease me about my hangover join "s0re" chat today! While you are there why don't you ask one of our recruiters about s0re's 3 step PvP program:

1. Get in fleet
2. JD & cola
3. Forgetting to turn your guns on because you repeated step 2 a few to many times Oops
retro123
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#172 - 2013-01-30 10:59:28 UTC

Poor chops... Join in game chat channel s0re for a chat and make a lot of loud noises for Chops :)
GoatChops
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#173 - 2013-01-30 23:46:19 UTC
retro123 wrote:

Poor chops... Join in game chat channel s0re for a chat and make a lot of loud noises for Chops :)


Yes poor me! Join "s0re" chat today and commiserate about how hard a space goat's life is! While you are there why don't you talk to one of our recruiters about s0re's brand new 4 step PvP program:

1. Get in Fleet
2. Ship up

......holy @#$@ batman the Mini's are pushing Kamela? #$%^ logging in now
GoatChops
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#174 - 2013-01-31 22:57:14 UTC  |  Edited by: GoatChops
Ladies and Gentlemen,

This is war corespondent GoatChops reporting from the front lines in The Bleak Lands region of the Amarr Empire were the Republic's rebel militia are attempting to expand their foothold by taking the system of Kamela!

We have had terrifying reports of heavy fighting causing massive causalities on both sides. However there is no sign of the combat slowing and we have no idea how much further the fighting will escalate.

Capsuleers already loyal to Her Highness the Holy Empress of the Amarr Empire are streaming to The Bleak Lands to confront this threat to the Empire. Capsuleers interested in learning how they can defend the Divine Empress's Territories should join the "s0re" chat channel in game.


Disclaimer: No we don't role play...unless you are talking about wearing a cow boy hat...If you are join "s0re" chat in game and someone will probably role play with you as much as you wantBlink
retro123
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#175 - 2013-02-01 04:41:54 UTC

Chops is our in game cnn correspondent :P
retro123
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#176 - 2013-02-02 06:00:58 UTC

More Troops More Troops..come have a chat..in game chat channel s0re
retro123
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#177 - 2013-02-04 00:51:55 UTC

Join in game chat channel s0re for a chat
Taoist Dragon
Okata Syndicate
#178 - 2013-02-04 01:08:33 UTC
Follow the bald amarrian to blood, guts and Glory!

Great bunch to get into FW with.

That is the Way, the Tao.

Balance is everything.
GoatChops
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#179 - 2013-02-04 01:42:55 UTC
If you want excitement, adventure and women... join an adventure club for swingers...

For directions to the nearest adventure club join "s0re" chat in game! While you are they why don't you take some time to talk to one of our recruiters about "s0res" 3 step PvP program:

1. Fit cheap frigate
2. Fly cheap frigate at nearest War target
3. Hilarity
GoatChops
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#180 - 2013-02-05 01:50:22 UTC
Has anyone else noticed how I appear to be a younger better looking Retro??

....wait a minute.... Retro...are you my daddy?

If you would like to find out if Retro123 is the father of a space goat join "s0re" chat in game. While you are their why don't you talk to one of our recruiters about s0re's 3 step PvP program:

1. Fight in glorious battle for the Amarr Empire
2. Woo the ladies with your skill in aforementioned battles
3. Father space goats with aforementioned ladies