Crime & Punishment

I just read this thread, and i've got to say, that is the best amount of time i've spent at work. well maybe Anya vs nightmareX was funnier in Toras merc thread...

Looking forward for you blokes to dec me, Money First.

Also these fits confused my ****.
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=16070765
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=16080454

and well http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=18642808 this confuses me.... imma go back to work, or something.

Once in a while, I'll thumb through C&P when I'm bored to look for gems. This isn't one ;) [ Kane, you need to post more stories, man ]. This is just your typical trash-talking hisec griefer corp and your typical trash-talking wardec target vomiting at each other. But I did find this amusing:



TL definitely has some noobs that don't know how to fit ships or fly them, and they love to take bait, so you should get kills if you have any competence fighting things other than Miners, Indys and Freighters, but the above did bring a smile to my face and at least made the thread somewhat amusing.

But anyway, free bump to a dozen-member hisec griefer corp that at least has the stones to declare on a large wormhole pvp alliance.

I sure am crying over how I get kills and how much detrimental a high-sec wardec feels to a W-space entity.

Keep going please.

Yeap, we looked and looked for you today. How was your time in dock and logged off for your entire corp today?

Keep up the good work of making our life hell.

I should just leave it at that. Just for those that do not know why this is so funny is that this in now day 2 of them not logging in more then 2 at once and those 2 never left dock.

So looking at your war history most of your wars are over by now. How long are you going to stay hidden before refunding whoever paid you ?

Breast nipple best nipple.

I have been trying to limit my post to one a day and that one at the end of my day of playing but I now see that you are a 10 man corp.

What happened ?

Someone get tired of not being able to leave the station ?

Oh, and you might want to give the war dec more than 2 hours before declaring victory HW

So its been 4 days or so and people are leaving your corp. Can we declare victory now ?

I don't think you understand how this whole thing works.

This seriously all sounds like something your mother would tell you to say to the school bully.

"I'm losing, but actually I'm winning so... neener neener neener"

Lol the cognitive dissonance. It burns...

A high sec griefer war deccing noob finally logs in for a few minutes, doesn't see any members of a WORMHOLE pvp alliance, and thinks he won. It's beautiful.

Since you do seem clueless on this point, the vast majority of our alliance doesn't know you even exist except for the bored few trying to get fights. The rest us are operating as normal, looking for and getting fights with people you would not be very familiar with (ie people who actually shoot back and aren't 1month old toons in industrials and caracals).

Personally I moved a few orcas full of fuel and some faction battleships I got stuck out of our home hole after killing some caps the other night. I was really hoping your pilots docked in amarr would come out and play while it transited, but alas.

That was my one excursion to high sec with you guys to have some fun. I guess it's back to pewing in wspace and looking for fights against people who aren't high sec muppets.

To prospective clients of these guys, my feeling is they are probably completely adequate if your target is a high sec noob Indy corp, without a clue that pvp exists in this game. But if you expect these guys to take on anyone who actuallys pews and has that nasty tendency of shooting back, you will probably be sorely disappointed (maybe they have a refund policy?)