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AWOX: Naoru Kozan
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Scarecrow Tivianne
The Hostile Work Environment Agency
#1 - 2013-01-27 11:27:51 UTC
Joined our corp under good word from mitch3190 (read: my old alliance lead). Was told he was a good bloke looking for low sec pvp.

Left corp a few hours before this post, after asked why he left, he revealed he was planning to AWOX but due to 'a crisis of concience' couldn't. He then threatened to kill our mission ships.

TL;DR fail AWOXer is fail, do not recruit.

Any CEO's / Recruiters that want full chat logs for this, feel free to evemail me.

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Eram Fidard
Doomheim
#2 - 2013-01-27 15:00:54 UTC
No proof, because there is no crime...but you want punishment?


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Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#3 - 2013-01-27 15:23:13 UTC
Came expecting epic tale of drama, tears, and shaved emu's.

Left...confuzzled.

Fail awoxer is fail?

What?

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

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Psychotic Monk
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2013-01-27 16:26:08 UTC
Does this person also choke when it comes time to collect the rent on Boardwalk?

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Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts.
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#5 - 2013-01-27 18:03:06 UTC
How is this even worthy of a thread? You're posting about a thing that...never happened.

Member of the Pink Pony Killboard Padding Alliance
Eram Fidard
Doomheim
#6 - 2013-01-27 18:48:19 UTC
Scarecrow Tivianne of 137 Yiratal Lane, Ombil, Aridia, having left his house a little early, was on his way to work when suddenly....





























....Nothing happened.

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Alana Charen-Teng
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2013-01-27 21:11:24 UTC
Eram Fidard wrote:
Scarecrow Tivianne of 137 Yiratal Lane, Ombil, Aridia, having left his house a little early, was on his way to work when suddenly....

... he landed on Boardwalk with a hotel?

Scarecrow Tivianne wrote:

TL;DR fail AWOXer is fail, do not recruit.

If you're going to recruit an awoxer, make sure he can get the job done!
Scarecrow Tivianne
The Hostile Work Environment Agency
#8 - 2013-01-28 01:04:14 UTC
You can all have a laugh if you want, I know I did, but at the end of the day, I'd rather know as a recruiter that he had intentions of awox then be left in the dark.

As for the proof, the forum rules state that you cant post chat logs, so that's why there is a glaring lack of proof.

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Scarecrow Tivianne
The Hostile Work Environment Agency
#9 - 2013-01-28 01:07:03 UTC
Alana Charen-Teng wrote:
Eram Fidard wrote:
Scarecrow Tivianne of 137 Yiratal Lane, Ombil, Aridia, having left his house a little early, was on his way to work when suddenly....

... he landed on Boardwalk with a hotel?

Scarecrow Tivianne wrote:

TL;DR fail AWOXer is fail, do not recruit.

If you're going to recruit an awoxer, make sure he can get the job done!





As for hiring, I was referring more to the fact that he corp hops around

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Molly Modee
Doomheim
#10 - 2013-01-28 05:03:58 UTC
Is recruitment still open? No job should go unfinished.
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2013-01-28 06:00:13 UTC
I'm currently looking for a corp that will give me full access to corp hangers immediately Straight

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Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#12 - 2013-01-28 07:51:56 UTC
Scarecrow Tivianne wrote:
TL;DR fail AWOXer is fail, do not recruit.


I agree. If you're going to recruit an awoxer you need to be sure that he can follow through. Recruit me OP & I will fulfill your desire to be awoxed.

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Venom Powers
Disceptive Monkeys BooBs
#13 - 2013-01-28 08:14:44 UTC  |  Edited by: Venom Powers
Came here expecting a sad tale of betrayal, donuts and boat violence.

Unfortunately, you much disappointing.
Garviel Tarrant
Beyond Divinity Inc
Shadow Cartel
#14 - 2013-01-28 10:34:53 UTC
Wait.. Noone got blown up?

You sir have wasted my time.

>=[

BYDI recruitment closed-ish

Scarecrow Tivianne
The Hostile Work Environment Agency
#15 - 2013-01-28 13:34:56 UTC
So I'm confused then, are you all being turds, or this not the place to post about AWOX's and corp thefts?

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Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts.
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#16 - 2013-01-28 14:04:28 UTC
Scarecrow Tivianne wrote:
So I'm confused then, are you all being turds, or this not the place to post about AWOX's and corp thefts?


You have the right place, but the wrong content. No actual awox or corp theft occurred. Just because he said a thing doesn't make it true. I lie in EVE every day.

Though I'm starting to wish he had awoxed someone.

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Singeabooty Raj
Doomheim
#17 - 2013-01-28 14:07:37 UTC
Scarecrow Tivianne wrote:
So I'm confused then, are you all being turds, or this not the place to post about AWOX's and corp thefts?

Lol.

At one point Charlie Bucket was going to steal an everlasting gobstopper from Willy Wonka's factory to give to Slugworth but he didn't thus bar initial intent no crime was committed and look how that turned out.

You can't call somebody an awoxer for an awox that never transpired.

You should hold your head in shame for making this thread.

Black Man with Goggles
Naoru Kozan
Perkone
Caldari State
#18 - 2013-01-28 14:17:04 UTC
Haha, damn. This thread made my night. Ummm ok I'll keep this brief.

Got bored with piracy was planning on leaving Tuskers anyway.

Original plan was to camp Sadisticas lowsec mission hub as a way of saying thanks for 30 mins of amusing local smack last October.

Mate suggests joining these guys instead. Seems like a good idea....

TL;DR: **** alliance, **** space and yes I realised awoxing conflicts with my eve morals (can't believe I just typed that sentence).

So yeah, I'll be chilling cloaked, afk in Yiratal until I get bored/distracted by something shiny.


(These guys are terribad at pvp so if you can be assed roaming to Aridia they will make for some amusing killmails)





Also, I was not the only one Blink
eddie valvetino
Victory or Whatever
Nourv Gate Security Commission
#19 - 2013-01-28 14:24:41 UTC
Scarecrow Tivianne wrote:
So I'm confused then, are you all being turds, or this not the place to post about AWOX's and corp thefts?


it is mate...

But you seem to be missing the point...

The guys didn't AWOX you.

This whole thread is like pulling and sexy chick with great boobs, greating hot and sweaty and her suddenly saying "sorry I don't **** on first dates"
Scarecrow Tivianne
The Hostile Work Environment Agency
#20 - 2013-01-29 01:13:06 UTC
Naoru Kozan wrote:
(These guys are terribad at pvp so if you can be assed roaming to Aridia they will make for some amusing killmails)





Also, I was not the only one Blink




http://killboard.sadistica-alliance.com/?a=home, look at the weekend, we sure must be shocking, right?

Also not the only one? cool story bro, tell me more!?!

Alcoholocaust's leading AU/EU TZ Diplo / Punching Bag / FC / Window Licker
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