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CCP Make it possible to take slaves

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Princess Saskia
Hyperfleet Industries
#1 - 2013-01-25 23:14:19 UTC
Having been inspired.

I want to be a ruthless capsuleer and want to turn all those pesky Amarrians into slaves. I want to rule with an iron fist.

Taking slaves will help get them off the inevitable path on which they get addicted to drugs and end up walking the streets/station walkways, homeless.

 ♥ 

Whitehound
#2 - 2013-01-25 23:18:50 UTC
It is already here:

You buy PLEX - you become a slave.

Loss is meaningful. Therefore is the loss of meaning likewise meaningful. It is the source of all trolling.

FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#3 - 2013-01-25 23:19:08 UTC
I want to use forbidden technologies to reanimate the corpses of my slain foes.

Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.

Google Voices
Doomheim
#4 - 2013-01-25 23:19:58 UTC
Princess Saskia wrote:
Having been inspired.

I want to be a ruthless capsuleer and want to turn all those pesky Amarrians into slaves. I want to rule with an iron fist.

Taking slaves will help get them off the inevitable path on which they get addicted to drugs and end up walking the streets/station walkways, homeless.



RPing means you have become a slave to CCP....How does it feel? Lol



"Fozzie could not comment on when this issue would be resolved and stated that “one day Veritas will come up to me and say ‘hey I fixed off-grid boosting’”, but he had no idea on a potential timeframe for this sort of miracle."

Nicolo da'Vicenza
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#5 - 2013-01-25 23:20:22 UTC
this is the out of character trolling forum
you want the in-character trolling forum, the IGS
Princess Saskia
Hyperfleet Industries
#6 - 2013-01-25 23:20:50 UTC
FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:
I want to use forbidden technologies to reanimate the corpses of my slain foes.


:o Brilliant idea. Maybe we can spend some alone time in our captains quarters and do concord sanctioned acts to them :D

 ♥ 

Abrazzar
Vardaugas Family
#7 - 2013-01-25 23:23:38 UTC
There should be a planetary structure you can buy/build and deploy to transform people into other types. Tourists get indoctrinated into slaves, slaves get re-educated into civilians, civilians get schooled to be exotic dancers or if anything fails turn them all into biomass.
Roll Sizzle Beef
Space Mutiny
#8 - 2013-01-25 23:24:18 UTC
Princess Saskia wrote:
FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:
I want to use forbidden technologies to reanimate the corpses of my slain foes.


:o Brilliant idea. Maybe we can spend some alone time in our captains quarters and do concord sanctioned acts to them :D


Just what Dust and Eve needs. a zombie mode like all the rest.
Frying Doom
#9 - 2013-01-26 02:07:03 UTC
Abrazzar wrote:
There should be a planetary structure you can buy/build and deploy to transform people into other types. Tourists get indoctrinated into slaves, slaves get re-educated into civilians, civilians get schooled to be exotic dancers or if anything fails turn them all into biomass.

You missed slaves transformed into steaks to feed the homeless, civilians and exotic dancers. Might I suggest an icon that looks like a blender Lol

Any spelling, grammatical and punctuation errors are because frankly, I don't care!!

Django InSpace
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#10 - 2013-01-26 05:16:05 UTC
Nooooooo!!
Cowboy Nuggets
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2013-01-26 05:17:48 UTC
Django InSpace wrote:
Nooooooo!!

Django!
Dheeradj Nurgle
Hoover Inc.
Snuffed Out
#12 - 2013-01-26 10:21:44 UTC
Why would you WANT to keep Amarrians around?
Mamucha
Rookie Empire Citizens
#13 - 2013-01-26 10:24:26 UTC
Princess Saskia wrote:
Having been inspired.

I want to be a ruthless capsuleer and want to turn all those pesky Amarrians into slaves. I want to rule with an iron fist.

Taking slaves will help get them off the inevitable path on which they get addicted to drugs and end up walking the streets/station walkways, homeless.


hate to brake it to you, but theres two ways to do this. First one is more popular, sub evEonline.. Second one is found your own corp and recruits people as your minions.

We were recruiting.