Alliance & Corporation Recruitment Center

Salutations to all!

I am currently seeking the company of others after an extended time away from New Eden, that is the last time I test out a Minmatar teleporter, bloody well should have know it was held together with office tape didn't even rate high enough for them to use the duct tape on. I would have been back sooner but old school tech on the planet left me stranded. It turns out that 14 rubber bands, 2 mixers (with all cake batter recently licked off), and a sofa cushion can not be used to obtain exit velocity. After finally creating a Pod from wet down and then dried plant fiber (locals called it paper mache) I went seeking some Pod fluid and then settled on the closest thing I could find 287 boxes of Jello. I have now returned a bit wiser for my efforts, let me share a bit of that with you, you can not breath when encased in Jello and clones make for a quick way to get back into space after death. So I awoke to find my old corp had booted me for inactivity (can’t blame them in the least) and that I was sitting in a station out in 0.0. Jump clone back into Highsec get my assets returned from my “friend” (alt on the same account) that was holding them for me while I was out in the odd bits of space. I am now sitting in my holder corp to avoid the taxes of an NPC corp while I figure out my plans.

In the past I had done a lot of mission running (especially in the Dodixie area) and research on BPOs I fly many different ship types (sub-capital) and have decent skills with weapon systems. However my time stranded has left my personal skills rusty and outdated. I’m looking for some other pilots to chatter with and have some fun. I must admit to having developed a bit of an addiction to a planetside game called Minecraft that I sometimes get distracted with at times but plan to spend my nights soaring through space; and seeking that Minmatar engineer to get some revenge “We will come find you if something goes wrong” my butt!

Current SP 41.5mil (spread all over the place, but currently sorting out that fault of not being able to fly mining ships for crap they used to bore me but ops were a fun group event)

Looking for:
FUN!
People to chat with.
A place where I can do a fair bit of many different things, and maybe feel like I’m helping the corp to grow.
Passive income opportunities are always appreciated and I would love to be able to help out with some industry and put my skills to good use.

What I bring:
A flexible pilot with a diverse background in highsec
Willingness to help and learn new things

Down sides to hiring me:
There is this one odd ball that sometimes logs in as me, as well as looking and sounding like me. While I admit that we do share a body I am not nearly as strange as he is.

Yes you are!

I am not! Now go play with the dog or something.

Oh yeah and sometimes I have to step away to let the dog out, floor poop is not fun to deal with.

Active International Corporation now Recruiting - We have active chatty players in all US Time Zones, in Germany, in Australia,in Norway etc... Check us out or contact me in game. The Deacon Group