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Norway is developing goat cheese based WMDs!

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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#1 - 2013-01-23 05:03:05 UTC
We must invade and take their cheesePirate

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Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#2 - 2013-01-23 10:45:24 UTC
QUICK Invade them and Take there Oil! Oh wait.... Nvm

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Shalia Ripper
#3 - 2013-01-23 10:57:57 UTC
no wai!

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Gibbeous Moon
Heimdal Freight and Manufacture Inc
#4 - 2013-01-23 12:07:44 UTC
Goat's Cheese. Only because lutefisk would be against the Geneva Convention.
Sidus Isaacs
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2013-01-24 12:42:15 UTC
Yeah our goat cheese is pretty epic.
Tikktokk Tokkzikk
V0LTA
WE FORM V0LTA
#6 - 2013-02-03 20:00:21 UTC
Gibbeous Moon wrote:
Goat's Cheese. Only because lutefisk would be against the Geneva Convention.


I wonder if we could make napalm out of lutefisk...
Caleidascope
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#7 - 2013-02-03 20:21:43 UTC
Hm. Park a truck in a tunnel. Set the truck on fire. Close the way for 6 days! Anybody else thinks civil disobedience/terrorism?

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silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#8 - 2013-02-04 03:31:28 UTC  |  Edited by: silens vesica
Tikktokk Tokkzikk wrote:
Gibbeous Moon wrote:
Goat's Cheese. Only because lutefisk would be against the Geneva Convention.


I wonder if we could make napalm out of lutefisk...

No. Lutefisk is a bio-weapon. Causes epic indigestion, thus immobilizing your foes' entire nation.


I will note that the Goat Cheese WMD needs some development work... Right now it is only good for disrupting road nets, and seems to require enclosed spaces to be best effective. With a little work, I'm sure they can find a way to use balistic missiles to get the cheese to high reentry speeds, resulting in flaming goat-cheese fondue-coating of strategic targets...

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Rana Ash
Gradient
Electus Matari
#9 - 2013-02-04 12:14:05 UTC
silens vesica wrote:
Tikktokk Tokkzikk wrote:
Gibbeous Moon wrote:
Goat's Cheese. Only because lutefisk would be against the Geneva Convention.


I wonder if we could make napalm out of lutefisk...

No. Lutefisk is a bio-weapon. Causes epic indigestion, thus immobilizing your foes' entire nation.


I will note that the Goat Cheese WMD needs some development work... Right now it is only good for disrupting road nets, and seems to require enclosed spaces to be best effective. With a little work, I'm sure they can find a way to use balistic missiles to get the cheese to high reentry speeds, resulting in flaming goat-cheese fondue-coating of strategic targets...



The horror, the horror
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#10 - 2013-02-05 21:55:31 UTC  |  Edited by: Krixtal Icefluxor
This is still just about the Best Thread of the Year so far !


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Charlepetit LaJoie
Trust Me Ltd
#11 - 2013-02-05 22:06:45 UTC
The Norwegian government announced today that it's strategic goatherds were developed strictly for peaceful purposes.
http://tankedpodcast.com/storage/fire%20goat01.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1322894054936
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#12 - 2013-02-06 00:22:35 UTC
Rana Ash wrote:
silens vesica wrote:
Tikktokk Tokkzikk wrote:
Gibbeous Moon wrote:
Goat's Cheese. Only because lutefisk would be against the Geneva Convention.


I wonder if we could make napalm out of lutefisk...

No. Lutefisk is a bio-weapon. Causes epic indigestion, thus immobilizing your foes' entire nation.


I will note that the Goat Cheese WMD needs some development work... Right now it is only good for disrupting road nets, and seems to require enclosed spaces to be best effective. With a little work, I'm sure they can find a way to use balistic missiles to get the cheese to high reentry speeds, resulting in flaming goat-cheese fondue-coating of strategic targets...



The horror, the horror


Armies around the world will be armed with toast points in anticipation.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?

Muad 'dib
The Nine Nine
#13 - 2013-02-06 12:04:13 UTC
thank cheesus it wasnt any worse

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Rana Ash
Gradient
Electus Matari
#14 - 2013-02-06 13:17:04 UTC
Thank god norway distracts the media from the swedish bio weapons reservs
Frank Millar
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#15 - 2013-02-06 14:05:07 UTC
Quote:
It is described as having a “slightly salty and surprisingly sweet flavor with a hint of goat about it.”

Lol
Charlepetit LaJoie
Trust Me Ltd
#16 - 2013-02-06 14:44:51 UTC