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GoatChops
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#141 - 2013-01-11 03:21:49 UTC
retro123 wrote:

Dont let chops scare u lot Big smile



NO! BE SCARED!

Join "s0re" chat today and learn at least 34 reasons why you should be scared of me!

While your there why don't you speak to one of our recruiters about the 3 reasons you should join s0re today:

1. Pew Pew
2. GoatChop's frequent and often disjointed attempts to get into Retro123's pants Oops
3. Hilarity and explosions (which are the same thing really)
retro123
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#142 - 2013-01-12 06:18:14 UTC

More troops MORE TROOPS

Recruitment still open come on down....

s0re has best health and dental plan in new edan...Join in game chat channel s0re for a chat
retro123
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#143 - 2013-01-13 09:42:43 UTC
retro123 wrote:

More troops MORE TROOPS

Recruitment still open come on down....

s0re has best health and dental plan in new edan...Join in game chat channel s0re for a chat
GoatChops
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#144 - 2013-01-13 23:03:28 UTC
retro123 wrote:

s0re has best health and dental plan in new edan...Join in game chat channel s0re for a chat


Basically if you need dental one of our Friendly Minmatar targets will gladly pod you so you will get a shinny new clone!

Also did you know that "s0re" chat is one of the the only places in new Eden where you will find the elusive space goat? Join "s0re" chat today to observe the space goat in its native habitat!
GoatChops
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#145 - 2013-01-15 00:04:32 UTC  |  Edited by: GoatChops
Ladies and Gentlemen "s0re" chat in game is the place to be.

While in s0re chat you can talk about your feelings and embrace your inner self. You can also talk to one of our recruiters about s0re's 3 step Cat herding program:

1. Get in fleet
2. Ship up
3. Chase around some Minmatar Pussies


Disclaimer: GoatChops actually really likes the Minmatar pilots he flies against and thinks they are chill bros (for the most part). Any insult offered to Minmatar militia members is purely for the purposes of hilarity and is not issued with any ill feeling. Fly safe Minmatar bros...bunch of slave freeing heathens...Twisted
Taoist Dragon
Okata Syndicate
#146 - 2013-01-15 23:32:29 UTC
Once upon a time there was a dragon.


He was a nice dragon and ran security operation for various corporations within New Eden.

After a while he realised the depth of corruption within these corporations and decide to forge his own path.

Then he thought 'Screw this I'm just gonna kill people!' And the Taoist Dragon was born. He is neither good or bad. He strives to find a balance between honour and nessecity in the realm of New Eden. Most of the time he just enjoys shooting people!


He wandered around for a while harrassing new pilots and veterans alike until he stumbled upon bunch of complete wacko's. They flew crazy stuff in a war with the minmatar and had great fun doing so.


So the moral of this story?

What the **** do I care about morals just come and shoot the bloody minis with us!!!!

That is the Way, the Tao.

Balance is everything.
retro123
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#147 - 2013-01-16 02:08:39 UTC

You Too can come and fly with the certified nut jobs

Join in game chat channel s0re for a chat
GoatChops
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#148 - 2013-01-16 04:55:48 UTC  |  Edited by: GoatChops
retro123 wrote:

You Too can come and fly with the certified nut jobs

Join in game chat channel s0re for a chat


s0re is happy to announce the launch of its newest product "s0re's mixed nuts"

Join "s0re" chat in game today for a free sample! While your in channel, and nibbling our nuts, why don't you talk to one of our recruiters about what s0re gets up to when we are not launching new product ranges!

Fly safe and remember - s0re nuts are the best nuts
retro123
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#149 - 2013-01-17 00:23:38 UTC


Join in game chat channel s0re for a chat
GoatChops
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#150 - 2013-01-17 05:31:14 UTC
Join "s0re" chat today and talk to one of our recruiter about Factional warfare, piracy and any other pew pew related activities.

While in channel you can also chat to me! I will spin you a tale of adventure and romance. You will be the bold hero and I will be the beautiful heroine that you fall in love with!

Well maybe not but join "s0re" cant anyway! I don't bite...much...okay maybe a little but I swear I asked him first and he said yes...Oops
retro123
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#151 - 2013-01-18 01:47:08 UTC

Join in game chat channel s0re for a chat
GoatChops
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#152 - 2013-01-18 03:32:29 UTC  |  Edited by: GoatChops
I got nothing today, I'm lacking my usual inspiration. You see Retro123 is consistently putting off my advances. Join "s0re" chat in game today and offer me some advice on how best to seduce the elusive Retro!

While you are there why don't you talk to one of our recruiters about s0re's new 3 step dating program

1. Get in Comms
2. Fleet up
3. Throw yourself lovingly into the arms of your new PvP mistress
retro123
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#153 - 2013-01-19 02:26:12 UTC
Join in game chat channel s0re for a chat
retro123
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#154 - 2013-01-20 01:09:45 UTC
retro123 wrote:
Join in game chat channel s0re for a chat
retro123
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#155 - 2013-01-20 23:06:08 UTC

Join In game chat channel s0re and let the games begin
GoatChops
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#156 - 2013-01-21 22:43:43 UTC
Join "s0re" chat today, now with mandatory pants

Disclaimer: While pants are mandatory, s0re does not consider the wearing of pants to be mandatory
retro123
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#157 - 2013-01-22 01:42:13 UTC

Join in game chat channel s0re for a chat
Can Dor
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#158 - 2013-01-22 01:46:43 UTC
Hello. Although I am primarily interested in vanguards, I am rather interested in FW, and you guys seem good, contact me.
retro123
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#159 - 2013-01-22 01:53:57 UTC
Can Dor wrote:
Hello. Although I am primarily interested in vanguards, I am rather interested in FW, and you guys seem good, contact me.



In game mail sent
Colt Blackhawk
Doomheim
#160 - 2013-01-22 15:44:31 UTC
BUMP.

btw: slaves now for sale in kamela :P

[09:04:53] Ashira Twilight > Plant the f****** amarr flag and s*** on their smoking wrecks.