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The official Cannibal Kane replaces Chuck Norris joke thread.
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Calico-Jack Daniels
#1 - 2013-01-18 22:33:56 UTC
Cannibal Kane has a Grizzly Bear carpet in his ship, the bear hasn't died, it's just afraid to move.


I go well with Quafe...
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#2 - 2013-01-18 22:39:30 UTC
The only thing strong enough to kill Cannibal Kane is pretty much everything.

wait....i may have done that wrong.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
#3 - 2013-01-18 23:09:44 UTC
Somebody tried to replace Chuck Norris once.



Once.

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Lugia3
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2013-01-21 06:04:06 UTC
The boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris at night.

Chuck Norris checks his closet for Duke Nukem at night.

"CCP Dolan is full of shit." - CCP Bettik
Assyria Chakaid
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#5 - 2013-01-21 06:31:38 UTC
Chuck Norris is an aging former action movie star who's become an internet meme.

Did I do it right?
Goran Konjich
Krompany
#6 - 2013-01-21 07:04:21 UTC
Assyria Chakaid wrote:
Chuck Norris is an aging former action movie star who's become an internet meme.

Did I do it right?


No, he was primarily Professional Middleweight Karate champion + a lot more

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Shalia Ripper
#7 - 2013-01-21 09:37:28 UTC
B-Movie star. And Bruce Campbell's chin is mightier than a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

Sig blah blah blah blah
Thomas Gore
Blackfyre Enterprise
#8 - 2013-01-21 13:47:23 UTC
The EVE Wormhole originally formed when Cannibal Kane did some ship-spinning in station.

He's stopped spinning ships since.
Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
#9 - 2013-01-21 14:33:38 UTC
Calico-Jack Daniels wrote:
Cannibal Kane

Who ?

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Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#10 - 2013-01-21 14:35:20 UTC
Kane <3

One of my Eve Hero's and he always says Hello in local when I see him :D :D

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.
Ristlin Wakefield
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#11 - 2013-01-23 16:12:07 UTC
Jovian disease is actually caused by Cannibal Kane committing genocide on an entire civilization and leaving the remaining few behind to inbreed.

Cannibal Kane can switch out subsystems in space.

Any ship Cannibal Kane pilots immediately becomes reclassified as a Titan.

Cannibal Kane doesn't have to be part of a fleet to give boosts. This is the only reason his opponents don't immediately die on contact.

I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license.
Calico-Jack Daniels
#12 - 2013-01-29 21:14:59 UTC

Crest fights cavities, Cannibal Kane kills them

I go well with Quafe...
Grimpak
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#13 - 2013-01-29 21:20:29 UTC
and Morgan Freeman narrates it all and brings it all into existence, for Morgan Freeman is God and earthquakes are Mother Earth having orgasms by listening to His Voice.

[img]http://eve-files.com/sig/grimpak[/img]

[quote]The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.[/quote] ain't that right
Calico-Jack Daniels
#14 - 2013-01-29 21:24:13 UTC

Cannibal Kane finished the Everlasting Gobstopper.

I go well with Quafe...
Grimpak
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#15 - 2013-01-29 21:26:31 UTC
Calico-Jack Daniels wrote:

Cannibal Kane finished the Everlasting Gobstopper.

and Morgan Freeman narrated him into finishing the Everlasting Gobstopper, and reality itself made it so.

[img]http://eve-files.com/sig/grimpak[/img]

[quote]The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.[/quote] ain't that right
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#16 - 2013-02-01 12:28:26 UTC
lol...

WTH is this?

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Calico-Jack Daniels
#17 - 2013-02-01 20:34:42 UTC
An homage to your awesomeness as confirmed by your posts in C&P. Cool

Cannibal Kane doesn't need Gravity, Gravity needs Cannibal Kane

I go well with Quafe...
Grimpak
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#18 - 2013-02-01 21:05:19 UTC
Calico-Jack Daniels wrote:
An homage to your awesomeness as confirmed by your posts in C&P. Cool

Cannibal Kane doesn't need Gravity, Gravity needs Cannibal Kane

as is narrated by Morgan Freeman

[img]http://eve-files.com/sig/grimpak[/img]

[quote]The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.[/quote] ain't that right
Whang'Lo
Cosmically Irrelevant
#19 - 2013-02-01 23:51:59 UTC
Canibal Kane can trade in Jita without marking prices up .01 Isk.

[u]A Paranoid is just someone with all the facts - William Burroughs[/u]
Calico-Jack Daniels
#20 - 2013-02-07 22:13:23 UTC
Cannibal Kane once had a staring contest with his own reflection. His reflection eventually gave up...

I go well with Quafe...