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These forums are not bitter enough.

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Ciar Meara
PIE Inc.
Khimi Harar
#1 - 2011-09-06 13:11:10 UTC
These new forums still have the "new car smell" and reek of naieve optism and this disgusts me.

I propose we inject them with a healthy amount of sarcasm, bitterness and old veterans disease with the following topics.

- Where are the CSM notes (unedited ones)
- What happend to the faction round table, and what is happening with faction warfare in general
- What about the modular POS?


- [img]http://go-dl1.eve-files.com/media/corp/janus/ceosig.jpg[/img] [yellow]English only please. Zymurgist[/yellow]
AnzacPaul
Tactical Farmers.
Pandemic Horde
#2 - 2011-09-06 13:13:37 UTC
See page 2
Grideris
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2011-09-06 13:21:34 UTC
AnzacPaul wrote:
See page 2


Indeed. All the bitterness is already on page 2. Better get busy bumping if you want to see them turn vets into bittervets.

http://www.dust514.org - the unofficial forum for everything DUST 514 http://www.dust514base.com -** the** blog site with everything else DUST 514 you need
DarkAegix
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2011-09-06 13:21:37 UTC
CEO xxxx,
I am writing this extended corp application EVEmail to you as I solo roam through lowsec in my HG Snake Loki with officer fits, with my off-grid Tengu fleet-booster and Dramiel scout alts.

Because EVE is dying and CCP nerf lowsec continuously, I can safely type this EVEmail without fear of being killed.

I'd like to apply to your corp because I want to spread my cynicism and bitterness.

I just jumped into a flashy yellow Drake camping a gate, but didn't engage it because my nano Loki would be killed in exactly 122 seconds if he has HMLs.

I've been a carebear for the majority of my EVE-career, never getting a single kill on anything but TCUs, SBUs and POSes. Recently, I killed a pod and my 10 sec status went down to 2.86. Do you know how long it took to get to 10? 5 is pretty much the mathematically limit before it gets exponentially harder!

Each time I completed Destroy the Rogue Blob, a L5 mission, my sec status only increased by 0.000000005%.
It was terribly slow. I cried for hours after experiencing that sec loss.

I've unsubbed 49 times over the last 15 years, because EVE is dying.

I have 9,923,242,485,272,183,283.92 ISK, and no AUR cause it's a waste. I refuse to buy any vanity items to fund Twilight Online and Dustcrap, which won't even have orbital strikes cause they suck and EVE is dying.

I have sound permanently turned off, and the camera zoomed out as far as possible.

I've created a 1000 page thread on the EVE-forums, where 500 of my forum alts were all arguing and complaining to each other.

Thanks,
Dark "Bitter" Aegix
Rodj Blake
PIE Inc.
Khimi Harar
#5 - 2011-09-06 15:09:54 UTC
I agree.

Where are the bittervets when you need them?

Dolce et decorum est pro Imperium mori
Jack bubu
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#6 - 2011-09-06 15:11:46 UTC
Rodj Blake wrote:
I agree.

Where are the bittervets when you need them?

Well on Failheap challenge ofcourse
Rakshasa Taisab
Sane Industries Inc.
#7 - 2011-09-06 15:15:56 UTC
Jack bubu wrote:
Rodj Blake wrote:
I agree.

Where are the bittervets when you need them?

Well on Failheap challenge ofcourse

But I'm here!

Nyan
Gogela
Epic Ganking Time
CODE.
#8 - 2011-09-06 15:18:35 UTC
Rakshasa Taisab wrote:
But I'm here!


Hay! Nice goggles!

...yah. It's hard to be a bitter vet with upgraded forums that rock.

...and these forums do rock.

Nice job CCP. I love the new design!

Signatures should be used responsibly...
Large Collidable Object
morons.
#9 - 2011-09-06 15:19:20 UTC
Rodj Blake wrote:
I agree.

Where are the bittervets when you need them?



Unwilling to adapt to the new forums - they'll be here in three days, when the old ones will be read only...
You know... [morons.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gjOx65yD5A)
Abrazzar
Vardaugas Family
#10 - 2011-09-06 15:24:08 UTC
It takes a while for the factory smell to get replaced by the caustic fumes of bitterness.

Just a matter of time.

(and maybe only another patch/expansion/devblog/meeting minutes away)

Sovereignty and Population

New Mining Mechanics
Ceq Lysander
#11 - 2011-09-06 15:32:35 UTC
Contributing bitterness, lemon-style: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e4/Lemon.jpg

This is my signature. There are many like it but this one is mine!
Ankh
Doomheim
#12 - 2011-09-06 15:37:55 UTC
Ciar Meara wrote:
These new forums still have the "new car smell" and reek of naieve optism and this disgusts me.

I propose we inject them with a healthy amount of sarcasm, bitterness and old veterans disease with the following topics.

- Where are the CSM notes (unedited ones)
- What happend to the faction round table, and what is happening with faction warfare in general
- What about the modular POS?




Troll from a Noob. Roll

And yes, I'm a bitterer vet than you. Blink

Veteran of the _Coalition of Free Stars Alliance **_and **The Big Blue.

**CALDARI MEN ARE BORING!    **Matari girls always give the best pew-pew.
Ciar Meara
PIE Inc.
Khimi Harar
#13 - 2011-09-07 09:41:35 UTC
I dunno I look more bitter then you and I am pretty shure I am more of a vet.

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Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#14 - 2011-09-07 09:54:39 UTC
Large Collidable Object wrote:
Rodj Blake wrote:
I agree.

Where are the bittervets when you need them?



Unwilling to adapt to the new forums - they'll be here in three days, when the old ones will be read only...


Mandatory Comment....

What the HELL happened to your face. Did you warp into a Large Collidable Object face first?

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Aldan Romar
Doomheim
#15 - 2011-09-07 10:21:47 UTC
I'd be happy to help out with this bitterness thingy if someone told me what to do...

Is there a step-by-step list?
Tallian Saotome
Nuclear Arms Exchange Inc.
#16 - 2011-09-07 10:23:21 UTC
How in the hell are so many of these noob alt accounts exactly 13 days old? Is it 9 months and 13 days since they allowed people to start cybering in their CQs or something?

Inappropriate signature removed, CCP Phantom.
Aldan Romar
Doomheim
#17 - 2011-09-07 10:26:34 UTC
Maybe a noob, but a main not an alt - now I'm feeling bitter *sniff*


Hey, it's working!
CCP Guard
C C P
C C P Alliance
#18 - 2011-09-07 10:50:29 UTC
The 'positivity spin modulator' we were building all summer seems to be working as intended.

CCP Guard | EVE Community Developer | @CCP_Guard
Smoking Blunts
ZC Omega
#19 - 2011-09-07 10:52:15 UTC
CCP Guard wrote:
The 'positivity spin modulator' we were building all summer seems to be working as intended.



unlike the forums

OMG when can i get a pic here
Brooks Puuntai
Solar Nexus.
#20 - 2011-09-07 10:56:35 UTC
CCP Guard wrote:
The 'positivity spin modulator' we were building all summer seems to be working as intended.


So thats where all of CCP resources have been going into.

CCP's Motto: If it isn't broken, break it. If it is broken, ignore it. Improving NPE / Dynamic New Eden
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