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Dear CCP, I need a cat.

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Felicity Love
Doomheim
#1 - 2013-01-12 17:07:05 UTC  |  Edited by: Felicity Love
The Captain's Quarters are too quiet. The same old crap is always on the big screens, there's nothing in the fridge and that goddamn door is still locked.

So, get me a cat.

Preferably one that likes to run around from time to time, and then sit on my lap for as long as I'm stuck on the sofa. A tabby would be nice... or a Maine Coon... something with personality... not one of those neurotic little freaks with no fur or too much inbreeding.

Oh, and a litter box... let's keep the place clean.... since the "domestics" still can't seem to get into my CQ anymore successfully than I can get out. Evil

One last thing, a small goldfish bowl with 2 or 3 goldfish happily swimming around in it... it's bad enough that I'm bored sitting around, no need to inflict that on my cat.

Please put the goldfish bowl on the coffee table in front of the sofa.

Thanks... now, get busy.

Blink

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An urgent message from JONESY

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Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
#2 - 2013-01-12 17:16:23 UTC
There are no cats in EVE.






☼

There's a million angry citizens looking down their tubes..at me.
Pewty McPew
EVE Corporation 2357451
#3 - 2013-01-12 17:21:30 UTC
Felicity Love wrote:
The Captain's Quarters are too quiet. The same old crap is always on the big screens, there's nothing in the fridge and that goddamn door is still locked.

So, get me a cat.

Preferably one that likes to run around from time to time, and then sit on my lap for as long as I'm stuck on the sofa. A tabby would be nice... or a Maine Coon... something with personality... not one of those neurotic little freaks with no fur or too much inbreeding.

Oh, and a litter box... let's keep the place clean.... since the "domestics" still can't seem to get into my CQ anymore successfully than I can get out. Evil

One last thing, a small goldfish bowl with 2 or 3 goldfish happily swimming around in it... it's bad enough that I'm bored sitting around, no need to inflict that on my cat.

Please put the goldfish bowl on the coffee table in front of the sofa.

Thanks... now, get busy.

Blink


I want a pony!
SB Rico
Sumo Wrestlers
#4 - 2013-01-12 17:27:49 UTC
I have a parrot in my cq

And three spare peg legs.

Scammers are currently selling killrights on this toon for up to 5mil, if you have paid for this service demand your money back at once.

Killing me should be for free.
Vera Algaert
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#5 - 2013-01-12 17:27:50 UTC
Felicity Love wrote:
The Captain's Quarters are too quiet. The same old crap is always on the big screens, there's nothing in the fridge and that goddamn door is still locked.

So, get me a cat.

Preferably one that likes to run around from time to time, and then sit on my lap for as long as I'm stuck on the sofa. A tabby would be nice... or a Maine Coon... something with personality... not one of those neurotic little freaks with no fur or too much inbreeding.

Oh, and a litter box... let's keep the place clean.... since the "domestics" still can't seem to get into my CQ anymore successfully than I can get out. Evil

One last thing, a small goldfish bowl with 2 or 3 goldfish happily swimming around in it... it's bad enough that I'm bored sitting around, no need to inflict that on my cat.

Please put the goldfish bowl on the coffee table in front of the sofa.

Thanks... now, get busy.

Blink

a cat and a goldfish bowl for entertainment

a harsh and ruthless universe indeed Big smile

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killorbekilled TBE
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2013-01-12 17:31:21 UTC
How about slaver hounds :)

:)
Noriko Mai
#7 - 2013-01-12 17:32:48 UTC
killorbekilled TBE wrote:
How about slaver hounds :)

Give me!!!11

"Meh.." - Albert Einstein
Felicity Love
Doomheim
#8 - 2013-01-12 17:37:04 UTC
killorbekilled TBE wrote:
How about slaver hounds :)


Got those.... too much drool... and they'd EAT the domestics. Blink

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Ckra Trald
Ckra Trald Corporation
#9 - 2013-01-12 17:39:49 UTC
A fish tank like in mass effect

or even little scale models of ships

or strobe lights

http://www.rusemen.com/ Join Tengoo xd
Damsel in Distress
The Scope
#10 - 2013-01-12 17:44:19 UTC
It would be cool if it had some funtionality to randomly destroy hangar items if you don't feed it.

The feeding mechanism could be somewhat like POS fueling...
Some Rando
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2013-01-12 17:55:26 UTC
Could this cat **** and **** on the carpet in the corner by the bottom of the stairs because the garage is too cold for her tender feet? Then maybe we could have a mini-game where you have to clean all that mess every time you dock up?

Yeah, this is sounding great.

CCP has no sense of humour.
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#12 - 2013-01-12 17:59:49 UTC
Damsel in Distress wrote:
It would be cool if it had some funtionality to randomly destroy hangar items if you don't feed it.

The feeding mechanism could be somewhat like POS fueling...


+1 for Simon's Cat

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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Felicity Love
Doomheim
#13 - 2013-01-12 18:00:55 UTC
Hell, I'd settle for a "channel selection" on the big screen of the CQ's...

Channel 1: fish swimming in a coral reef,

Channel 2: that uber-Xmassy log fire that never burns out,

Channel 3: High Speed planetary vehicle CONCORD chases... where they "pixel out" the faces of all those poor innocent deliquents because they have "rights".... BAH !

Blink

"EVE is dying." -- The Four Forum Trolls of the Apocalypse.   ( Pick four, any four. They all smell.  )
The CandyGirl
Candy's Toy Shop
#14 - 2013-01-12 18:06:35 UTC
Wtb pirate outfit sexy or otherwise!

And a parrot

Being a smartass is always better than being a dumbass!
Lors Dornick
Kallisti Industries
#15 - 2013-01-12 18:11:56 UTC
Felicity Love wrote:

So, get me a cat.



Why don't you just buy yourself a Caracal?

CCP Greyscale: As to starbases, we agree it's pretty terrible, but we don't want to delay the entire release just for this one factor.
De'Veldrin
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#16 - 2013-01-12 18:12:50 UTC
+1 for cats.

De'Veldrin's Corollary (to Malcanis' Law): Any idea that seeks to limit the ability of a large nullsec bloc to do something in the name of allowing more small groups into sov null will inevitably make it that much harder for small groups to enter sov null.
Mc Scam
Doomheim
#17 - 2013-01-12 18:18:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Mc Scam
I want one or two of dem slaver hounds running around my quarters, you know just in case one of you guys breaks into my spacehome with sinister intentions.
oldbutfeelingyoung
Perkone
Caldari State
#18 - 2013-01-12 18:29:05 UTC
just give me a remote control for that useless big screen .
and a janitor to clean up after the cat

R.S.I2014
Jake Warbird
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#19 - 2013-01-12 18:30:45 UTC
Hey who let the damsel out of their station cargohold??

Sugar Von MurdererTits : Jake Warbird gets my vote for most intriguing and attractive male character in Eve.
fukier
Gallente Federation
#20 - 2013-01-12 18:38:14 UTC
welcome to april fools 2011... i was sad it was just a joke
At the end of the game both the pawn and the Queen go in the same box.
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