Out of Pod Experience

I was chilling in my grandma's garage (my bedroom) and I had a who-knows-how-old glass of milk sitting on the coffee table, which I didn't pay any attention to.

But then I decided to have a nice glass of milk and went and poured myself one (I don't do dishes punctually because I'm a slob), and sat down with my nice new glass of milk and starting playing Skyrim.

Evidently I placed my new glass a little too close to the old glass because during one of my adventures I paused the game and reached for one of the glasses, unknowingly picking up the rotten one, and without thinking, began chugging this raunchy glass of stale, stinky, milk that had all kinds of weird chunky growths clinging to the sides of the glass. It didn't help that I kept my eyes closed for most of the drink, which left all responsibility up to my taste buds to realize that this milk all of a sudden tasted kind of funky. When I opened my eyes and saw the green stuff I was drinking, needless to say I was absolutely disgusted.

So I put the glass down, but being the iron-jawed, hard-drinking, tough mofo that I am, was unfazed by this rotten disturbance in my otherwise tip top body, which, being that I couldn't puke it out unless I forced myself to, which I didn't really entertain the thought of, made it all the more nasty.

So I went on with my day...

Any updates on this? Now that that milk has had more time to go about its dirty work?

My sister and me used to spend the vacations at our grandparents' when we were kids. They never really realized that WW II was over and still lived as if even the tiniest crumb of bread was an invaluable treasure.
Never throw food away, never ever! So we had to drink a lot of rotten milk, because just throwing it away and buy some new was beyond them.
Since that time the stench of sour milk is still the single most nauseating smell I could possibly imagine and makes me gag.
Its even worse than the smell of rotting corpses (I used to work in a pathologic institute as a student).

So, you saw a glass of rotten milk and let it sit there? You are what is wrong with this world and you deserved to enjoy that disgusting cesspool in a glass.

I used to have a breathing problem that caused pretty much the same thing. It was because I'd broken my nose as a kid, and one nostril passage was partially blocked. Eventually I had a small surgery and got it fixed. I couldn't believe how much better life was after I could breathe easily. I could breathe through my nose, my sense of smell was better, things tasted better, and I didn't snore quite as loud. You might want to get it checked out, if you haven't already.

You drank a glass of cheese. See, now doesn't that make the idea just a little more palatable?

finally, an OOPE thread not about the game we shall not speak of in OOPE

thank you for that info. just what i needed as a pleasant snack accompaniment.

Here is a quote from another site.




One taste of spoiled milk will surely turn your stomach. Spoiled milk is distinctive in its aroma and appearance, but it need not be chucked out. It's a critical component of some delicacies!



Well, you learn something new every day... now let's all enjoy our rotten milk!

I remember as a child that I put a glass of milk under a desk (kids sit on the floor, put stuff in weird places). Some time (looong time) later I found the glass, the milk had solidified.