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Why Eve is better than a GF

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Nicolo da'Vicenza
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#21 - 2013-01-07 19:22:30 UTC
Natasha Stone wrote:
And I can have 95 of her at once.

multiboxing much easier to arrange with EVE
Mr Pragmatic
#22 - 2013-01-07 19:31:01 UTC
My Eve also has 30k Plus personality at a givining time. And they are always bickering amongst them selves. Much like Golem.

And for some reason around noon she just shuts up.

Super cali hella yolo swaga dopeness.  -Yoloswaggins, in the fellowship of the bling.
Rodtrik
Aphex Industries
#23 - 2013-01-07 19:32:01 UTC
I can't have sex with Eve.

/thread
Nicolo da'Vicenza
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#24 - 2013-01-07 19:33:45 UTC
When EVE tells you 'the socket is closed' you can just keep reconnecting until it lets you in.
Jake Warbird
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#25 - 2013-01-07 19:39:37 UTC
While most are bad at Eve, some(like OP) are bad at RL. Understandable.

Sugar Von MurdererTits : Jake Warbird gets my vote for most intriguing and attractive male character in Eve.
Remiel Pollard
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#26 - 2013-01-07 19:44:55 UTC
Complex Potential wrote:
Remiel Pollard wrote:
Pewty McPew wrote:
Draeven wrote:
GF stands for girlfriend, not good fight.

-she only cost $10 a month
-she doesn't have moods
-she's always responsive when I poke her
-she gets turned on every time i enter her
-she always sounds sexy, even saying dorky things like 'warp'
-i can mute her when ever I want
-she'll never leave you(well as long as you can pay for flex or valid cc)

feel free to add


My humble advice to you is find a better girlfriend.

Eve can't

- Cook you dinner
- Wash your clothes
- Clean your house
- Suck your di**



Fortunately, I'm not so incapable that I can't cook my own food, wash my own clothes, and clean my own house. I'm also, personally, asexual, so imma proud member of the singles club myself, no excuses needed. Also, 100% self-sufficient with no reliance on a "female slave" for things that any grown man should be able to do themselves.

But thanks for your well thought-out contribution.

Agreed, although the one about the sucking I may struggle to achieve myself.


If that's the only reason to have a girlfriend.... I dunno, it just seems a bit mundane to me.

“Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'. Jam those ones first, and kill them last.” - Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen, Pithum Nullifier Training Manual c. YC104
destiny2
Decaying Rocky Odious Non Evil Stupid Inane Nobody
Rogue Drone Recovery Syndicate
#27 - 2013-01-07 19:50:20 UTC
IBTL
Gradur Dohr
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#28 - 2013-01-07 19:57:28 UTC
Quote:
-i can mute her when ever I want


WIN!
Opertone
State War Academy
Caldari State
#29 - 2013-01-07 20:14:16 UTC  |  Edited by: Opertone
A girlfriend can be great for 2-3 hours a day.

The rest of the day can be with EvE.

EvE is not jealous of Battlefield 3 or Tiberium Wars, which I spend time with.

EVE has red 'patch days' only 2 times a Year.

EVE does not occupy my computer entirely, like a GF does.

In EVE I say GF to local folks more happily, than in real life.

EVE can not divorce and undo your gaming.

/////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////

GF can really go under table and perform certain pleasures, if you pretend not to notice her and spend more time with EVE.

GF is controlled by MOM, in EVE MOM is controlled by you

GF can not be suspended, EVE has high return value... You don't call EVE an EX

This post sums up why the 'best' work with DCM inc.

WARP DRIVE makes eve boring

really - add warping align time 300% on gun aggression and eve becomes great again
Complex Potential
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#30 - 2013-01-07 20:41:05 UTC
Remiel Pollard wrote:
Complex Potential wrote:
Remiel Pollard wrote:
Pewty McPew wrote:
Draeven wrote:
GF stands for girlfriend, not good fight.

-she only cost $10 a month
-she doesn't have moods
-she's always responsive when I poke her
-she gets turned on every time i enter her
-she always sounds sexy, even saying dorky things like 'warp'
-i can mute her when ever I want
-she'll never leave you(well as long as you can pay for flex or valid cc)

feel free to add


My humble advice to you is find a better girlfriend.

Eve can't

- Cook you dinner
- Wash your clothes
- Clean your house
- Suck your di**



Fortunately, I'm not so incapable that I can't cook my own food, wash my own clothes, and clean my own house. I'm also, personally, asexual, so imma proud member of the singles club myself, no excuses needed. Also, 100% self-sufficient with no reliance on a "female slave" for things that any grown man should be able to do themselves.

But thanks for your well thought-out contribution.

Agreed, although the one about the sucking I may struggle to achieve myself.


If that's the only reason to have a girlfriend.... I dunno, it just seems a bit mundane to me.


Don't knock it till you've tried it Twisted

But seriously, I'd hate to be alone, BJs be damned.
Rakshasa Taisab
Sane Industries Inc.
#31 - 2013-01-07 20:46:34 UTC
Rodtrik wrote:
I can't have sex with Eve.

/thread

There exists an USB-enabled silicon... pussy... made by a Japanese grown-up games maker, I'm sure we can program it to work with some EVE related input signal similar to the Alien keyboard lights.

Nyan
Complex Potential
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#32 - 2013-01-07 20:49:03 UTC
Rakshasa Taisab wrote:
Rodtrik wrote:
I can't have sex with Eve.

/thread

There exists an USB-enabled silicon... *****... made by a Japanese grown-up games maker, I'm sure we can program it to work with some EVE related input signal similar to the Alien keyboard lights.

I'll bet someone will think of a way to link that into an API.
Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#33 - 2013-01-07 21:24:06 UTC
Quote:
-she gets turned on every time i enter her


HAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!! XD XD XD
Raptors Mole
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#34 - 2013-01-07 22:46:32 UTC
Eve is better than a girlfriend because.........

.......My wife won't stab me if she catches me in Eve.
Pinaculus
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#35 - 2013-01-07 22:59:05 UTC
Bet people said the same thing in City of Heroes.....

I know sometimes it's difficult to realize just how much you spend on incidental things each month or year, but seriously, EVE is very cheap entertainment compared to most things... If you are a smoker, smoke one less pack a week and pay for EVE, with money left over to pick up a cheap bundle of flowers for the EVE widow upstairs.
Lukas Flamesword
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#36 - 2013-01-07 23:14:35 UTC
Jake Warbird wrote:
While most are bad at Eve, some(like OP) are bad at RL. Understandable.
the worst thing would be. bad at real life. AND bad at EVE.
then you start finding WoW enjoy able
Pewty McPew
EVE Corporation 2357451
#37 - 2013-01-07 23:20:18 UTC
Lukas Flamesword wrote:
Jake Warbird wrote:
While most are bad at Eve, some(like OP) are bad at RL. Understandable.
the worst thing would be. bad at real life. AND bad at EVE.
then you start finding WoW enjoy able


I don't care how bad my RL got nor my Eve career. I would NEVER find WOW enjoyable.
Lord Leftfield
Doomheim
#38 - 2013-01-08 00:27:36 UTC
Wait.. She is always responsive when you poke her?

Life is just a 420 all the way home :) Please give me more of that chocolate brew!!
galenwade
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#39 - 2013-01-08 01:33:21 UTC
I have both so WIN Attention
Nicolo da'Vicenza
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#40 - 2013-01-08 02:33:35 UTC
eve doesnt give you a story about her grandma being jamaican in the maternity ward
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