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Hyjinx of a Highsec Pirate: Some People Just Don't Learn.
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Kyril Bonfiglioli
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#21 - 2012-12-26 11:11:46 UTC
pffttt

Never trust a Ginga
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#22 - 2012-12-26 11:32:11 UTC
Michael Harari wrote:
Breaking news, ship that shoots kills ships that cant shoot back


Since when can barges & Orca's not use combat drones or neuts?

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Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#23 - 2012-12-26 11:35:46 UTC
Himnos Altar wrote:
Hey Cyprus. I've seen you threatening to do this many times in Recruitment. Glad to see you followed up on it. Shame there was only one Hulk, and not 2, lol


Here's one for you. I lost the pastebin link & the quality of the video I took turned out pretty awful, but I can produce that if you really want it.

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Rain6637
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#24 - 2012-12-27 08:15:06 UTC
DZeeta wrote:
Cannibal Kane wrote:
I tried that once..

I just could not go though with it.

The thought of engaging people without them suspecting what you are about to do felt wrong. If I am going to shoot at somebody. I want them to be fully aware that is my intention. If they are caught in none combat ships then it is their fault.


You are too tied up with your real personality. This is a roleplaying game where you can play your character any way you wish.


i love that advice

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Cyprus Black
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#25 - 2012-12-27 08:17:46 UTC
Mallak Azaria wrote:

Here's one for you. I lost the pastebin link & the quality of the video I took turned out pretty awful, but I can produce that if you really want it.
OMG I had quite the laugh at the victims corp name and description.

Good kill.

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Fireflyb1
Walden 2.0
#26 - 2012-12-27 08:25:12 UTC
Cannibal Kane wrote:
DZeeta wrote:
Cannibal Kane wrote:
I tried that once..

I just could not go though with it.

The thought of engaging people without them suspecting what you are about to do felt wrong. If I am going to shoot at somebody. I want them to be fully aware that is my intention. If they are caught in none combat ships then it is their fault.


You are too tied up with your real personality. This is a roleplaying game where you can play your character any way you wish.


Captain Tight Pants from Serenity said it best.

" If I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed."


Sorry dude, it's kind of embarassing seeing that quote from someone like you... I've read through you thread, and it's no better than what this guy is doing.

Don't pretend to be "bad" then pretend to be honorable.
DerArt1st
Doomheim
#27 - 2012-12-27 09:11:33 UTC
OMG, this is awesome! Did u kill that miners all on your own?
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#28 - 2012-12-27 12:58:46 UTC  |  Edited by: Cannibal Kane
Fireflyb1 wrote:
Cannibal Kane wrote:
DZeeta wrote:
Cannibal Kane wrote:
I tried that once..

I just could not go though with it.

The thought of engaging people without them suspecting what you are about to do felt wrong. If I am going to shoot at somebody. I want them to be fully aware that is my intention. If they are caught in none combat ships then it is their fault.


You are too tied up with your real personality. This is a roleplaying game where you can play your character any way you wish.


Captain Tight Pants from Serenity said it best.

" If I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed."


Sorry dude, it's kind of embarassing seeing that quote from someone like you... I've read through you thread, and it's no better than what this guy is doing.

Don't pretend to be "bad" then pretend to be honorable.


Explain please? My targets know I am there to kill them? How is that the same them happily going on a mission or mining op with Corp members... and then blown up by one of the corp members?

If your going to talk shyte at least qualify your statement.

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Thomas Gore
Blackfyre Enterprise
#29 - 2012-12-27 13:03:05 UTC
DZeeta wrote:
Cannibal Kane wrote:
I tried that once..

I just could not go though with it.

The thought of engaging people without them suspecting what you are about to do felt wrong. If I am going to shoot at somebody. I want them to be fully aware that is my intention. If they are caught in none combat ships then it is their fault.


You are too tied up with your real personality. This is a roleplaying game where you can play your character any way you wish.


You're confusing being an ******* IRL and projecting that in an environment with no real punishment for being one, with roleplaying. A common mistake.
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#30 - 2012-12-27 17:31:51 UTC  |  Edited by: Mallak Azaria
Cyprus Black wrote:
Mallak Azaria wrote:

Here's one for you. I lost the pastebin link & the quality of the video I took turned out pretty awful, but I can produce that if you really want it.
OMG I had quite the laugh at the victims corp name and description.

Good kill.


They do seem to have improved their recruiting process. Apparently someone awoxed their mining fleet P

EDIT: I found the pastebin. There's some good tears in it.

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Piugattuk
Litla Sundlaugin
#31 - 2012-12-27 20:31:31 UTC  |  Edited by: Piugattuk
Not that I agree with this but that's just having an MT head not tanking something as valuable as an orca.

As I said I always assume they're out to get me....it is eve after all.Big smile
Psychotic Monk
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#32 - 2012-12-27 21:35:14 UTC
Hey guys. Just thought I'd stop in to say that's excellent work all. As usual, I'll drop a link to a guide in case someone wants to get into this line of business and doesn't know where to start. A guide.

Or you can convo me or most of the people like me (we're a really friendly bunch, over all) for advice or stop into the chat channel 'Belligerent Undesirables'.

Outstanding work, everyone. You're all heroes.

Belligerent Undesirables Selling Griefer Immunity
Sura Skor
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#33 - 2013-01-17 11:48:57 UTC
I was hearing things about Eve so looked it up on t'internet and found Cyprus Black's forum thread and then checked out your blog. I loved it and joined Eve.
unidenify
Deaf Armada
#34 - 2013-01-17 12:00:50 UTC
Cyprus Black wrote:
TL;DR
I pretend to be highsec mining person, naive highsec corp accepts me in, I kill corpmates, laughter and tears abound.

So in the latest chapter, I join yet another naive highsec mining corporation. They ran no background check, no forum post searches, no killboard checking. In fact, the only thing the CEO did do was request my API. I then had to teach him what it is and how it works because he was taught to ask for it, but not why or what to do with it.

Seconds after inviting me into the corp, I was invited to their mining ops. Hilarity ensued:

Orca Down
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=18286857
His Pod Too
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=18286867

Hulk Down
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=18286869
His Pod Too
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=18286878

Covetor Down
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=18287022
His Pod Too.... um... again?
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=18287025

Cheap dirty tactic? Sure.
No skill necessary? Yep.
Shooting fish in a barrel? Affirmative.

Funny? Yes sir you betcha Big smile
Total profits in the aftermath came out to about 30 mil in bounties collected and 49 mil in wreck loot. Thank you CCP for the new bounty system.

Full story here:
http://cyprusblack.blogspot.com/2012/12/some-people-just-dont-learn.html


stop me if I am wrong, did those pilot run with no implants or something?
Garviel Tarrant
Beyond Divinity Inc
Shadow Cartel
#35 - 2013-01-17 13:10:09 UTC
If you live in high sec you're a bear.


No Exceptions

BYDI recruitment closed-ish

Cyprus Black
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#36 - 2013-01-18 09:25:25 UTC
Garviel Tarrant wrote:
If you live in high sec you're a bear.


No Exceptions

Given the choice between being a highsec PvP bear or being a nullsec PvP blobber, I'd choose highsec any day.

I've actually been having a lot of fun in my new high/low/WH merc corp. Lots of good fights against superior forces. With the T1 logi ships available to everyone, a smaller fleet can really stand their ground and turn the battle around.

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Diesel47
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#37 - 2013-01-18 12:59:12 UTC
Good thread.
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