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A Twisted View of the Gifts

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stoicfaux
#21 - 2012-12-20 23:55:48 UTC
Carbon
Donut Holder
Genolution Core Augmentation CA-2
Key Pass to Open the Door
...
Replica Gallente Cruiser
"A detailed, handheld miniature of the famously well-known Thorax Cruiser, this is a well reputed and high quality collector's item. It has settings to emit a low humming sound or glow in the dark if needed."

...CCP gave me a dildo. Are they trying to tell me something...?

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
Lucas Raholan
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
#22 - 2012-12-21 00:07:10 UTC
Both my chars got the same thing...twas furious that I had two Herons and not two Magnates...until I traded one of the Herons for a Magnate with a corp mate. Big smile

Other then that CCP decided to tease me with a Key to Open the door.....I wasn't even in eve when Incarna came out...WHY CCP WHY.

And The 'Model Gallente Cruiser' is being locked at the bottom of the footlocker until whenever I manage to get two female dancers through the door...just need to get that dam key working.

Shitposts so bad CONCORD gave me a 50 billion ISK bounty
Maya d'Argento
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#23 - 2012-12-21 00:12:22 UTC
The most awesome set of gifts ever.

Still laughing my arse off ... and thanks for the male little helper *giggles*

the best xmas gifts ever.
Ammzi
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#24 - 2012-12-21 00:20:18 UTC
We died laughing on comms when we read the present's descriptions up.
Good one ccp +1
Daelorn
State War Academy
Caldari State
#25 - 2012-12-21 01:53:34 UTC
Timcoden Cordana wrote:
I got a Sukuuvestaa Heron. And female boots.

What on earth do I do with the boots.ini?


I'd certainly suggest not deleting it.
Iskimo Nell
State War Academy
Caldari State
#26 - 2012-12-21 02:16:42 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
I also got a thing that can be refined into "A handful of stars" whatever that is What?


It was a mini monolith.

Go watch 2001 now - we will wait.

"It's full of stars!"
Riddick Liddell
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#27 - 2012-12-21 02:18:07 UTC
If I use the interbus to make a Helios will I get a Helios Bus?
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#28 - 2012-12-21 02:24:35 UTC
Timcoden Cordana wrote:
I got a Sukuuvestaa Heron. And female boots.

What on earth do I do with the boots.ini?



Is they enable WiS, you can use the boots to make some ISK. P

Bring back DEEEEP Space!
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#29 - 2012-12-21 02:25:50 UTC
stoicfaux wrote:
Carbon
Donut Holder
Genolution Core Augmentation CA-2
Key Pass to Open the Door
...
Replica Gallente Cruiser
"A detailed, handheld miniature of the famously well-known Thorax Cruiser, this is a well reputed and high quality collector's item. It has settings to emit a low humming sound or glow in the dark if needed."

...CCP gave me a dildo. Are they trying to tell me something...?




LOL Big smile

Big smileBig smile

Bring back DEEEEP Space!
Mars Theran
Foreign Interloper
#30 - 2012-12-21 03:36:44 UTC
Don Aubaris wrote:

* 3 cards with names. Clearly a kill list. I'm not a pvp-er so it's probably a list of some suggestions for easy kills. Somehow I think they are setting me up.


Lol

..I got the Imicus on my Alt and the Probe on my main. I renamed the Probe "Storage box" and put all my present's in it. My alt isn't that important, so I just left all his stuff in his hangar.

I got:


  • Carbon - I think I remember that quote from somewhere here.
  • Rules of Engagement
  • 3 kill listsCool
  • I forgot What?

    • and my favorite..

  • Little Helper: Female Smile


zubzubzubzubzubzubzubzub
masternerdguy
Doomheim
#31 - 2012-12-21 03:39:25 UTC
The devs are caldari lovers? That explains why most of their ships are garbage and the ones that aren't get nerfed every now and then.

Things are only impossible until they are not.
DeMichael Crimson
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#32 - 2012-12-21 06:40:11 UTC
Hmmm, so people are seeing some sort of hidden message from CCP in their gifts?

This is what I got:

1x Carbon
1x Donut Holder
1x Genolution Core Augmentation CA-2
1x Key Pass to Open the Door
1x NEO YC 114: Perihelion Beryllium Duralumin
1x NEO YC 114: Raiden, 58th Squadron
1x NEO YC 114: The HUNS
1x Replica Gallente Cruiser
300x Snowball CXIV
1x Sukuuvestaa Heron


Would have been nice to get the mini monolith and the stars.... Oh well.


Anyway, I don't see any hidden message other than to go out and pelt some players with snowballs since they'll expire on 2013.02.01

Blink


DMC

'The Plan' | California Eve Players | Proposal - The Endless Battle
Tiberius Amzadee
The Night Stalker Syndicate
#33 - 2012-12-21 07:33:11 UTC
Ok,lets see...
Oh my,three stacks of New Eden Open cards. That's one way to keep on your toes,i'll skip hunting these guys down...
A implant,i'll keep that.
Scotty's clone? (shoves aside)
A tank of honor? What the hell am I suppose to do with this?
Hmm,a lump of carbon,a reward for a forum post or two i'm sure.
Great! More snowballs!
Oh joy a new ship!
Oh hell no! This has got to be a mistake! You stay there!
Hey you,hangar crewmen! Has the freighter that delivered this stuff undocked yet?!
I seem to have received this Little Helper,Male by mistake. Hey! I'm talking to you!(walks off)
Barrogh Habalu
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#34 - 2012-12-21 07:42:02 UTC
masternerdguy wrote:
The devs are caldari lovers? That explains why most of their ships are garbage and the ones that aren't get nerfed every now and then.

It's pretty clear that CCP are very well into tough love.

Future of T3 cruisers - multi-tool they aspired to be instead of sledgehammer they have become
Santa Spirit
Christmas Spirit and Goodwill Toward Man
#35 - 2012-12-21 08:12:27 UTC
Mara Pahrdi wrote:
The fitting for the Armor-Shield Raven was pretty awesome Lol.

Merry crhistmas to all of EVE and thanks for the gifts!



And in honor of that fit, one will be given away at the event on the 24th.

Fit Exactly like that guide said.

:P

o/
Santa

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Santa Spirit
Christmas Spirit and Goodwill Toward Man
#36 - 2012-12-21 08:27:53 UTC
To reply to the topic,
I appreciate the gifts, I have collectables from my time in EvE and these are just as valuable to me as my Zephyr or Apotheosis or anything else.

I watched local today and saw some folks complaining about the gifts they got and it crossed my mind that we should not be concerned with "what" we got, but rather be happy that we have a group of DEVs who think enough of us to give us a gift/multiple gifts during the season.

but then i got sad thinking of all the other people in other MMORPGs who are doing without gifts and that made me appreciate EvE even more.

Thanks everyone.
o/
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Thor Kerrigan
Guardians of Asceticism
#37 - 2012-12-21 08:36:08 UTC
I took my unit of lag, placed the big red button in the middle and pressed start.

Everyone disconnected on grid.
Darvaleth Sigma
Imperial Security Hegemony
#38 - 2012-12-21 09:02:04 UTC
Jorma Morkkis wrote:
Dannes Xadi wrote:
Yeah I got a minnie ship and I'm an amarr pilot. lol.


My Amarr pilot got Heron.
My Caldari pilot got Imicus.
My Gallente pilot got Magnate.

So it looks like it's just random.


You realise you only need to train for less than an hour to have the skills to fly these ships, right?

Give a man a match and you warm him for a day.

Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life!
Raneru
Jerkasaurus Wrecks Inc.
Sedition.
#39 - 2012-12-21 09:19:41 UTC
Iskimo Nell wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
I also got a thing that can be refined into "A handful of stars" whatever that is What?


It was a mini monolith.

Go watch 2001 now - we will wait.

"It's full of stars!"


Don't - Its a terrible film.
Ruskarn Andedare
Lion Investments
#40 - 2012-12-21 09:35:16 UTC
Raneru wrote:
Iskimo Nell wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
I also got a thing that can be refined into "A handful of stars" whatever that is What?


It was a mini monolith.

Go watch 2001 now - we will wait.

"It's full of stars!"


Don't - Its a terrible film.


... If you're a short-attention span, lotsa explosions lover.

However if you like quality movies go see it.
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