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Alright, tried this and it didn't work out so well. It's what I get for copying and altering a post I made several years ago. Perhaps,
not the best of choices. So let's try this again, shall we?

My situation:
* Eastern Time Zone. More specifically, think south of Penn and north of Florida.
* I consider myself as well-trained as a newborn.
* I've played the game before, I have four accounts I don't use (and can't remember the login and passwords for.)

Things I like:
* PVE - sometimes.
* PVP - sometimes.
* Willing to try almost anything. Faction Warfare, Exploration, Bounty Hunting (Haha, I made a funny!)
* Yes...

Things I don't like:
* Mining and Industry - As in I don't like sitting on an asteroid banging my head. I don't like asteroids, not in the, "I hate. Die, die, die!" way. I mean in the, "OMG! Cooties!" kind of way... (This doesn't prohibit me from flying THROUGH belts, though.)
* Piracy - Been there, done it a long time ago... I don't like the hats and I won't do it! (I also get seasick.)
* High sec ganking - No, just no...

I'm looking for a corp that is:
* Relaxed - Occasional PVE/PVP ops + drinking games + stupid movies = Relaxed
* Friendly - Think Cheers.
* Homey - Everyone logs on in bath robes, ruffled hair and black coffee because of the drunken op the night before.
* Close and Tight knit - Everyone is groovy together and if someone says something stupid, there's never the possibility of an
awkward silence.
* The corp treats EVE like an all-you-can-eat smorgasbord - There's more than one thing to do, we don't have to do the same thing, every day; this isn't McDonalds!

I am NOT looking for a corp that is a(n):
* Slave laborer - I'm not going to wear your collar.
* OCD Non-paying employer - No, I'm not five hours late for my shift; no, I will not log onto the website to clock-in, I'm not handling your laundry and you can't have access to my [Social network/IM account/Medical records].
* Tyrannical, delusional, zoo burning empire - I will not be your disposable soldier, go buy some drones.

I love my corps and I love helping my corp mates out in anyway I can and I certainly don't rely on anyone other than myself to support me, financially.

I don't mind if we all grab our lasers and armor reppers and go into the depths of low and null sec.

I can deal with comms, I can deal with comms being required for Ops or even if corp chat seems silently lonely and people want a hug.

I don't mind if we all hold hands and go running through fields of isk waving turrets and missles to the tune of, "We Are The World."

I don't care if the corp is a part of an alliance as long as they don't violate the tenets I have previously mentioned.

I'd like said corp to be active, and not like walking into a city morgue when I log in at wild times of the day or night.
I'd like the corp to be relaxed and respectful adults who have a (demented/twisted/dirty/cheesy) sense of humor and are able to talk happily about anything without having a brain aneurysm over the subject matter. I have no problems going from deadpan to dead serious at the drop of a hat.

This corp understands real life. If I lose 40 billion isk because I need to clean up the blood and hide the body because the cops are at the door, so be it.

My character:
* Is Gallente.
* My current skill points are at 33,844,264...5...6...7...
* I primarily fly Gallente and Caldari and I'm working towards Minmatar and Amarr.

I prefer Cruisers and Frigates because I want to move faster than Bishop at the end of Aliens when he's half the android he was. I can use Gallente and Caldari BS if I have to, but someone owes me, big time.

I have a tendency to log into the game and get swept away, especially with other things. It's not hard for me to get distracted if my attention isn't specifically attuned to a certain activity. If I dock with no plans and am waiting for the last few minutes of a skill
training and someone on my side yells candy, I could be MIA.

I am pro Gallente. Liberty and freedom and all that sort of stuff. If you want me to get me involved with FW, it should be Gallente.
Minmatar are alright for the junkyard feel, Caldari are the human response to the Vogons and the Amarr just went too far with... Well, you know what I mean.

And yes, I so totally re-wrote this entire post.

Please check out our corporation.

Forum link here: https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=159937

We believe a good corp is made up of good people and not necessarily people with high amounts of skill points. So far we have 19 people accounting for 27 character in corp. All good blokes and across all time zones.

You can chat to us in channel "UNLTD Pub". If no-one is there it doesn't mean there is no-one on in corp. We keep everyone except the recruiters out of the channel. Feel free to send me an in game mail in which I can respond to out of game.

Good luck in you search.

Kil

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Hey Kithka,

The way you've written your recruitment post reminds me a lot of myself at your SP level :)

Please consider Excrutiating Dirge. We're a small 0.0 corp with a focus on PVP that is based out of NPC space.

Since you are a "greenhorn" we'd have to do a check on your past kills/losses to make sure you're a good fit.

We're an old corp with a core of players who have been together for more than 2 years. If you're interested, come have a chat with us in channel DIRGE PUB to learn more.

Thanks,


Ged

Still looking as well as assessing those that have come forth.

Be sure to check us out

Merry Christmas from the CHH team

FETID is an experienced PvP corporation who enjoy roaming for kills in low sec.
We are currently looking to expand our corporation with more experienced PvP pilots.

Check out the link to our killboard: http://fetid.killmail.org/?a=home
check out our video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJxuqGnwmEU&feature=youtu.be

What we offer?
- A large verity of fleet compositions
- A number of experienced FCs
- An active EU Tz based corp
- JF services to move large amounts of your assets easily from A to B
- Our own mature and friendly TS server and forums

What we are looking for?
- A pilot experienced in PvP
- TS3 Downloaded, able to follow fleet commands given on all OPs. Mic is a Bonus!
- 10Mil SP minimum! or able to fly t2 frigs & cruisers

For more info join our recruiting channel Fetid Monkey Scrotii or Send a message to Maximus Babbarus or stockin.

Until then,
Fly wreckless o7

Hi

I would like to bring our corporation LDC to your attention, info is below. we are a multispectral corp with a high indy presence.

the corp is founded on the precedents of autonomy, freedom and profit. and have no CTA ofr compulsory activities.

we have set ideals and a plan we are working towards.

i enclose our info below. if you are interested get in touch hope to hear from you soon.


Saska



THE LDC GROUP OF CORPORATIONS

MEMBERS OF STEALTH ALLIANCE

Public Channel : Vomitorium Emporium



Public Channel : Vomitorium Emporium

Present Membership 100
Main Activity 1700- 0500 evt

Fun - Companionship - Freedom - Profit

LDC's foremost focus is to have fun. EVE is a game, and people play it to relax and have a good time - if you're not having fun, something is wrong! We aim to keep the corporate environment as light-hearted and casual as possible while still retaining structure, direction, and goals. Our aim is to be the very best at what we do, nothing else.

We are a professional, experienced and well run multifaction corporation Corp which needs EU/US TZ pilots for PVP, PVE, WH mining and industrial work to further our ambitions. We are presently based for consolidation, rest and recruitment in high sec space with some operations in low sec and null. We are proud members of Stealth alliance and will be returning to Null sec soon. There are no mandatory corporate operations and no quotas. Play your game how you see fit - just don't get your corp-mates in trouble with your actions

We would also welcome the amalgamation of smaller corps into our own if you want to gain help and a new direction.

What we offer members

Precision PVP
PVE
Regular ops
Corp pos's and labs
maxed out orca/rorq boosting, mass transportation /freighters
clone creation
organised mining events
Our own WH and its attractions
Corp ore/mineral /salvage /commodities buying scheme
ship building for your requirements
invention capability
PVE mission help
BPC use from our BPO stock
PI work
Ship replacement for pvp loses
training for younger pilots.

Works we have in progress
Black ops fleet
Dust merc division

Minimum requirements

That you jump on and use comms as much as possible
PVP/PVE /industryVocation
That you are a decent human being
That you represent the corp/alliance in a resonable way
That you listen to and obey FC`s regardless
A willingness to train towards a fleet doctrine


Contact us below or contact Saska Dax, Mariset or Miss Latasha

The public channel is below
LDC Rec Channel
Vomitorium Emporium

Check into Pilgrims I think you may find what you are looking for:

EU/UK/US timezones (other tzs welcomed)
Operating in Null Sec (NPC station system)
Veteran FC's (and now looking to add more)
Roams/ops in 0.0
NBSI (and there are very few blues!)
If you want null sec pvp warfare without all the POS bashing and CTAs then check us out!

Join channel: Got Milk

Join e X i l e!


Recruitment Video - A little bit of what we do in eve. All 1080 Crisp Footage.

Direct Link
http://dl.eve-files.com/media/1211/tribulation.mpg

Youtube Link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsZxXKcf6B8&feature=youtu.be


e X i l e is recruiting new active pilots to join us in our pvp operations.

We're a blue collar team with the realism that RL comes first . We work and fight together for all members regardless of relationship or "rank". Leadership has flown together for at least seven years and are RL friends with a loyalty not often found in EvE.

We offer pvp and industrial opportunities, along with our own experience. We're currently a part of Initiative Mercenaries Alliance living in the querios region. We have constant pvp combat from small and medium gangs to large capital fleets. We have access to rich space, loaded with high end mins and rats. There's a lot of opportunity for our members. eXile is US and EU TZ corporation, we accept members from anywhere around the world.


Become a part of something Bigger


8.5 million SP required

If your into small gang or large fleet operations, we provide both on a corp and alliance level
Experienced FC's on both a corp and alliance level
Access to all our rich resources
Weekly Freight service for members
Must be experienced in basic pvp combat or willing to put in the time to learn



If you would like more information feel free to contact a recruiter.

Website : http://exilecorp.net
Killboard : http://exilecorp.eve-kill.net
Pub Chan : exile_pub
Recruitment Contacts : LordJax