Crime & Punishment

There are no shotgun rules for Eve forums. You can't call something in order to prevent it.

In defense of Mitt, it's possible to quadbox without assistance; I triple myself without issues during mining ops. I've had actual conversations with him as well. On the other hand, Oblivion Deadspace is my former corp recrutier (see alt's name below), so I know a bit about him.

Oblivion Deadspace (aka Paige CETLP Recruiter and apparently Chief Queenfang) is a clownish crybaby who blocks anyone who looks at him funny after making ridiculously boisterous threats. His tactics of intimidation against new players are deplorable, albeit extremely puerile and ham-fisted. He will whine about the EULA despite his own tactic of "trolling newbie systems and having newbie accounts trash their initial account for his buddy invite to make ISK" being an *actual* EULA violation.

After leaving my corp he attempted to contract nearly all members offering attractive and lucrative positions in his new circus such as "secretary." I'm still unsure as to what that is, and I wonder if having one would improve my own corp's function. But I digress.

I find it unsurprising his corp fell apart, and I take some comfort in the fact his main toon now languishes in the NPC corp after having been likely ejected from several corps in a row.

*NO BACKSIES*

I really do not appreciate these slanderous comments about myself. I have never stolen anything from any corp members. Yes I was a member of EAFC with Oblivion and yes he did give me a couple of ships (ie, a retriever and a Hurricane) I gave more isk and ore back to the corp than value of those two ships. As Mitt said Oblivion made decisions without consulting the rest of the corp that affected corp. When we did not like those decisions, we made a decision to leave. There was no theft, no ransoming and no threats, other than those made by Oblivion and his alts, Teenage Mom and Paige Recruiter.

I can confirm each of these.

Corp Thieves:

Zhar Huren
Nolan Vasser

Known Corp Griefer:

Jerry Rin

I confirm thread owner's post of the known corp thieves they won't be joining any of our industrial corporations after we saw them admit to stealing retrievers in local as if they were professional at it.

Watch out, he speaks on behalf of the entire NPC corp.

This is the convo I had with mitt after he stole my retrievers








[05:21:33] Teenage Mom > Hello?
[05:21:38] Teenage Mom > Can I please get my retrievers back? Idk what you guys have against one another but that's all I have to fly in eve. :|
[05:21:46] Teenage Mom > Mitt are you there?
[05:22:18] Mitt Rawmoney Rawmoney > Sorry was afk..
[05:23:51] Teenage Mom > Can I please get my retrievers back?
[05:23:56] Teenage Mom > I never did anything to have my ships taken from me.
[05:24:25] Mitt Rawmoney Rawmoney > Just following orders from Micheal Ignis Archangel he says to take from you I take from you.
[05:24:37] Teenage Mom > Really?
[05:24:40] Teenage Mom > So ya'lls little war makes you steal from a noob who never talks to anyone?
[05:24:41] Mitt Rawmoney Rawmoney > Sorry welcome to eve less qq more pew pew noob
[05:24:57] Mitt Rawmoney Rawmoney > You will learn a very important lesson from all this never to trust anyone in eve.
[05:24:59] Teenage Mom > Wow what an ******* so you steal from noobs and expect them to learn a lesson from it?
[05:25:52] Mitt Rawmoney Rawmoney > Yep...
[05:26:13] Teenage Mom > People like you make people like me not play the same games anymore. Thanks for ruining my experience
[05:26:24] Teenage Mom > One of these days someone will steal from you and you will know how ot feels
[05:28:22] Mitt Rawmoney Rawmoney > QQ all you want no one will steal from me I am protected by a 600mil alliance
[05:28:44] Teenage Mom > Must feel strong hiding behind someone's leg
[05:28:48] Teenage Mom > You're not worth my time to talk to anymore you proved that already I hope you get what is coming and you mess witht he wrong noob someday
[05:28:56] Mitt Rawmoney Rawmoney > Like I said... 600mil alliance that does as I say if I ever want them to do something I can pay them off
[05:29:16] Teenage Mom > Well I am done with this

It was Grumpy Cat that ordered me to order Mitt to steal the barges. Grumpy cat orders me to order someone to steal and I shall comply. For his is the power the kingdom and the glory, now and forever. Amen.

Man I've never stolen a big enough haul to get anyone to make a forum post about me :,(

something about mining and bitching ....then i fell asleep

I'm actually upset that, if someone were to go through the trouble of fabricating a chat log, they wouldn't make it at least partially believable.

However, I can't rule out the possibility that, in the future, I discover time travel and use this ability to talk to Mitt before my past-self ever had any interaction with him - and not to play the stock market to ridiculous personal gain or other worthwhile exercises.