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SANSHA CLAUS IS COMING/RUDOLF THE RUSTY-NOSED RIFTER

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Mr Pragmatic
#41 - 2012-12-13 23:24:11 UTC
Utremi Fasolasi wrote:
ISD TYPE40 wrote:
CCP Goliath wrote:
Nice one! Here's mine, to the tune of "Good King Wenceslas" (warning, contains lore)

Old man Tibus Heth looked at
A starmap of New Eden
Other factions round about
Zealots, Feds and heathens
Golems, Harpies, Drakes and Rokhs
Scorpions aplenty
Tibus sent to Luminaire
To pwn the Gallente

In YC One Hundred-Twelve
Tibus got real poorly
Then assassins tried to end
His life prematurely.
This did not stop Tibus from
Bringing back a strong State
Something grand is underway
Will he live to see its fate?



Show off P Nicely done though Big smile


Didn't they invent epic poetry in Iceland or something?



Yes its called the Icelandic Sagas.

http://www.amazon.com/Sagas-Icelanders-Penguin-Classics-Deluxe/dp/0141000031

and its Epic.


Super cali hella yolo swaga dopeness.  -Yoloswaggins, in the fellowship of the bling.
vasuul
BLUE M00N Fetish Group
#42 - 2012-12-13 23:48:12 UTC
(to the tune of silver bells ) for the hard work CCP does with unintended consequences


dev blogs
dev blogs
time for a patch in new eden
hear em zing hear em scream
soon it will be ....patch day
hot..fix
hot..fix
its not working
as they planned
more to patch
more to patch
please can't you feel ......our pain
Sarmea Moon
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#43 - 2012-12-14 02:17:39 UTC
Mag's wrote:
Mr Pragmatic wrote:
Elise Frei wrote:
Thank you, thank you very much, I'm here all Christmas.


Its "Holiday" Christmas is offensive to 7% of the United States.

Nice song.
What happens if "Holiday" is offensive to the rest?



Fox News gets involved. It isn't pretty. On the plus side, we could just label all our ships "Christmas" and shoot each other. Video it and mail it to Fox and scream "Look, there's a War on Christmas" You must help us!!!

Mine will be labeled "Dead Kennedys" just for O'Reilly (and an awesome band).

The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse [lady of commercial virtue]. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.- James Nicoll
vasuul
BLUE M00N Fetish Group
#44 - 2012-12-14 10:51:27 UTC  |  Edited by: vasuul
( we wish you merry Christmas ,,,,as seen by mission rats )



we,,,wish you mission agro
we,,,wish you mission agro
we,,,wish you mission agro

we'll kill all your Drones

we'll web you ,we''ll scram you , we'll TD and Jam you

We wish you mission aggro ,and we'll kill all your drones

OH you can file petitions
But CCP
won't listen
They gave us all a....mission
TO kill
all your drones
Liu Ellens
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#45 - 2012-12-14 14:24:14 UTC
wait. a ton of Christmas-song-covers and no one tackled "Last Christmas" yet? The third line has "tears" already in it... Straight
(before asking: I haven't got the muse for that I guess ;)

Well, they oughta know what to do with them hogs out there for shure.
Eterna Uitoh
Doomheim
#46 - 2012-12-14 16:22:22 UTC
We three Pirates of Eve Universe,
Goin' to gank a stupid hauler,
Guns are loaded it exploded,
Concord killing us all.

Oh, gank the hauler pop the pod,
Drops of plex n' faction mods,
Local crying, ships are dyeing,
Video capture it all!

We three 'nadoes of high alpha,
Sat by a gate in old Uedama,
Trolling local, lock the target,
Ganking all the way.

Oh, gank the hauler pop the pod,
Drops of plex n' faction mods,
Local crying, ships are dyeing,
Video capture it all!
baltec1
Bat Country
Pandemic Horde
#47 - 2012-12-14 16:24:50 UTC
Take all my likes.
vasuul
BLUE M00N Fetish Group
#48 - 2012-12-14 16:28:30 UTC  |  Edited by: vasuul
(hark the herald angels sing ..as sung by our wonderful Jita residents )


Hark the wicked scammer's sing
we got your stuffs .....and all your bling
that contract was such a joke
you fell for it ......and now you're broke

you should have read
the contract twice
by now you should Know
we are not that nice

you got soaked and now your sad
but this is the most fun we have ever had

Jita jita is where the scammers rule
so better think twice..... and don't be a fool


We've got scams and tricks
galore
we would even sell our own mother
, for a few ISK More
Big smile
MadMuppet
Critical Mass Inc
#49 - 2012-12-14 16:44:08 UTC
(Sung to 'we three kings')

We three ‘Canes of Minmatar are
Camping gates around Old Man Star
Gate gun tanking
Always ganking
Low-sec pirates, yes we ARR.

Tales of wonder
Tales of fights
Tales of mining
Cynos light
Always running
Hunting, gunning
Retribution rules the night

A ship full of PLEX then entered the fray
Tornados appeared and blew it away
The pilot regretting
Much tears he was shedding
Local laughing all the way

Tales of wonder
Tales of fights
Tales of mining
Cynos light
Always running
Hunting, gunning
Retribution rules the night

The hunting of pilots now has a prize
The bounty on their heads has opened their eyes
A failure tonight
Still gives you kill rights
Some people soon will be surprised

Tales of wonder
Tales of fights
Tales of mining
Cynos light
Always running
Hunting, gunning
Retribution rules the night

Remember that guy that had all those PLEX
He bountied those ‘nados like casting a hex
Now missions they’re flying
Kill rights we were buying
Those ‘nado pilots now are wrecks.

OHHHH….
Tales of wonder
Tales of fights
Tales of mining
Cynos light
Always running
Hunting, gunning
Retribution rules the night

This message brought to you by Experience(tm). When common sense fails you, experience will come to the rescue. Experience(tm) from the makers of CONCORD.

"If you are part of the problem, you will be nerfed." -MadMuppet
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#50 - 2012-12-14 16:46:50 UTC
Utterly brilliant. You win +100 internets.

Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.

Didn't vote? Then you voted for NulBloc
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#51 - 2012-12-14 17:06:40 UTC  |  Edited by: silens vesica
Liu Ellens wrote:
wait. a ton of Christmas-song-covers and no one tackled "Last Christmas" yet? The third line has "tears" already in it... Straight
(before asking: I haven't got the muse for that I guess ;)

Ask, and ye shall receive.

Last Christmas, New Eden-style:

Last Christmas
I got a new alt
But the very next day you blew it away
This year
To save me from tears
I'll going to check local

Once bitten and twice shy
I keep my distance
'Til I catch you in d-scan
Tell me, my foe
Do you recognize me?
Well
It's been a year
Have a surprise from me
(Merry Christmas)

I wrapped up bounty and sent it
With a note saying, "I hate you"
I meant it
Now I know what a fool I've been
But if you ganked me before
I know you'd gank me again

[Chorus 2x]

A crowded system
Lurking while cloaking yes
I'm hiding from you
And mining your ice
My god I thought you were in some other system?
I guess I was a target to fire on

A face on a corpse with ice on its remains
A ganker under cover has tore my ship apart
Now I've got a tanked miner you'll never gank me again

[Chorus 2x]

A face on a corpse with a bounty on his heart
You can try to get under cover but bounty hunters will tear you apart
Maybe next year I'll try a new career
Mining no longer seems special

Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.

Didn't vote? Then you voted for NulBloc
Liu Ellens
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#52 - 2012-12-14 18:00:39 UTC
silens vesica wrote:
Ask, and ye shall receive.

Thank you very much - you've had me at "check local" Lol
Also, the restaurant I was sitting in soon enough played the original, so I could check the lyrics - spot on :thumb:

Well, they oughta know what to do with them hogs out there for shure.
Slumpert
Hookers and Quafe
#53 - 2012-12-14 18:13:57 UTC
Spurty wrote:
Mr Pragmatic wrote:
Elise Frei wrote:
Thank you, thank you very much, I'm here all Christmas.


Its "Holiday" Christmas is offensive to 7% of the United States.

Nice song.


Typo. It's actually offensive to 0.0007% of the United States.

Hands up if you're offended by fire engines? Bet we find more than 0.0007%




I find Fire Engines quite annoying. They use a freaking "Train" horn 5 ft from your head as they pass by.

It there any reason they leave all 300 lights continually flashing once they get to the scene??

silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#54 - 2012-12-14 18:47:04 UTC
Liu Ellens wrote:
silens vesica wrote:
Ask, and ye shall receive.

Thank you very much - you've had me at "check local" Lol
Also, the restaurant I was sitting in soon enough played the original, so I could check the lyrics - spot on :thumb:

Cool

Got ganked by the Muse again.
;)

Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.

Didn't vote? Then you voted for NulBloc
Luc Chastot
#55 - 2012-12-14 18:54:44 UTC
OMG THIS IS AWESOME!

Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.

silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#56 - 2012-12-14 19:01:14 UTC
My wife will gank me for this one, I've not a single doubt, but the Muse has me in her sights and has primaried me:

Empress' Message (Gabriel's Message):

The messagenger of God from heaven came
His wings as drifted snow
His eyes as flame
"All hail" said he "thou new-crowned Empress,
Most highly favoured Jamyl Sarum!

"For known a blessed mother thou shalt be,
All generations laud and honor thee,
Thy Son shall be the Savior,
By seers foretold
Most highly favoured Jamyl Sarum!

Then noble Empress and regal, did bow her head
"To me be as it pleaseth God," she said,
"My soul shall purify the stars in his holy flame."
Most highly favoured Jamyl Sarum!

Of her a new emperor, the Savior was born
In Amarr all on a Christmas morn
And all these wayward children forever saved,
Most highly favoured Jamyl Sarum!

Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.

Didn't vote? Then you voted for NulBloc
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#57 - 2012-12-14 19:24:20 UTC
Strike bravo:


Away in a Nul,
No station for His bed
The little Cloaked Ganker
waits for 'Bears soon dead

The stars in the bright sky
Looked down on his prey
The little Cloaked Ganker
brought his guns to play

The 'Bears are crying
With laughter he shakes
But little Cloaked Ganker
No mistakes He makes

I com thee, Cloaked Ganker
Look down from the sky
And fleet up by my side,
'Til a convoy grows nigh.

Be near me, Cloaked Ganker,
I ask Thee to stay
Primary that Bestower
And don't miss, I pray

Bless all the Care Bears
With thy weapons' tender care
That they go to heaven
And leave their cargo here

Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.

Didn't vote? Then you voted for NulBloc
MadMuppet
Critical Mass Inc
#58 - 2012-12-14 20:29:18 UTC
(deck the halls)

Wreck the docks with blobs of holly
Fa La La La Laa, Laa La Laa La

PLEX now cost too much by golly
Fa La La La Laa, Laa La Laa La

Now we don our hats of foil
Fa La La Fa La La Fa Laa Laa

Nerf an item, tempers boil
Fa La La La Laa, La La La Laa

This message brought to you by Experience(tm). When common sense fails you, experience will come to the rescue. Experience(tm) from the makers of CONCORD.

"If you are part of the problem, you will be nerfed." -MadMuppet
vasuul
BLUE M00N Fetish Group
#59 - 2012-12-14 21:40:17 UTC
awesome job i like them all Big smileBig smile
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