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SANSHA CLAUS IS COMING/RUDOLF THE RUSTY-NOSED RIFTER

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CCP Goliath
C C P
C C P Alliance
#21 - 2012-12-13 17:19:21 UTC
Elise Frei wrote:
Mr Pragmatic wrote:
Elise Frei wrote:
Thank you, thank you very much, I'm here all Christmas.


Its "Holiday" Christmas is offensive to 7% of the United States.

Nice song.


Where I come from 77% of the population calls it Yule.

Merry Yule Everyone!


Gleiðleg Jól!

CCP Goliath | QA Director | EVE Illuminati | @CCP_Goliath
NEONOVUS
Mindstar Technology
Goonswarm Federation
#22 - 2012-12-13 17:23:19 UTC
CCP Goliath wrote:
Nice one! Here's mine, to the tune of "Good King Wenceslas" (warning, contains lore)

Old man Tibus Heth looked at
A starmap of New Eden
Other factions round about
Zealots, Feds and heathens
Golems, Harpies, Drakes and Rokhs
Scorpions aplenty
Tibus sent to Luminaire
To pwn the Gallente

In YC One Hundred-Twelve
Tibus got real poorly
Then assassins tried to end
His life prematurely.
This did not stop Tibus from
Bringing back a strong State
Something grand is underway
Will he live to see its fate?

I forsee portents and omens
Bringing war and explosions
Tidings of death and change
Mag's
Azn Empire
#23 - 2012-12-13 17:26:27 UTC
Mr Pragmatic wrote:
Elise Frei wrote:
Thank you, thank you very much, I'm here all Christmas.


Its "Holiday" Christmas is offensive to 7% of the United States.

Nice song.
What happens if "Holiday" is offensive to the rest?

Destination SkillQueue:- It's like assuming the Lions will ignore you in the Savannah, if you're small, fat and look helpless.
Elise Frei
Freeview Corp
#24 - 2012-12-13 17:27:46 UTC
Mag's wrote:
Mr Pragmatic wrote:
Elise Frei wrote:
Thank you, thank you very much, I'm here all Christmas.


Its "Holiday" Christmas is offensive to 7% of the United States.

Nice song.
What happens if "Holiday" is offensive to the rest?


holidayception
Spurty
#25 - 2012-12-13 17:32:02 UTC
Mr Pragmatic wrote:
Elise Frei wrote:
Thank you, thank you very much, I'm here all Christmas.


Its "Holiday" Christmas is offensive to 7% of the United States.

Nice song.


Typo. It's actually offensive to 0.0007% of the United States.

Hands up if you're offended by fire engines? Bet we find more than 0.0007%

There are good ships,

And wood ships,

And ships that sail the sea

But the best ships are Spaceships

Built by CCP
Mag's
Azn Empire
#26 - 2012-12-13 17:33:50 UTC
Spurty wrote:
Mr Pragmatic wrote:
Elise Frei wrote:
Thank you, thank you very much, I'm here all Christmas.


Its "Holiday" Christmas is offensive to 7% of the United States.

Nice song.


Typo. It's actually offensive to 0.0007% of the United States.

Hands up if you're offended by fire engines? Bet we find more than 0.0007%

I don't like their colour, does that count?

Destination SkillQueue:- It's like assuming the Lions will ignore you in the Savannah, if you're small, fat and look helpless.
Mistah Ewedynao
Ice Axe Psycho Killers
#27 - 2012-12-13 17:34:38 UTC  |  Edited by: Mistah Ewedynao
O' Little town of JitaScam....



O Litle town of Jitascam,

How many Plex's can I buy?

If I undock with them,

I will surely die.

Yet I wonder why I must

Always have to fight

If you give me One Billion

I will double it tonight

Cool

Nerf Goons

Nuke em from orbit....it's the only way to be sure.
CCP Eterne
C C P
C C P Alliance
#28 - 2012-12-13 17:43:52 UTC
TR4D3R4LT wrote:
Now can we have CCP post holiday vid with devs singing this? Pretty please, I would give up any redeem gift for that. Altho latest dev blogs have been really good but it's the musical videos where you really shine.


We already had the devs sing one parody Christmas song. I think they'll revolt if we ask them to sing more.

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Elise Frei
Freeview Corp
#29 - 2012-12-13 17:44:34 UTC
CCP Eterne wrote:
TR4D3R4LT wrote:
Now can we have CCP post holiday vid with devs singing this? Pretty please, I would give up any redeem gift for that. Altho latest dev blogs have been really good but it's the musical videos where you really shine.


We already had the devs sing one parody Christmas song. I think they'll revolt if we ask them to sing more.


Sing Sansha Claus pls

I sung it in Jita local when the servers came up.
Souxie Alduin
Anarchy in the Eve
#30 - 2012-12-13 18:12:32 UTC
Mr Pragmatic wrote:
Elise Frei wrote:
Thank you, thank you very much, I'm here all Christmas.


Its "Holiday" Christmas is offensive to 7% of the United States.

Nice song.


christmas. Christmas! CHRISTMAS!

Now do Rudolf the red-nosed Rifter.
Elise Frei
Freeview Corp
#31 - 2012-12-13 18:20:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Elise Frei
Souxie Alduin wrote:
Mr Pragmatic wrote:
Elise Frei wrote:
Thank you, thank you very much, I'm here all Christmas.


Its "Holiday" Christmas is offensive to 7% of the United States.

Nice song.


christmas. Christmas! CHRISTMAS!

Now do Rudolf the red-nosed Rifter.



Rudolph, the rusty-nosed Rifter
had a very rusty hull
And if you ever caught him,
you would even say it's bull.

All of the other pilots
used to laugh and call him names
They used to blow up poor old Rudolf
In all of the pilot games

Then on one foggy Christmas in EVE
Sansha came to say:
"Rudolph with your hull so bright,
where can we kill some pilots tonight"

Then all the pilots despised him
as they shouted out in terror,
Rudolph the rusty-nosed Rifter,
you'll be playing EVE Forever!
vasuul
BLUE M00N Fetish Group
#32 - 2012-12-13 18:29:42 UTC  |  Edited by: vasuul
(to the tune of jingle bell rock )


web and pop,
web and pop
,web and pop pop
they have killed all my drones
so i am all alone
I am warp scrambled and blasting away
Oh no here comes
a second wave,
cant' warp out
now i am jammed
no getting away
what will i ,do
what will i say
when my corpies
start making fun
this lvl4 used to be a..... milk run

what a bad time
its a sad time
while my tank fades away ,,
I want to warp out
but i cant get out
there's just no getting ......away
(du dum dum dum )

drones got popped
drones got popped
it really sucks
i am all alone and I'm
really stuck
cant warp out cause my I'm scrammed
cant fire back cause now I'm jammed
this is really no bushel of fun
now the tracking D has begun
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#33 - 2012-12-13 18:32:10 UTC
Grandma got ganked by a Rifter
Warping home home from Jita Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as pirates,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.


She'd been drinking too much Quafe,
And we'd begged her not to go.
She'd forget to unload her cargo,
And she undocked out into Jita's glow.


When they found her wreck drifting,
At the scene of the attack.
She had Pew-Pew prints on her forehead,
And incriminating autocannon marks on her back.

Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.

Didn't vote? Then you voted for NulBloc
vasuul
BLUE M00N Fetish Group
#34 - 2012-12-13 18:35:13 UTC
silens vesica wrote:
Grandma got ganked by a Rifter
Warping home home from Jita Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as pirates,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.


She'd been drinking too much Quafe,
And we'd begged her not to go.
She'd forget to unload her cargo,
And she undocked out into Jita's glow.


When they found her wreck drifting,
At the scene of the attack.
She had Pew-Pew prints on her forehead,
And incriminating autocannon marks on her back.


AWESOME Big smile
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#35 - 2012-12-13 18:40:06 UTC
:: bows ::

The muse struck - Kinda like a Catalyst in the night. ;)

Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.

Didn't vote? Then you voted for NulBloc
vasuul
BLUE M00N Fetish Group
#36 - 2012-12-13 19:00:48 UTC
( to the tune of let it snow )


oh the gankers out side are frightful
but my CQ is so delightful
and since i have no place to go
spin the ship ,
spin the ship,
spin it slow

when i finally take my flight
how i hate to go out in the swarm
but if you could just scout my path
all the way home i'll be warm

now the gankers are slowly dying
and concord are really flying

i guess that its time to go ,
plot a course
warpin out
here we go

Qvar Dar'Zanar
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#37 - 2012-12-13 19:02:33 UTC
I would pay good money for an actual video of Sansha disguised as Santa, and leading his Santa-hatted ships to victory while singing that.
Warde Guildencrantz
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#38 - 2012-12-13 19:23:55 UTC
Joy to new eden! Sansha is come.
Let each, receive, their primary!
Let every stargate, prepare them room
and snowballs and fireworks fling
and snowballs and fireworks fling
and snowballs and snowballs and fireworks fling.

Joy to new eden! The saviour reigns.
Let launchers, their missiles deploy!!
Through fields of blood, gas clouds and bubbles,
Repeat the sounding guns
Repeat the sounding guns
Reload and repeat the sounding guns.

TunDraGon ~ Low sec piracy since 2003 ~ Youtube ~ Join Us
Evei Shard
Shard Industries
#39 - 2012-12-13 22:13:08 UTC  |  Edited by: Evei Shard
Sitting on the gate,
Ten 'nado's in our fleet.
Watching all the freight,
There will be no retreat (ha ha ha)

Klaxon warnings ring,
CONCORD is drawing nigh,
The Charon's gonna pop,
The pilots gonna cry.

Our gank was a success,
To home in pods we go,
Our Indy cleans the mess,
We now have isk to blow.

Oh, camping gates, camping gates, camping feels so right.
Oh what fun is it so slay the carebears in the night.
Oh, Camping gates, camping gates, our isk is rising fast.
Use a scout, without a doubt, cause you aint gonna last.


*edit: blah. wasn't happy with one of the rhymes. sorry if you liked the original better*

Profit favors the prepared
Utremi Fasolasi
La Dolce Vita
#40 - 2012-12-13 22:18:32 UTC
ISD TYPE40 wrote:
CCP Goliath wrote:
Nice one! Here's mine, to the tune of "Good King Wenceslas" (warning, contains lore)

Old man Tibus Heth looked at
A starmap of New Eden
Other factions round about
Zealots, Feds and heathens
Golems, Harpies, Drakes and Rokhs
Scorpions aplenty
Tibus sent to Luminaire
To pwn the Gallente

In YC One Hundred-Twelve
Tibus got real poorly
Then assassins tried to end
His life prematurely.
This did not stop Tibus from
Bringing back a strong State
Something grand is underway
Will he live to see its fate?



Show off P Nicely done though Big smile


Didn't they invent epic poetry in Iceland or something?
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