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Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#61 - 2012-12-12 06:31:31 UTC  |  Edited by: Cannibal Kane
Malcolm Ozran wrote:
Rather glad I decided to see what was happening over here, your lovely youtube friend is quite entertaining.

Bump for you sir.


I honestly don't get people sometimes. He actually uses his real name there. People need to separate real life from EVE. I have no issues with them sending me hate mail ingame. I actually expect it, but making real life threats... some people.

Aside from that I have a couple of contracts on the go, and more on retainer. My services has been very well received and I am grateful for the support. I am finding people in other corps when they see me fighting undock and send me armor bots even though I do not need them.

Being nice I give them the loot from the wrecks for risking their ships.

I am at two minds if I can post my stories in this threat or the Pirate one since there you are allowed to post killmails. I will ask the question. Don't want ISD to remove post in my thread.

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#62 - 2012-12-12 06:52:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Cannibal Kane
War Update:

This morning I woke up early. Since I leave my client running 24/7 or as long as possible to IRK war targets local had 5 war targets all of them abusing me in local.

I notify the guys I am awake and i undock. Protues, 2 x Abaddon's, Myrm and a Condor. Sitting there for a while letting them point my Legion so I can see what kind of DPS they got going.

Abbadon are fitted with T1 guns so their fleets greatest threat is the Myrm and Protues. I undock my Protues and pop the Condor first to his scram off me. I then proceed to take down the Myrm since his ECM drones are pestering me.

With the Myrm of field and the Protues barely doing any damage to me I start eating into one of the Abbadon's. One goes down and the other Abbadon warps off and the Protues docks up. I dock up as well and GF the Protues Pilot since he was the only one not smack talking in local

Be polite in local people. I have found when people are in packs the get what I call Herd Mentality. On their own the are respectful but with others they change completely, they gain unfounded confidence. I do appreciate them coming after me.

Condor:
http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=15485602

Myrm:
http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=15485601

Abaddon:
http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=15486036

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
BigGreyMouse
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#63 - 2012-12-12 14:51:31 UTC
I would like to hire your services please. I live close to a system called De Doorns where a bunch of farmers and carebears used to live in relative peace until recently. A pirate corp from the north, going by the ticker COSATU roamed through there and saw the peace and tranquility, and just couldn't stand it, so they have infiltrated the locals and have been sweeping them up into a frenzy where, the once peaceful bears are now burning not just their home system but the entire region down.

We need you to please take on and out COSATU, using your guerilla warfare. Completion bonus will be paid if done before Tuesday 18 December 2012. Alternative bonusses will be paid if you can deliver us the corpse of COSATU leader Tony Ehrenreich, and a huge bonus for the corpse of alliance leader Julius Malema. Worthless pirate and farmer-hater Robert Mugabe's corpse will be considered an act of goodwill towards humanity and CCP may raise your sec status to positive 10 for that.

If you complete the mission in a timely manner, and collect all bonusses, you may be considered for future contracts including a war dec against a major alliance going by the ticker ANC.

Rumours of Chuck Norris being the first man on the moon, and when he landed there Riaan Cruywagen was waiting there to interview him, and Riaan caught on camera saying he hitched a ride with you to get there in time for the interview, inspired us calling on you for help.
Gangname Style
Doomheim
#64 - 2012-12-12 16:11:07 UTC
How much ISK to wardec a corp with ~10 players?

None are competent pvpers whatsoever.

Write back, thx.

Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#65 - 2012-12-12 18:23:17 UTC
Gangname Style wrote:
How much ISK to wardec a corp with ~10 players?

None are competent pvpers whatsoever.

Write back, thx.



Mail Send...

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Hammar Wolf
Money First
#66 - 2012-12-13 01:08:14 UTC
Kane wished us luck and so far it has come in quite handy - so free bump.

F1 Platoon leader
Mathrin
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#67 - 2012-12-13 16:13:36 UTC
Kane! How's the terror business?
Michael Heineken
Spike Solutions
#68 - 2012-12-13 16:32:25 UTC
I dont really know you Kane, but I have a feeling that if I did...... i'd like you. Keep up the good work.

Friendly Bump
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#69 - 2012-12-13 18:58:43 UTC
Mathrin wrote:
Kane! How's the terror business?


Holy crap...

Now there is a name I have not seen in ages. How you been man?

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#70 - 2012-12-14 13:19:07 UTC
Cannibal Kane wrote:
You may know from my roles in "The Man with the Golden Hair Dryer" and "How I Griefed your Mother"


I am here to offer my services, not as a Corp but as Myself. Why? I love working on my own moving where I am needed.









What I do:


"Demoralize the Enemy from within by Surprise, Terror, Sabotage, Assassination. This method of Guerrilla Warfare is the only Method of Warfare for me"

I am not a Pirate, I am a Terrorist

War Decs (HI-Sec)
Terrorize Targets
Assisting with Wars (Ally)

*Alts need not bother. I will not do work or accept a Job from somebody using an Alt. Alt's may convo me but once the work starts it is your main or you can look for somebody else.


*There will be a fee for becoming an Ally. it is important to take into consideration that you get what you pay for. Most corp using the Ally System sit in Trade hubs hoping to see a target. I will go after your aggressors.

*We will not join the Merc channel as Merc Contacts, this is a personal preference since I know the corps that are listed there and most of them are no more trustworthy than any other corp not listed. I believe reputation should determine if your trustworthy or not, and not just being part of a channel. Also I think Kromius hates me...


Price:


*Can be negotiated.

*depending on targets we may only ask for the cost of declaring war.



Contact Details:


Contact Cannibal Kane for any question or for more information.



References



Kane respond very fast, in a very professional manner and handle things above and beyond what we expected. I highly recommend these guys to anyone who's new to the game and getting bashed. They even helped provide knowledge on gameplay and gave us insight into some fitting suggestions and strategy. They're really classy guys.

-Arbiter Stukov



He was so effective that targets run away like headless chickens straight into our hands. Very professional and fun attitude. Good communication. Will definitely use again.

"Much fun was had by all, cept the targets.. they were terrorized"

-cpt Varox



Kane accepted our contract and went to work immediately. He is easy to reach, and readily communicates his progress in a manner befitting a true professional. We found his rates to be quite reasonable.

He's not only the captain of a starship. He's captain of my heart!

-Stellar Artois


BUMP

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
zakary
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#71 - 2012-12-15 15:15:46 UTC
Cannival Kane is very good in his work. if you need the head from someone, he is the person for that work.

Very good work Cannival Kane i will take your services always ;)
Vaju Enki
Secular Wisdom
#72 - 2012-12-16 22:16:03 UTC
Nice, keep up the good work :)

The Tears Must Flow
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#73 - 2012-12-18 16:48:44 UTC
BUMP

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#74 - 2012-12-20 07:22:07 UTC
Cannibal Kane wrote:
You may know from my roles in "The Man with the Golden Hair Dryer" and "How I Griefed your Mother"


I am here to offer my services, not as a Corp but as Myself. Why? I love working on my own moving where I am needed.









What I do:


"Demoralize the Enemy from within by Surprise, Terror, Sabotage, Assassination. This method of Guerrilla Warfare is the only Method of Warfare for me"

I am not a Pirate, I am a Terrorist

War Decs (HI-Sec)
Terrorize Targets
Assisting with Wars (Ally)

*Alts need not bother. I will not do work or accept a Job from somebody using an Alt. Alt's may convo me but once the work starts it is your main or you can look for somebody else.


*There will be a fee for becoming an Ally. it is important to take into consideration that you get what you pay for. Most corp using the Ally System sit in Trade hubs hoping to see a target. I will go after your aggressors.

*We will not join the Merc channel as Merc Contacts, this is a personal preference since I know the corps that are listed there and most of them are no more trustworthy than any other corp not listed. I believe reputation should determine if your trustworthy or not, and not just being part of a channel. Also I think Kromius hates me...


Price:


*Can be negotiated.

*depending on targets we may only ask for the cost of declaring war.



Contact Details:


Contact Cannibal Kane for any question or for more information.



References



Kane respond very fast, in a very professional manner and handle things above and beyond what we expected. I highly recommend these guys to anyone who's new to the game and getting bashed. They even helped provide knowledge on gameplay and gave us insight into some fitting suggestions and strategy. They're really classy guys.

-Arbiter Stukov



He was so effective that targets run away like headless chickens straight into our hands. Very professional and fun attitude. Good communication. Will definitely use again.

"Much fun was had by all, cept the targets.. they were terrorized"

-cpt Varox



Kane accepted our contract and went to work immediately. He is easy to reach, and readily communicates his progress in a manner befitting a true professional. We found his rates to be quite reasonable.

He's not only the captain of a starship. He's captain of my heart!

-Stellar Artois


And a BUMP

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Barrogh Habalu
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#75 - 2012-12-21 06:21:59 UTC
Okay, all those jokes aside, but seriously: would you apply for CSM, Kane? There's plently of important stuff out there well within your competence for sure, besides you're getting pretty well known (not sure how correct is "getting" part).

Even if you don't get elected in the end, it's still some visibility that can be useful for your activity.

Oh, and free bump Smile

Future of T3 cruisers - multi-tool they aspired to be instead of sledgehammer they have become
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#76 - 2012-12-21 09:07:42 UTC
I will not run unless there are people that would like me to.

I think the current CSM is trying way to much to push their own bloody agendas than actually looking at the bigger picture. Except for 1 or two members. I hate politics, I prefer to get stuff done rather than arguing with others about it.

I play EVE to have fun, joining CSM makes it feel I will need to take Internet Space Ships a bit more serious.

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Tora Bushido
Commonwealth Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#77 - 2012-12-21 11:04:37 UTC
I think it will make you very unhappy......but you would have my vote. Blink

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
Mathrin
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#78 - 2012-12-24 21:42:59 UTC
Cannibal Kane wrote:
Mathrin wrote:
Kane! How's the terror business?


Holy crap...

Now there is a name I have not seen in ages. How you been man?



Not to bad... I see you have made a bit of a name for yourself.
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#79 - 2012-12-24 21:46:52 UTC  |  Edited by: Cannibal Kane
Just a little bit.

However I just been insulted that there are people that believe i would stoop to corp killing. Even associating my name to some rank amateurs.

Needless to say it will be dealt with. People that threaten me without proof needs a beating, if I don't get an apology I will beat it out of them.

EDIT:

It appears that war deccing the alliance is not going to do my wallet any justice. So I guess I just need to bide me time then.

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Etherealclams
#80 - 2012-12-25 02:11:29 UTC
He's killed my friends! You bastard!

Though seriously, he's good at what he does.

http://aclamthatrants.blogspot.com/ Read up on my adventures.