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SANSHA CLAUS IS COMING/RUDOLF THE RUSTY-NOSED RIFTER

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Elise Frei
Freeview Corp
#1 - 2012-12-13 11:59:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Elise Frei
SANSHA CLAUS IS COMING

YOU'D BETTER WATCH OUT
YOU'D BETTER NOT DIE
BETTER WARP OUT
I'M TELLING YOU WHY
SANSHA CLAUS IS ENSLAVING YOUR TOWN
CCP MADE HIM MADE A LIST
AND HE'S CHECKING IT TWICE
GONNA FIND OUT WHO'S BEEN RMTING THEIR ISK
SANSHA CLAUS IS GUNNING YOU DOWN

HE KNOWS WHERE YOU ARE HIDING
HE KNOWS THERE IS NO CAKE
HE KNOWS IF YOU'VE BEEN STEALING
SO BE GOOD OR YOU'LL BE ENSLAVED
OH! YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
YOU'D BETTER NOT DIE
BETTER WARP OUT I'M TELLING YOU WHY
SANSHA CLAUS IS COMING...
SANSHA CLAUS IS GUNNING YOU DOWN


Rudolf the Red-Nosed Rifter

Rudolph, the rusty-nosed Rifter
had a very rusty hull
And if you ever caught him,
you would even say it's bull.

All of the other pilots
used to laugh and call him names
They used to blow up poor old Rudolf
In all of the pilot games

Then on one foggy Christmas in EVE
Sansha came to say:
"Rudolph with your hull so bright,
where can we kill some pilots tonight"

Then all the pilots despised him
as they shouted out in terror,
Rudolph the rusty-nosed Rifter,
you'll be playing EVE Forever!
ForceM
POS Builder Inc.
#2 - 2012-12-13 12:16:08 UTC
/me likes
Schmata Bastanold
In Boobiez We Trust
#3 - 2012-12-13 12:18:34 UTC
Me likey too

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Grimpak
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2012-12-13 12:18:42 UTC
you know, this...




.....this actually sounds good.Shocked

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[quote]The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.[/quote] ain't that right
Elise Frei
Freeview Corp
#5 - 2012-12-13 12:24:48 UTC
Thank you, thank you very much, I'm here all Christmas.
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#6 - 2012-12-13 12:47:48 UTC
Pretty good, now do more P

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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Elise Frei
Freeview Corp
#7 - 2012-12-13 12:50:44 UTC
Suggest a song for me to butcher.
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#8 - 2012-12-13 13:05:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Jonah Gravenstein
Elise Frei wrote:
Suggest a song for me to butcher.


I'll do better that, I'll post my own effort Big smile


While miners watched
Their rocks by night
All absent on the ground
The fury of the gank came down
And Catalysts did abound.

"Fear not", we said,
For mighty damage
Had rained upon their hull
"Glad tidings of great joy we bring,
A message you must mull."

"To you in Hisec
Upon this day
Is born of Retribution time
The Savior who is James 315
And this shall be the sign."

"The heavenly Code
You on the web shall find
To human view displayed
And while reading it
Shall think, should I have paid?"

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#9 - 2012-12-13 13:26:52 UTC
Snowball fighttt..... Big smile

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
Zofe Stormcaller
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2012-12-13 13:39:38 UTC
I'd have a snowball fight with you but it said I only got 3 of them. I should use them wisely and save them for shooting my CEO with...
iskflakes
#11 - 2012-12-13 13:41:00 UTC
7/10

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Mr Pragmatic
#12 - 2012-12-13 16:28:33 UTC
Elise Frei wrote:
Thank you, thank you very much, I'm here all Christmas.


Its "Holiday" Christmas is offensive to 7% of the United States.

Nice song.

Super cali hella yolo swaga dopeness.  -Yoloswaggins, in the fellowship of the bling.
Diesel47
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#13 - 2012-12-13 16:30:42 UTC
Christmas.
Jassmin Joy
Pulling The Plug
PURPLE HELMETED WARRIORS
#14 - 2012-12-13 16:50:17 UTC
Bah, humbug.
Sobaan Tali
Caldari Quick Reaction Force
#15 - 2012-12-13 16:57:02 UTC
It would be funny to see a red-painted revanent undock from Jita 4-4 on the 25th...

...with a wing of Nightmares in front, the lead one with a bright red strobe light on the front

"Tomahawks?"

"----in' A, right?"

"Trouble is, those things cost like a million and a half each."

"----, you pay me half that and I'll hump in some c4 and blow the ---- out of it my own damn self."
CCP Goliath
C C P
C C P Alliance
#16 - 2012-12-13 16:57:53 UTC
Nice one! Here's mine, to the tune of "Good King Wenceslas" (warning, contains lore)

Old man Tibus Heth looked at
A starmap of New Eden
Other factions round about
Zealots, Feds and heathens
Golems, Harpies, Drakes and Rokhs
Scorpions aplenty
Tibus sent to Luminaire
To pwn the Gallente

In YC One Hundred-Twelve
Tibus got real poorly
Then assassins tried to end
His life prematurely.
This did not stop Tibus from
Bringing back a strong State
Something grand is underway
Will he live to see its fate?

CCP Goliath | QA Director | EVE Illuminati | @CCP_Goliath
Vertisce Soritenshi
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#17 - 2012-12-13 17:01:57 UTC
I like the creativity but it really doesn't work when you start adding extra syllables because the words just don't fit. Use "slaving" instead of "enslaving" or something. Get the syllables to match the notes and everything is perfect.

CCP Goliath's took a little running through my head to get the syllables to match the notes but it fits perfectly. Well done, I like it!

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ISD TYPE40
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#18 - 2012-12-13 17:08:23 UTC
CCP Goliath wrote:
Nice one! Here's mine, to the tune of "Good King Wenceslas" (warning, contains lore)

Old man Tibus Heth looked at
A starmap of New Eden
Other factions round about
Zealots, Feds and heathens
Golems, Harpies, Drakes and Rokhs
Scorpions aplenty
Tibus sent to Luminaire
To pwn the Gallente

In YC One Hundred-Twelve
Tibus got real poorly
Then assassins tried to end
His life prematurely.
This did not stop Tibus from
Bringing back a strong State
Something grand is underway
Will he live to see its fate?



Show off P Nicely done though Big smile

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TR4D3R4LT
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#19 - 2012-12-13 17:14:46 UTC
CCP Goliath wrote:
Nice one! Here's mine, to the tune of "Good King Wenceslas" (warning, contains lore)

Old man Tibus Heth looked at
A starmap of New Eden
Other factions round about
Zealots, Feds and heathens
Golems, Harpies, Drakes and Rokhs
Scorpions aplenty
Tibus sent to Luminaire
To pwn the Gallente

In YC One Hundred-Twelve
Tibus got real poorly
Then assassins tried to end
His life prematurely.
This did not stop Tibus from
Bringing back a strong State
Something grand is underway
Will he live to see its fate?


Now can we have CCP post holiday vid with devs singing this? Pretty please, I would give up any redeem gift for that. Altho latest dev blogs have been really good but it's the musical videos where you really shine.
Elise Frei
Freeview Corp
#20 - 2012-12-13 17:17:00 UTC
Mr Pragmatic wrote:
Elise Frei wrote:
Thank you, thank you very much, I'm here all Christmas.


Its "Holiday" Christmas is offensive to 7% of the United States.

Nice song.


Where I come from 77% of the population calls it Yule.

Merry Yule Everyone!
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