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What is the purpose of Exotic Dancers in Eve?

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Pitrolo Orti
Doomheim
#1 - 2012-12-11 06:18:57 UTC
Well for some time I had this question and it would be nice if I get some ISK off the Exotic Dancers I own. All they do is occupy space in my warehouse...

Second question: How are they created??? Any BPO for Exotic dancers or just like new ship CCP created a bunch of them and made them available in the market? Please enlighten me.

Price is what you pay. Value is what you get.

Psychotic Monk
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2012-12-11 06:20:37 UTC
Well, when a mommy exotic dancer and a daddy exotic dancer get drunk after work...
Some Rando
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2012-12-11 06:21:36 UTC
They exist to take up space. Sometimes they drop in missions.

CCP has no sense of humour.

Ioci
Bad Girl Posse
#4 - 2012-12-11 06:39:14 UTC
Or marines, carbon, soil?
Milk, Amarrian Wheat?

There is a lot of what other games would call junk loot. It all has potential with Dust. Will it ver see use? No idea.

R.I.P. Vile Rat

raskonalkov
Tie Fighters Inc
#5 - 2012-12-11 06:40:50 UTC
Psychotic Monk wrote:
Well, when a mommy exotic dancer and a daddy exotic dancer get drunk after work...


Or sometimes a girl had a bad father, and needed money really bad.
Tarvos Telesto
Blood Fanatics
#6 - 2012-12-11 06:44:14 UTC  |  Edited by: Tarvos Telesto
They give EvE marginal sex - dirty look in game that all, same like drugs and bosters.

EvE isn't game, its style of living.

Sriracha Nighthawk
Perkone
Caldari State
#7 - 2012-12-11 06:52:23 UTC
The only reason why I hated the Captains Quarters is because I can't "enjoy" my Exotic Dancers while drinking Quafe while watching Alliance Tournament X. Seriously, we need to be able to have em' out in your Capt Quarters.

Then again, the game is rated T... But then again, most teenagers think "down there," if you know what I mean. *wink wink* Big smile

"Kind of like the Caldari version of Adama I guess." -Kairavi Mrithyakara

Thgil Goldcore
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#8 - 2012-12-11 06:57:29 UTC
NPC stations create some commodities and their price is determined by how many have been baught within the last 24 hours. Other stations have buy orders for those said commodities which price is affected by how many of those orders have been filled within the last 24 hours. Its for NPC trading where you buy, travel, sell, etc. For the most part its hard to make a decent profit this way without going into lowsec.

But It can be a little fun now and again doing some trading.

Verity Sovereign
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#9 - 2012-12-11 07:24:19 UTC
The purpose is lulz... some people just like to fly with exotic dancers, tobacco, and spirits in their cargo for teh lulz.
The much harder to acquire item is the prostitute... I've got 2 of them, I hear they come from some special storyline mission, but I had to buy them on contracts.

I long for the days when my marines and militants can be sold as NPC support forces in DUST
Xercodo
Cruor Angelicus
#10 - 2012-12-11 07:26:05 UTC
How is babby formed?

Babby BPO

Skills: Social

Materials:
Spirits x1
Exotic Dancer, Male x1
Exotic Dancer, Female x1

The Drake is a Lie

Pitrolo Orti
Doomheim
#11 - 2012-12-11 07:27:40 UTC
Xercodo wrote:
How is babby formed?

Babby BPO

Skills: Social

Materials:
Spirits x1
Exotic Dancer, Male x1
Exotic Dancer, Female x1


Probably the best response I will ever get Blink

Price is what you pay. Value is what you get.

I Love Boobies
All Hail Boobies
#12 - 2012-12-11 07:59:28 UTC
Pitrolo Orti wrote:
Well for some time I had this question and it would be nice if I get some ISK off the Exotic Dancers I own. All they do is occupy space in my warehouse...

Second question: How are they created??? Any BPO for Exotic dancers or just like new ship CCP created a bunch of them and made them available in the market? Please enlighten me.


You are too young for the honest answer if you really, really have to ask the question in the first place son. Blink
Clystan
Binaerie Heavy Industries
#13 - 2012-12-11 08:36:50 UTC
They exist as a target for Kruul's massive spud gun.
Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#14 - 2012-12-11 08:49:46 UTC
For Funny LOssmails, My Ships contain, Ciggys, drinks, Exotic Male and Female Dancers and Last Dolls :D

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.

Mr Pragmatic
#15 - 2012-12-11 09:10:49 UTC
I like having Slavers, Slave hounds, and slaves in my hull on long journeys.

Super cali hella yolo swaga dopeness.  -Yoloswaggins, in the fellowship of the bling.

Yim Sei
Ontogenic Achronycal PLC
#16 - 2012-12-11 09:13:10 UTC
OK so you have exotic dancers......

Providing these are in a station you have a chance to get 'special' missions asking for the services of your dancers as a mission.

This incorporates a courier style mission (or possible combat though you never know which).

You travel to the specific station your dancers are held to pick them up and drop them off at the rendezvous.

After a set period of time you are called (mailed) by your client to pick up the dancer which much be done in a certain time limit.

The dancers could be part of a 'union' organisation with which you level up as a normal mission agent giving you more difficult missions and greater rewards.

An additional idea could be mixing the story of the mission to also add other units, for instance requires 1 unit exotic dancer and 10 holoreels or 200 units of milk :s.

To expand the story further there could be introduced different types or even race of dancer required.

So there you have it - we all become space pimps :)



...of course providing the devs and community arent too 'PC' about all this you could also play the holoreels in station of the dancew :o - however not sure how this can be used monetarily and may just be purely titillation. ;)

I throw my ideas on to the mercy of the community :)

Post with my main? This is my main - I just overtrain and overplay my alts.

valerydarcy
Doomheim
#17 - 2012-12-11 09:33:50 UTC
a BPO for exotic dancers????? you really dont know how this works do you....

Post with your main™

Yim Sei
Ontogenic Achronycal PLC
#18 - 2012-12-11 10:41:38 UTC  |  Edited by: Yim Sei
Nevermind

Post with my main? This is my main - I just overtrain and overplay my alts.

Jesus von Nazaret
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#19 - 2012-12-11 10:44:42 UTC
Pitrolo Orti wrote:
What is the purpose of Exotic Dancers in Eve?


they... uh... dance. Big smile
Generals4
#20 - 2012-12-11 10:47:20 UTC
valerydarcy wrote:
a BPO for exotic dancers????? you really dont know how this works do you....


I think this is probably the EVE version of the story with the bees.

_-Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. _

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