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There is no 'Ctrl' button on CONCORD computers. CONCORD is always in control.
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Tom Gerard
Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
#1 - 2012-12-10 01:50:32 UTC

Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of CONCORD is called Logic

There used to be a street named after CONCORD, but it was changed because nobody crosses CONCORD and lives.

Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell CONCORD stories.

CONCORD has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

Death once had a near-CONCORD experience

CONCORD is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

CONCORD counted to infinity - twice.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for CONCORD.

CONCORD can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

CONCORD knows how to kill you in more ways than you know how to die.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures CONCORD has allowed to live.

CONCORD does not sleep. It waits.

CONCORD met an exclamation point and punched it in the face. We now have questions.

CONCORD can speak Russian... in Chinese.

Unstoppable force meeting an immovable object? CONCORD clapping.

CONCORD can make a Happy Meal cry.

Now with 100% less Troll.
Thor Kerrigan
Guardians of Asceticism
#2 - 2012-12-10 01:57:36 UTC
And then I replaced CONCORD by Chuck Norris and died.
Pretty GuyYeah
#3 - 2012-12-10 02:02:43 UTC
Would be funny if I hadn't heard them with Chuck Norris

Post with your main.

A legend walks among us, a genius so significant he so dares to degrade himself as camouflage when you dispute.
Johan Civire
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#4 - 2012-12-10 02:03:31 UTC
i heard that Chuck Norris was bitten by a king cobra after 5 hours hell of a pain the cobra die`s
Frostys Virpio
State War Academy
Caldari State
#5 - 2012-12-10 02:10:36 UTC
Chuck Norris once posted in a Tom Gerard thread.
Lugia3
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2012-12-10 05:08:40 UTC
CONCORD threw a grenade into a group of 50 people. They all died.

Then the grenade exploded.

"CCP Dolan is full of shit." - CCP Bettik
Ifly Uwalk
Perkone
Caldari State
#7 - 2012-12-10 05:36:09 UTC
CONCORD has got nothing on le Chuck. Straight
Stoogie
Cadre Assault Force
#8 - 2012-12-10 08:04:50 UTC
If Chuck Norris is so tough why does he play wow and not eve? Is Eve to harsh for him?
Thgil Goldcore
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#9 - 2012-12-10 08:12:53 UTC
Chuck norris also kirate chopped seperation of church and state and said that the democratic party was, in fact, the devils minions dooming all of the world to 1000 years of darkness...

Then he stopped being funny to me.
Arduemont
Rotten Legion
#10 - 2012-12-10 08:46:43 UTC
Kids wear superman pyjamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pyjamas.

"In the age of information, ignorance is a choice." www.stateofwar.co.nf