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Why has jesus not returned? Well, because CONCORD says so.

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Daria Meridian Carlile
Necromatic Inc.
#1 - 2012-12-10 01:13:19 UTC
Well, here you have it:
Proof of CONCORD hiding Jesus
Jess Maine
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#2 - 2012-12-10 01:15:36 UTC
Science's next big arguement.
Vaerah Vahrokha
Vahrokh Consulting
#3 - 2012-12-10 01:20:28 UTC
Ah, I thought He had been banned for using the boomerang tactic.

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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2012-12-10 01:45:39 UTC
Jesus took about $25,000 of my inheritance from my great grandfather by sending his followers to get him to sign it over to them when he was in the hospital and senile.

Concord merely has him in protective custody so I can't get to him Evil

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Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
#5 - 2012-12-10 01:50:23 UTC
I was around when he had his moment of doubt and pain.



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Johan Civire
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#6 - 2012-12-10 01:51:36 UTC
Daria Meridian Carlile wrote:
Well, here you have it:
Proof of CONCORD hiding Jesus



What tha f...k ???
Wintermute AI
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2012-12-10 01:52:18 UTC
Doc Fury wrote:
I was around when he had his moment of doubt and pain.





Hope you guess my name... oh yeah.
Nexus Day
Lustrevik Trade and Travel Bureau
#8 - 2012-12-10 02:28:36 UTC
My guess is there are alot of religious names that are unplayable.

But I wonder if baby jesus is one of them. Brb.
Ascendic
Polaris Syndicate
#9 - 2012-12-10 04:00:22 UTC
It's too bad that Jesus can't even spell the word 'plumbing'
Lord Tempist
UnLimited Liability Corporation
#10 - 2012-12-10 06:18:51 UTC
Jesus has no ship command skillz, therefore Jesus is a Newb and should be destroyed by NPC rats every time he deploys his newb drones.

Change is the only constant. I will even adapt to blatant absurdity. You know who you are.
TharOkha
0asis Group
#11 - 2012-12-10 07:08:34 UTC
Tarvos Telesto
Blood Fanatics
#12 - 2012-12-10 07:24:09 UTC  |  Edited by: Tarvos Telesto
Daria Meridian Carlile wrote:
Well, here you have it:
Proof of CONCORD hiding Jesus


Im christian, but this therad make me lol, i dont like when somone make jokes over any religion or religion aspects but every time when i see this in game message and pics i LOLED, just cant resist to this... Therad of the day.

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Lady Katherine Devonshire
Royal Ammatar Engineering Corps
#13 - 2012-12-10 07:28:51 UTC
Good thing it wasn't Mohammed or he'd be stuck with no picture forever.

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Mr Pragmatic
#14 - 2012-12-10 07:51:02 UTC
Well Jesus did ascend somewhere...Guess it was the Eve universe, irony.

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Lutin Ballista
Ballista Investment Corp
#15 - 2012-12-10 08:42:47 UTC
Lady Katherine Devonshire wrote:
Good thing it wasn't Mohammed or he'd be stuck with no picture forever.


Or CCP would be burnt down by an angry mob for making a joke at his expense.
CCP Falcon
#16 - 2012-12-10 10:40:48 UTC

Yeah, this thread really isn't going anywhere and is probably going to get even worse.

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