Alliance & Corporation Recruitment Center

As a part of Get Off My LAWN! the Jolly Codgers are an integral part of a stable and growing alliance. We have recently relocated to Branch in some of the very best space in all of Eve for isk making and are looking forward to spending our hard earned isk on internet spaceships with which to kick our foes in the shins. We are looking for some mature (age and attitude) pilots to join us for fun, profit and general gnomish shenanigans!

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What We Require

First and foremost, we are a PvP corporation in a PvP Alliance. Don't let our advanced age fool ya, we are looking for fighters not pilots looking for a sunny beach to retire on!

•Mature people ages 30+
•Family Friendly chat and voice comms, no profanity or obscenity (though you WILL be subjected to non family friendly chat and voice comms when in a fleet with allied alliances).
•We use Mumble and expect pilots to be on comms when online.
•Full account API required
•We have a 5 mil skill point minimum to give you a fighting chance of surviving in 0.0
•We ask and expect that any new pilots either be able to fly Alliance and Coalition fits or be willing train toward that goal.

What We Offer:

•Fun, mature environment (average age 37)
•A no drama corp and a low drama alliance.
•Activity across around the clock, we have pilots in every time zone.
•Real life first, no mandatory play requirements (but need active players)
•Friendly, experienced players to help you with any questions
•We welcome pilots new to PvP and life in Null Space, if you are willing to learn we are willing to teach you!
•Plentiful PvP opportunities from small gang roams to massive fleet engagements
•Forums and Killboard
•An outstanding Ship Reimbursement Program for approved Alliance and Coalition fittings

Please note: Get Off My LAWN! is a proud member of the CFC so if you have bought into the propaganda spewed by our vanquished enemies and have an issue with being part of the most powerful and successful coalition around we aren't the right corp for you.

Sound interesting? If so you should stop by our public channel, "Jolly Codgers", to find out more or feel free to directly contact our recruiters: Vrodak, Resurg, Apollo V (EU timezone recruiters), and Phlegethos or El'geherg (US timezone recruiters) via Evemail or chat to set up voice interview. Please talk to a recruiter before sending in an application.

Saturday night is all right for ratting...

Great PvP and great PvE = a great time in Eve! Why be space poor and ship spinning when you can be making serious isk and shooting people in the face?

Hump day bump

There is a lot of lush new LAWN in our new digs in Branch, come check out the new turf!

Yes indeed

still seeking seniors

So how old is to old? Or is there no upper limit to old farts?

Crud, tomorrow is Monday . Might as well come commiserate with the Seasoned Gnomes!