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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Sakura Nihil
Faded Light
#6481 - 2012-12-09 00:55:01 UTC
Did I poke your eye out when I was thrashing around last night?
Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
#6482 - 2012-12-09 02:08:52 UTC
Wipe that smug look off your face...

...that's how you ended up here in the first place and I'm too tired to do this again.
Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858
Heroes and Villains.
#6483 - 2012-12-09 02:41:09 UTC  |  Edited by: Boom Boom Longtime
always a pleasure to wake up next to one who knows how to shake, rattle & roll Big smile

Concord Approved Trader

Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#6484 - 2012-12-09 03:16:26 UTC
Again? That's the 12th time in 2 days... I might get worn out Shocked

(not really Big smile)

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny

Bluddwolf
Heimatar Military Industries
#6485 - 2012-12-09 06:12:53 UTC
I've been told "I could put an eye out with that thing", but I never took it seriously.

EVE Online Fan ... Looking for "End Game" since 2006 ... Happily, I still havn't found it

Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#6486 - 2012-12-09 11:34:19 UTC  |  Edited by: Zoe Kaltana
Bluddwolf wrote:
I've been told "I could put an eye out with that thing", but I never took it seriously.


Well Mr. Wolf, that's the reason why I not only tied your arms and legs. *closes the wolf-box*


Boom Boom Longtime wrote:
*as my eyes slowly stir from deep slumber meeting those of the mistress, i immediately retract contact, looking to the floor as she barks - I obey her command to be submissive* *be merciful please"


*strokes puppy Alice and maid Misha*
What do we have here? A new addition for my treasury?
Well well, since left and right side are already occupied, you are allowed to kneel on front side.^-^

*note: need more high slots soon*
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#6487 - 2012-12-09 11:52:58 UTC
> wakes up, looks around irritated.
> breaks the chair that she is bound to
> strangulates the limping guardian slave
> sneaks upstairs
> searches the shop for a suitable weapon while she hears painful groans from the basement

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.

Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#6488 - 2012-12-09 12:31:58 UTC
Hun? *shouts upstairs*

Are you suffering again from your traumatic experiences in the Caldari-Gallentean War?
You just killed our poor handmaid bringing you breakfast. You really should compensate her for her lost clone!

...Hun?!
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#6489 - 2012-12-09 12:39:38 UTC
Caldari-Gallentean what?

I did not fight in that war.

I was raised by my uncle in Tash-Murkon.

We had a beautiful plantation.

Ah, those Amarrian summer nights when the stars were bright, the living was easy and our Brutors were singing gospels while picking veldspar in the asteroid fields....

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.

ISD Cyberdyne
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
#6490 - 2012-12-09 19:23:26 UTC
/smiles


ISD Cyberdyne

Lieutenant Commander

Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)

Interstellar Services Department

Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#6491 - 2012-12-09 22:25:33 UTC
As long as the check clears I don't care where you work

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny

Kenneth O'Hara
Sebiestor Tribe
#6492 - 2012-12-09 22:33:44 UTC
(Oddly enough, there is no word or words in Huttese for "thank you")

Bring Saede Riordan back!! Never Forget! _"__Operation Godzilla Smacks Zeus"  ~__Graygor _

Charlepetit LaJoie
Trust Me Ltd
#6493 - 2012-12-10 00:16:40 UTC
What else did you get for your birthday?
Melvin Coulter
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#6494 - 2012-12-10 12:56:38 UTC
Not you...
If so were the hell do i return you?

Move along!

Graygor
1kB Realty
#6495 - 2012-12-10 12:59:32 UTC
*In Kenneth Williams Voice*

Well Hello Mr Grumpy Face!

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate

Melvin Coulter
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#6496 - 2012-12-10 13:08:20 UTC
Why do you look like a character out of a bad anime?
AND GET OUT OF ME BED!

Move along!

Jaffster
13.
Enigma Project
#6497 - 2012-12-10 13:26:23 UTC
Melvin Coulter wrote:
Why do you look like a character out of a bad anime?
AND GET OUT OF ME BED!


Smile you miserable git.
Graygor
1kB Realty
#6498 - 2012-12-10 13:39:30 UTC
Jaffster wrote:
Melvin Coulter wrote:
Why do you look like a character out of a bad anime?
AND GET OUT OF ME BED!


Smile you miserable git.


OH GOD ITS KATE MOSS!

*flees*

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate

Saraxas Aideron
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#6499 - 2012-12-10 13:42:45 UTC
You? Again?!

How does this keep happening to me?!
Cynthia Gallente
Phoenix Foundry
#6500 - 2012-12-10 19:28:59 UTC
He looks gross...god I hope he used protection...

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