Out of Pod Experience

~The Will Ferrell experience in EVE:

Handing over the Full API key (as requested)

Fleets form with the only ship I can't fly - Minmatar

Local markets are exploited based on my manufacturing - Local means anywhere someone is

Wallet transactions illustrate previously unknown benefactors and leave me with "You met the only other rich old eve toon that no one likes, bye"

My log in times are monitored for when sitting in a station is the only thing possible.

Neuts are rented to occupy belts / roids / activities that I am likely to carry out whilst online during observed times.

I'm mailed advice to train the only skills I have left to train - These are now called Mandatory skills.

Corp Requirement - download and install hackyoselffool.exe in the hopes that I will have a kickable offence from day one hanging over me.

Taking part in a CTA and all replacement ships are removed from the market by the time I'm discussed between FC's as the primary.


A Bounty of 150mil is applied and I am issued a corp Titan I'm specifically instructed NOT TO LOSE, orders for deployment couple this message.

"Attackers without explanation" only have one goal - to find out what I have in my cargo-hold that hour.

Goonfleet are described as the masters of whatever alliance I happen to be in, even if I form it myself and I am labelled pet anywhere I go.

NAP's are issued and removed in every system except where I am, which is NBSI Standings reset daily, CEO logs in just after I leave station.

some stuff that is risky in EVE is forgotten......................................................................... No I'm just not saying


now that they've been conquered what's yours?