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Retribution = Cyrstal Pony

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Christy D Floyd
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2012-12-05 14:29:43 UTC
Yes I said Retribution is a crystal pony whos luster will disappear before the end of the year. Here is my take on this so called patch. I log on last night to finish up a lvl 4 I have been farming for 5 days now which is now missing from my journal thus results in automated responses and no solutions from my petition.

First thing I notice is the little square boxes are now replaced with little blue boxes. That’s what we usually give the ret@rd kids, circle blocks instead of square blocks. The second thing I notice (Yes I read the patch notes but didn’t expect the results) is that my drones are dying faster than Syrian rebels oh well time to reprocess or sell all my drones now.

I am alittle disappointed in this patch because other than the few things they changed I really don’t see what all the hype is about. Okay they implemented crimewatch yippee (not) oh and a new bounty system which looks like just as big as a joke as the previous bounty system. The only thing I do like about this patch is for some reason the game is running faster on my system hmmmmm.


This is my personal opinion I know others really like this patch and others dislike it as much as I do so troll away.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
#2 - 2012-12-05 14:31:31 UTC
Christy D Floyd wrote:
This is my personal opinion I know others really like this patch and others dislike it as much as I do so troll away.
...and if you posted it in the threads purpose-made for that kind of feedback, maybe it wouldn't be trolled and then locked.
Rico Minali
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2012-12-05 14:35:40 UTC
Stop playing? Maybe look for something you DO like?

I am as happy with Eve as ever. Know why? Because I play how I want to. Patches are just free extras that I can do as little or as much as I like with.

Trust me, I almost know what I'm doing.
Christy D Floyd
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2012-12-05 14:39:39 UTC
Rico Minali wrote:
Because I play how I want to.



No you dont CCP tells you how to play. You just roll around in the sandbox playing with cat turds.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Arya Greywolf
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#5 - 2012-12-05 14:40:00 UTC
Christy D Floyd wrote:
Yes I said Retribution is a crystal pony whos luster will disappear before the end of the year. Here is my take on this so called patch. I log on last night to finish up a lvl 4 I have been farming for 5 days now which is now missing from my journal thus results in automated responses and no solutions from my petition.

First thing I notice is the little square boxes are now replaced with little blue boxes. That’s what we usually give the ret@rd kids, circle blocks instead of square blocks. The second thing I notice (Yes I read the patch notes but didn’t expect the results) is that my drones are dying faster than Syrian rebels oh well time to reprocess or sell all my drones now.

I am alittle disappointed in this patch because other than the few things they changed I really don’t see what all the hype is about. Okay they implemented crimewatch yippee (not) oh and a new bounty system which looks like just as big as a joke as the previous bounty system. The only thing I do like about this patch is for some reason the game is running faster on my system hmmmmm.


This is my personal opinion I know others really like this patch and others dislike it as much as I do so troll away.



~Incomprehensible babble~
TheBlueMonkey
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2012-12-05 14:44:07 UTC
Posting in a "waaaaa I can't activate hardners, drop drones and then fap to pr0n any more" thread

Seriously, the AI goes after drones, big whoop.
Maybe adapt to the new situation?
Maybe make more money doing other things?
Goran Konjich
Krompany
#7 - 2012-12-05 14:44:23 UTC
What's with all this freaking big boob toons ? Twisted

I'm a diplomat. Sometimes i throw 425mm wide briefcases at enemy. Such is EVE.
Stitcher
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#8 - 2012-12-05 14:44:24 UTC
Maybe you should start playing EVE Online, rather than Blow-Up-NPCs-Without-Interacting-with-Other-Human-Beings-In-Any-Meaningful-Way Online?

EVE is a PvP game that's all about the social sandbox. If you're not having fun with grinding your way through the missions, find something more constructive to do - take up PvP, start trading, become an alliance diplo, it doesn't matter. There's more to this game than shooting at rats.

AKA Hambone

Author of The Deathworlders
Nova Fox
Novafox Shipyards
#9 - 2012-12-05 14:44:30 UTC
Translation of the OP: I am a victim of Darwinism.

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dexington
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#10 - 2012-12-05 14:48:43 UTC
Christy D Floyd wrote:
Rico Minali wrote:
Because I play how I want to.
No you dont CCP tells you how to play. You just roll around in the sandbox playing with cat turds.

Just as you enjoy spending your time sucking on a lemon, rolling around in the sandbox playing with cat turds, is how i enjoy spending my time.

I'm a relatively respectable citizen. Multiple felon perhaps, but certainly not dangerous.
Rordan D'Kherr
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#11 - 2012-12-05 14:50:08 UTC
Christy D Floyd wrote:
Yes I said Retribution is a crystal pony whos luster will disappear before the end of the year. Here is my take on this so called patch. I log on last night to finish up a lvl 4 I have been farming for 5 days now which is now missing from my journal thus results in automated responses and no solutions from my petition.

First thing I notice is the little square boxes are now replaced with little blue boxes. That’s what we usually give the ret@rd kids, circle blocks instead of square blocks. The second thing I notice (Yes I read the patch notes but didn’t expect the results) is that my drones are dying faster than Syrian rebels oh well time to reprocess or sell all my drones now.

I am alittle disappointed in this patch because other than the few things they changed I really don’t see what all the hype is about. Okay they implemented crimewatch yippee (not) oh and a new bounty system which looks like just as big as a joke as the previous bounty system. The only thing I do like about this patch is for some reason the game is running faster on my system hmmmmm.


This is my personal opinion I know others really like this patch and others dislike it as much as I do so troll away.



Haters gonna hate? Yeah, your post is bad and you should feel bad.

Don't be scared, because being afk is not a crime.
Rico Minali
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#12 - 2012-12-05 14:54:21 UTC
Christy D Floyd wrote:
Rico Minali wrote:
Because I play how I want to.



No you dont CCP tells you how to play. You just roll around in the sandbox playing with cat turds.


No, I really play this game how I want to. Just like everyone else does. I fly the ships I want to fly and do the things I want to do. If there is a thing I don't want to do, I don't do it.

Trust me, I almost know what I'm doing.
Metal Icarus
Star Frontiers
Brotherhood of Spacers
#13 - 2012-12-05 14:54:44 UTC
YEAH ITS A ****** PATCH, I MEAN, WHO THE ******* HELL WOULD EVER USE TECH 1 LOGISTICS....

everyone that's who.

op, your opinion is bad and you should feel bad. "ooo i lost dronessssss, imma cry nao"

cry more plz
Ginger Barbarella
#14 - 2012-12-05 14:56:02 UTC
So, what you're saying is that the Retribution is fail because:

a) You can't comprehend something you yourself said is "ret@rd" level?
b) Your drones are dying

Did I get that right (based on your post)??

Wow... I really must have credited you with more intelligence in the past than this post clearly demonstrates. Thanks for helping me adjust my level of respect for you. Keep up the pro posting, man. Smile

"Blow it all on Quafe and strippers." --- Sorlac
CCP Falcon
#15 - 2012-12-05 14:56:56 UTC

If you have feedback regarding EVE Online: Retribution, feel free to post it in the appropriate thread.

Locked for trolling, ranting, evasion of the profanity filter and being racially offensive.

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