Intergalactic Summit

BREAKING NEWS – NEW ADDITION TO INFAMOUS MILITIA CORP TURNS HEADS
2012-12-03T04:06:06 – Huola – The Bleak lands

In a fusion of two of the most fearsome entities in the Minmatar Militia, Spear Lieutenant Steve Lorn has joined notorious Minmatar privateer corporation Ka Pow Pow. This is a clear sign that the Amarr are now finished, as they cannot hope to stand against the combined combat power of both Lorn and Ka Pow Pow.

Ka Pow Pow diplomat and director Galdornae was contacted and had the following to say: “Yeah, Lieutenant Lorn has been around our area for a few months now, and has really started to garner some major attention. He’s been really critical in the defense of a number of key systems, most notably Huola and Kourmonen. What’s more than his literal accomplishments though is the respect he’s been getting from the rest of the Militia. When he joins the Republic Fleet defenders in his Vigil-class frigate, you can tell they really look up to him.”

Our news team was unsure as to why such a respectable capsuleer such as Lorn would join as disreputable and unsavory a group of pilots as Ka Pow Pow. For those who haven’t heard of them, Ka Pow Pow are widely considered to be a special class of elitist space assholes who tend to shoot first and ask questions later. This publication classifies Ka Pow Pow’s threat rating as “Super Mega Ultra-Doom.”

In search of the reasoning behind this move, our investigative news squad begged an audience with Lorn himself. Amazingly, he responded. “Yes, I’m aware of Ka Pow Pow’s various… eccentricities,” said Lorn, "but they’re the group doing the most damage to the Amarr right now. Sometimes the ends justify the means.”

Huh?

What?

Who?

Wait a second. . .are we on fire, again?

Who is this Lorn and why should I care?

"Oh ****, it's Lieutenant Lorn!"

I welcome our new Overlorn master.