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The Pirate Story Thread

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Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#561 - 2012-11-14 17:44:16 UTC  |  Edited by: Cannibal Kane
So I am sitting in Piekura and I see a alot of ships warping to station and back to some random planet. Being curious I go and have a look. 2 moons there so I pass by the moons first. Lo and behold a corp blasting a small pos. I head back out and the gears in my head start ticking.

a day later I wardec the corp making them think I was hired by the owner of the corp to which the pos belonged to. I pop a few ship and make it known to each member that was on the killmail I was hired to kill each and every one of them.

First to go was him:

http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=15150919

After that loss the corp start to loose alot of members. I convinced the MAC pilot that once he leaves corp i will still be coming after them.

But since i popped his mac I will look the other way for 150mil.

Then i also send a mail to one of the other out of corp guys. Which just happens to be this guys nephew. So he ask how much for him. 300mil. in total 450mil was handed over.

So in total, 400mil killed and 450mil isk made,

War Report:
http://kane.killmail.org/?a=cc_detail&ctr_id=19497

I move onto the next corp.

War is declared and one of their members is quick to to convo about paying us off to go away, but he has no isk so he will talk to the ceo.. The CEO of the corp being brash tells us to stick it. So I did, my HAM's right into two of his members MAC's and CNR.

CNR:
http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=15162382

MAC:
http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=15161550

I finally get the chance to pop one into their CEO as well. The CNR pilot leaves corp and once again I make full use of this since the primary reason he did not give us any isk. Is because he said he did not have any. The minute the CNR left corp he creates a new corp and undocks in another CNR.

Feeling cheated he is notified that lying is impolite and for that we are coming soon.tm. Or he could give us the CNR. A minute later I have a CNR in my hanger, Contract is put up and barely a minute later it is bought by the same person.

War Report:
http://kane.killmail.org/?a=cc_detail&ctr_id=19498

Got a couple of wars going. I need more isk to fund a new ship I want to buy. Bhaalgorn is expensive.

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
SAVANT Mahr
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#562 - 2012-11-14 18:33:49 UTC
They should rename the Pirate Story Thread to
"The Stellar Adventures of Cannibal Kane: Pirate Hero and EvE Demi-God"
Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts.
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#563 - 2012-11-14 18:35:44 UTC
SAVANT Mahr wrote:
They should rename the Pirate Story Thread to
"The Stellar Adventures of Cannibal Kane: Terrorist Hero and EvE Demi-God"


Fixed that for you.

Member of the Pink Pony Killboard Padding Alliance
SAVANT Mahr
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#564 - 2012-11-14 18:52:14 UTC
Tah'ris Khlador wrote:
SAVANT Mahr wrote:
They should rename the Pirate Story Thread to
"The Stellar Adventures of Cannibal Kane: Terrorist Hero and EvE Demi-God"


Fixed that for you.


ROFL yea I guess it depends which side of his blasters your on
Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts.
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#565 - 2012-11-14 18:54:01 UTC
I'm simply going on his signature, which explicitly states he is a terrorist, not a pirate.

Member of the Pink Pony Killboard Padding Alliance
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#566 - 2012-11-16 08:20:14 UTC  |  Edited by: Cannibal Kane
lol thanks for the Compliments gents and I am not a Pirate... Pirate are our -5 to -10 friends.

Anybody else that think they are a pirate when they have a sec status that allows them to travel without random people seeing them as red and trying to kill them in empire. Is lying to themselves.

My newest contracts kicked off with 1 guy wanting me to go after 1 alliance and 1 corp both of which are Russian Dunno if he is mad at them since he was also Russian, Google translate work fairly well to past the language barrier.

Last night was a stellar start with over 6 Billion isk in Damage done.

This engagement started a couple of minutes before they lost their ships. I was caught by an interceptor in my Legion, the minute i returned fire Local jumped by 6 players. I was engaged Hyperion, Protues, Domi, Cane, a couple Drakes, griffin and a inty. With most ships30km plus from me the inty made it away out of range since he was going into structure allowing me to escape. I headed to Soba to fetch the big Guns. We are going to need Big guns. Tempest and Vindi's are big guns Aint they?

We undocked and engaged the Domi since it will play hell with shield tanked Tempest. Bare 30 seconds into the fight a Domi is down and the Protues. We point the Hyperion just as the rest of the fleet of 6 ships warp away. Over 4000 DPS melts poorly fitted and tanked ships Quickly.

I even got a message from the CEO that they will pay me back in Lead.

War Report:
http://kane.killmail.org/?a=cc_detail&ctr_id=19538


The other corp we went after was an oddity...

Even with us in system we had Tengu's going to mission like we were not even there. 1st Tengu popped and podded. Second Tengu popped and podded a while later and a 3rd.

We started joking around around maybe it's poorly programmed bots since all their ships are named the same.

It was as if there was no communication between members, no acknowledgement that we were even there.

War Report:
http://kane.killmail.org/?a=cc_detail&ctr_id=19539

It was a Gift bag for us. Kill a Tengu pop pod.

This is going to be a good couple of wars.

Once again I do think that thread is getting a bit side tracked since it is supposed to be the Pirate Story thread.

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Reppyk
The Black Shell
#567 - 2012-11-16 13:50:15 UTC
Kane, doing God's work, cleaning EVE from its bots, 6 killmails at a time.

I AM SPACE CAPTAIN REPPYK. BEWARE.

Proud co-admin of frugu.net, a French fansite about EVE !
CraftyCroc
Fraternity Alliance Please Ignore
#568 - 2012-11-18 13:42:43 UTC  |  Edited by: CraftyCroc
Last night a few of us decided to go around in t1 cruisers - opportunities were few and far between however at one point we did go after a linked tengu.

n.b. at this point we had 3 ruptures, one of whom had ecm drones

From last night.

[ 2012.11.18 00:38:38 ] EVE System > Channel changed to Local : Ennur
[ 2012.11.18 00:42:34 ] marketjacker > ecm fags
[ 2012.11.18 00:42:39 ] Arasul > LOL
[ 2012.11.18 00:42:43 ] masty > erm lol
[ 2012.11.18 00:42:46 ] marketjacker > talent = zero
[ 2012.11.18 00:42:49 ] masty > u mad bro?
[ 2012.11.18 00:42:53 ] masty > hahhahhahah
[ 2012.11.18 00:42:58 ] marketjacker > bads
[ 2012.11.18 00:43:04 ] Arasul > he so mad
[ 2012.11.18 00:43:12 ] CraftyCroc > says the man who pilots a tengu like a nub?
[ 2012.11.18 00:43:12 ] masty > 1.5bil isk ship (at least) vs 3 t1 cruisers
[ 2012.11.18 00:43:13 ] Arasul > plz apply more mad
[ 2012.11.18 00:43:15 ] CraftyCroc > lose point?
[ 2012.11.18 00:43:17 ] CraftyCroc > get neuted?
[ 2012.11.18 00:43:20 ] masty > WOW YOU ARE FUCKIN LEET MATE
[ 2012.11.18 00:43:20 ] CraftyCroc > haahhaha
[ 2012.11.18 00:43:24 ] CraftyCroc > 3 ruptures
[ 2012.11.18 00:43:26 ] CraftyCroc > - dead
[ 2012.11.18 00:43:27 ] marketjacker > you are angry about being poor
[ 2012.11.18 00:43:28 ] marketjacker > i see
[ 2012.11.18 00:43:30 ] CraftyCroc > you good mate
[ 2012.11.18 00:43:32 ] CraftyCroc > you real good
[ 2012.11.18 00:43:38 ] CraftyCroc > the heath - like this communitiy
[ 2012.11.18 00:43:42 ] CraftyCroc > that you aren't a part of
[ 2012.11.18 00:43:46 ] CraftyCroc > they laugh at you
[ 2012.11.18 00:43:46 ] masty > ******* worst bad in system
[ 2012.11.18 00:43:48 ] masty > flies tengu
[ 2012.11.18 00:43:51 ] marketjacker > so mad
[ 2012.11.18 00:43:59 ] marketjacker > about being poor
[ 2012.11.18 00:44:00 ] masty > ^^^
[ 2012.11.18 00:44:03 ] masty > yer mate
[ 2012.11.18 00:44:08 ] marketjacker > disgusting scrubs
[ 2012.11.18 00:44:09 ] CraftyCroc > POOR
[ 2012.11.18 00:44:10 ] CraftyCroc > hahahha
[ 2012.11.18 00:44:11 ] masty > keep making those excuses
[ 2012.11.18 00:44:11 ] Arasul > guys stop he is using jedi mind trick
[ 2012.11.18 00:44:12 ] CraftyCroc > YOU BUY OUR ****
[ 2012.11.18 00:44:13 ] CraftyCroc > *****
[ 2012.11.18 00:44:16 ] marketjacker > get back to your blues
[ 2012.11.18 00:44:19 ] masty > hey guys - almost had 3 ruppies
[ 2012.11.18 00:44:29 ] masty > i was so leet but they got away
[ 2012.11.18 00:44:43 ] masty > they must be ******* horrible
[ 2012.11.18 00:44:45 ] masty > ....
[ 2012.11.18 00:44:50 ] marketjacker > only reason you lived is ecm lol, all scrubs rely on it
[ 2012.11.18 00:44:52 ] masty > and poor cause all they fly is ruppies
[ 2012.11.18 00:45:06 ] marketjacker > need 15 ecm drones fast
[ 2012.11.18 00:45:07 ] masty > keep sayin that mate
[ 2012.11.18 00:45:11 ] CraftyCroc > yea keep saying that
[ 2012.11.18 00:45:12 ] CraftyCroc > mate
[ 2012.11.18 00:45:15 ] Arasul > can you get me a pizza
[ 2012.11.18 00:45:16 ] marketjacker > seeing as how i was jammed
[ 2012.11.18 00:45:17 ] marketjacker > yes
[ 2012.11.18 00:45:20 ] masty > there was 5 ecm drones
[ 2012.11.18 00:45:28 ] masty > learn to read overview your ******* nonce
[ 2012.11.18 00:45:32 ] marketjacker > need 15 emc drones
[ 2012.11.18 00:45:40 ] Floorist > we were accused of having 2x the numbers that we actually had
[ 2012.11.18 00:45:45 ] Floorist > they exaggerate alot
[ 2012.11.18 00:45:45 ] marketjacker > help i need ecm drones my rupture
[ 2012.11.18 00:45:51 ] masty > i see thos
[ 2012.11.18 00:45:54 ] masty > this*
[ 2012.11.18 00:46:06 ] CraftyCroc > OI REMEMBER WHEN YOU FAILED ?
[ 2012.11.18 00:46:09 ] masty > they brought 40 ruppies and 200 ecm drones to kill my tengu
[ 2012.11.18 00:46:13 ] masty > i just got away
[ 2012.11.18 00:46:18 ] Arasul > baller
[ 2012.11.18 00:46:20 ] Arasul > nice job
[ 2012.11.18 00:46:22 ] masty > cause i am awesome
[ 2012.11.18 00:46:29 ] marketjacker > haha the rage of the poor people
[ 2012.11.18 00:46:31 ] marketjacker > so strong
[ 2012.11.18 00:46:41 ] Xynlie > fail tengu
[ 2012.11.18 00:46:41 ] masty > this is the worst case of denial ever
[ 2012.11.18 00:46:50 ] p1ccard > wut?
[ 2012.11.18 00:47:18 ] Arasul > its a river in egypt m8
[ 2012.11.18 00:48:29 ] masty > i cant lose this ship guys
[ 2012.11.18 00:48:35 ] masty > its all i can afford clearly
[ 2012.11.18 00:48:41 ] marketjacker > you did flee
[ 2012.11.18 00:48:56 ] masty > we got out of a situation which you should have killed us
[ 2012.11.18 00:49:04 ] masty > tactical retreat
[ 2012.11.18 00:49:05 ] marketjacker > because of ecm drones
[ 2012.11.18 00:49:06 ] marketjacker > yes
[ 2012.11.18 00:49:15 ] Arasul > its ok
[ 2012.11.18 00:49:20 ] Vikki Brooks > hi
[ 2012.11.18 00:49:22 ] Vikki Brooks > bye
[ 2012.11.18 00:49:24 ] Arasul > hi
[ 2012.11.18 00:49:25 ] masty > we all have low slots full of stabs too
[ 2012.11.18 00:49:29 ] marketjacker > can't believe you don't know how to get away from a tengu in fast cruisers
[ 2012.11.18 00:49:30 ] masty > shame you didnt kill any of us to see that
cont..
CraftyCroc
Fraternity Alliance Please Ignore
#569 - 2012-11-18 13:44:29 UTC  |  Edited by: CraftyCroc
cont..
[ 2012.11.18 00:49:32 ] masty > trolololol
[ 2012.11.18 00:49:44 ] Arasul > [00:49:30] marketjacker > can't believe you don't know how to get away from a tengu in fast cruisers
[ 2012.11.18 00:49:45 ] Arasul > er
[ 2012.11.18 00:49:46 ] marketjacker > but you are badz
[ 2012.11.18 00:49:48 ] Arasul > what just happened
[ 2012.11.18 00:49:48 ] masty > didnt need to
[ 2012.11.18 00:49:50 ] masty > we jammed you
[ 2012.11.18 00:50:30 ] masty > why we need to get away when nothing has us targeted
[ 2012.11.18 00:50:35 ] masty > pretty simple
[ 2012.11.18 00:50:47 ] marketjacker > more poor blabbering
[ 2012.11.18 00:51:31 ] masty > hey mate - you're such a whiny ****
[ 2012.11.18 00:51:36 ] masty > this is amusing in itself
[ 2012.11.18 00:51:55 ] marketjacker > pretty sure you are 3 nerds raging that i insulted your spaceshops
[ 2012.11.18 00:51:57 ] marketjacker > but
[ 2012.11.18 00:52:01 ] marketjacker > continue
[ 2012.11.18 00:52:03 ] masty > we shall leave now and go run missions to afford some uber t3 ships that cannot kill t1 cruisers
[ 2012.11.18 00:52:11 ] marketjacker > i will be afk for a few, rage on
[ 2012.11.18 00:52:15 ] CraftyCroc > LOL



From this morning.

[13:05:08] marketjacker > terried of pvp ---> CraftyCroc

[ 2012.11.18 13:12:23 ] EVE System > Channel changed to Local : Illamur

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=18018453#submitMail


[13:14:09] marketjacker > i needed help lol
Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts.
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#570 - 2012-11-19 07:43:04 UTC
CraftyCroc wrote:
[13:14:09] marketjacker > i needed help lol


I lol'd.

Crafty, I recall this one time when I was a small nub, and you attempted to convince me to take on your fleet stabber with my hurricane. I'd avoided the fight, because I learned how eve works...but for some damn reason I never forgot that encounter.

Member of the Pink Pony Killboard Padding Alliance
Teardrop Butterfly
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#571 - 2012-11-24 19:14:18 UTC  |  Edited by: Teardrop Butterfly
First post on this forum but thought I'd share a story from earlier today!

I'm sitting around in Jasc (small 0.6 in Galente space) waiting for war targets to stop being afk and becoming increasingly bored. Decide to setup a Cheetah while I wait so I've got a probing ship in system for when they start coming online en masse. When I get back I see a Golem on scan and one of the WTs is no longer in the usual station so I get scanning...

First scan gets an 87% hit and a quick adjustment gets me into the mission! Worlds Collide...(or at least I think that's what the mission is).

Fortunately the missioner has only killed one of the rat pockets on the initial gates so it is easy to work out which way he has gone and I proceed through the Angel gate into the next pocket...nothing here. Next pocket...nothing there either. He's still on close range scan within half an AU though so I hold out hope that he is still there. Eventually I find him finishing off some rats, coming out of warp just over 2km from him still cloaked. Not the war target though....damn.

I form a plan and decide to veer away from him cloaked and approach a can, decloaking about 10km later and loot it. He doesn't lock me so I move onto the next and start chaining them while he kills the final rats in the pocket (thankfully Covert Ops ships have reasonably large cargo holds!). I'm about to leave when he locks me. There is one battleship rat left and he just sits there tanking it, looking at me. 'There's hope yet!' I think and patiently sit there awaiting his next move.

The final battleship rat pops a couple of minutes later and I think he is approaching the acceleration gate to the next pocket, clearly not intent on attacking me. At this point I decide to add the corporation to negative standings and notice that there is another member in local, who also has temporary kill rights on me, and a Tengu has just popped up on short range scan. The Golem starts to move towards me and stops less than 1km from me.

The Tengu appears in the pocket and I think of warping out due to the Sister's probe launcher on the Cheetah but decide to see how things pan out.

Suddenly the Golem red boxes and my shields drop to 70% so I initiate warp back to the station and decide to mention my disappointment in local:

Teardrop Butterfly > :(
disasteur > coward
Teardrop Butterfly > i'm only in a frigate though :(
Teardrop Butterfly > no need to shoot me, i just wanted some loot
disasteur > please do come back
Teardrop Butterfly > next time i will ask
Teardrop Butterfly > sheesh
disasteur > ******

I certainly didn't like his last comment and he did ask me to come back in so I hop in my Machariel and return to the field, renaming my ship to 'Mission Beast' as I land on the acceleration gate in case they are scanning for ships. Amusingly a friendly local decides to give us some advice as I'm landing:

Ingenya Dorakos > if you dont take your loots , ABANDON all your wreck :) that eiil turn it in blue

Gate 1 passes, gate 2 passes, and I land in the 3rd pocket but the Golem has moved onto the 4th and his buddy in the Tengu is still sat on the gate. '****' I think, 'he's going to warn the Golem pilot' and I gun for the gate as fast as possible, landing to see, much to my surprise, that the Golem is just sat there shooting the rats.

I lock him up and light him up. His shields are easily able to tank my damage and his Tengu friend joins the fray and begins to tracking disrupt me while the Golem kindly places a target painter.

I switch my neut from the Golem to the Tengu and cut all speed to keep it at 25km while keeping the long point on the Golem at all times; hits start to land and his shields disappear before he has a chance to initiate a warp out.

Tengu

I switch everything back over to the Golem and keep it at range since it is not moving but still its shield booster just laughs at my >1k DPS output. I think about offering him a ransom to leave since he's clearly got a lot invested in the tank but decide to give the neut a few more minutes to work on him for the time being; nothing can be seen on short range scan that might be a threat.

I'm about to convo him when his shield drops by a large chunk and isn't boosted; a quick view of his ship reveals that his hardeners have turned off and his booster is no longer functional. A bright blue flash erupts across my screen.

Golem

Teardrop Butterfly > gf
disasteur > better selfdestruct

The pilot either logs off or leaves local, but then reappears and I ready myself for another fight. Surprisingly I receive the following in local:

disasteur > Teardrop Butterfly GF and respect
disasteur > your a hard cookie to crack
Teardrop Butterfly > gf mate
Teardrop Butterfly > /emote tips hat
Teardrop Butterfly > you too
disasteur > spend the isk well and fly save ;)

Nice to see people not taking the game too seriously for a change. A hard lesson to learn but one learnt well I think.


2.8 bill profit.
I like explosions.
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#572 - 2012-11-30 04:48:05 UTC  |  Edited by: Cannibal Kane
Ok...

So as with most things I am not a complete ass. I also help out Indy corps for free when they are constantly harassed by the same corp. Most of the time all it takes for the guys to stop is a polite email from me and the dec is dropped. I actually do prefer to work things out with my fellow war deccerds.

I have a buddy that has shunned the PVP lifestyle I so richly enjoy and joined an indy/missioning corp. (To each their own) this corp was decced so I politely asked the guys to please retract the war. I was met with your normal verbal abuse of guys with to much testosterone buildup and noway to let it loose other than their rooms local plumbing.

i know what I am capable off and facing a small fleet of legions, Command ships and neut RR is not one of them. There is just noway I would be able to face a force like that on my own. As with most I also have friends, I get on my Bat Phone calling up a old Corp member of mine. Elijah Ghost from the Monkeys with Guns. [BNANA] Alliance.

A couple of hours later the war was retracted, realizing they are now chewing off a lot more than they will be able to handle. Sometimes a fight can be won or lost with the mere mention of a name. In this case The Monkeys with Guns came through for me, and my buddy is able to enjoy his Indy/Mission Lifestyle.

Although I do enjoy flying alone I have a lot of good friends I made through Wars and the Stories here that gives me the ability to call for assistance or even helping them out when required.

To those that are always willing to assist me when I really need it. I raise my Beer Glass to you guys.

yes this story does not contain kills. I have over 11 Billion in kills this Month if you can go and check those out. i even have some losses.

o/

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#573 - 2012-12-02 09:09:24 UTC
I'd be honoured to tell some of my great stories, but I fear that content consisting of different people threatening to hunt me down & shoot me, or **** my family & animals would get old fairly quickly.

This post was lovingly crafted by a member of the Goonwaffe Posting Cabal, proud member of the popular gay hookup site somethingawful.com, Spelling Bee, Grammar Gestapo & #1 Official Gevlon Goblin Fanclub member.
Liam Inkuras
Furnace
Meta Reloaded
#574 - 2012-12-03 19:36:56 UTC  |  Edited by: Liam Inkuras
So this is the story of a few corpmates that struck it rich by camping a gate at the right times, and having an extremely knowledge-lacking target. Sadly I could not partake in the killing, as I was located many jumps away, but I shall share the story to the best of my ability.

It was early on the 22nd of November, when some of my corpmates set up your average gatecamp in Maut, bordering the Gallente highsec systems of Osmeden and Adacyne. They chose the Osmeden gate, as it is a much more traveled gate. I'm on comms with them when I hear one say "Gateflash, SCORPION NAVY ISSUE!!!!" After a minute or so I hear cries of joy erupt over TS.

Le Kill: http://www.evecomms.com/ctq/index.php/kill_detail/5641/ HML Scorp Navy? Really?

They haul the loot back to station and take a break for an hour or so. Upon their return they set up camp again, this time on the Maut gate in Alparena. Over comms I once again here "gateflash.........SCORPION NAVY ISSUE!!!!!"

Same story: http://www.evecomms.com/ctq/index.php/kill_detail/5638/ HML again?

An hour passes, then this happens: http://www.evecomms.com/ctq/index.php/kill_detail/5645/ this is getting stupid funny

I log on the next day to find them once again camping the Maut gate. They wait for a few minutes. Then, I hear, "Are you ****ing kidding me?"

The channel starts dying of laughter and I rush over to Maut and arrive just in time to see a flash of blue light, which was the end result of this: http://www.evecomms.com/ctq/index.php/kill_detail/5642/

Long story short, a few lucky campers made some very hilarious kills.

I wear my goggles at night.

Any spelling/grammatical errors come complimentary with my typing on a phone
Reppyk
The Black Shell
#575 - 2012-12-03 23:27:27 UTC
Maut has always been a good home for the 'tards in EVE. ♥

Some kind of... giant dumb-magnet.

I AM SPACE CAPTAIN REPPYK. BEWARE.

Proud co-admin of frugu.net, a French fansite about EVE !
Rita May
State War Academy
Caldari State
#576 - 2012-12-04 12:53:43 UTC
Reppyk wrote:
Maut has always been a good home for the 'tards in EVE. ♥

Some kind of... giant dumb-magnet.

suddenly i feel the urge to go there....

no, not for camping, just because i'm probably a pretty dumb eve player

Blink
Reppyk
The Black Shell
#577 - 2012-12-04 20:07:12 UTC  |  Edited by: Reppyk
A long time ago, we killed someone and his paladin. Well 3 paladins but who cares. In 2011.
I can't play EVE atm since :broken patch: but my corpmates are all laughing on comms ; he just put a few billions bounty on Yarrbear, making that little corp the second "most wanted" in EVE, just after UMAD (who has been wardecing EVEuni for a while).

Come to me. Pirate

I AM SPACE CAPTAIN REPPYK. BEWARE.

Proud co-admin of frugu.net, a French fansite about EVE !
Kimo Khan
Rage Against All Reds
GunFam
#578 - 2012-12-07 19:51:20 UTC
So after Retribution came out, I planned to get some Venture BPOs and resell them for profit. I had pre-setup a safe undock with my prowler and logged off in the station awaiting the patch.

I login in the morning: Buy the BPO's, and leave the station knowing there were like 40 more people in local than last night. I insta warp (past a bubble) due to safe spot. Jump 2 systems away and then realized I forgot the put the BPOs in my cargo bay.

I go back to the station and get my BPOs. Realizing I should not try again so soon, I log off for 2 hours.

When I come back, I undock again. This time it takes me 6 attempts to get past the bubble, but I make it.

After avoiding 5-6 traps, I come to yet another. This time my ship drops 4000m from an other one, I pretty much know I a m probably toast, but lets give it a go. I avoid their first pass, but get picked up on their second pass. Could not warp initially due to bubble so they got me.

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=15384664

My complements on a good trap and good execution.

That was the best cat and mouse game I have played in a long time. I may have lost, but the thrill was worth it.
Liam Inkuras
Furnace
Meta Reloaded
#579 - 2012-12-07 21:17:54 UTC
The fact that none of those BPOs dropped makes me LOL LolPirate

I wear my goggles at night.

Any spelling/grammatical errors come complimentary with my typing on a phone
AndreWanJinn
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
#580 - 2012-12-10 14:45:32 UTC
So a friend of mine (Ace) and I were roaming our usual nullsec space, when we spotted a drake jumping into lowsec. As I was in a vengeance and Ace was in a zealot, I jumped first.

The drake promptly started talking in local, and asking me what I want. I gave him a little speech about how I was a low sp character and I was bored and trying to suicide my vengeance into something. He didn't quite believe me, but he obliged to sit at a (rather poor) safe long enough for probes to find him and me to scram and web him.

He immediately starts pleading for his life, and I demand the nice round sum of 50 mil isk for his life. After explaining to him how he can give me money (lol) my wallet starts blinking. I tell my buddy that we can commence shooting, and the drake just gets more desperate.

He promises that he'll pay more, so we stop. He offers us 25mil now and 25mil after we let him go. Graciously accepting the 25 mil we teach him a hard lesson about EVE. (Something along the lines of 'don't trust people because they will rip you off').

75mil in the pocket and here's the drake killmail: http://www.ineluctable.eu/kb/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=11646.
Funny how his drake was only 66mil.

He then proceeds to start throwing profanity and threats at me, to which I responded that he could 'bring it.
After some more profanity and cursing and threatening I just start to ignore his mails (collecting tears as time passes, he just keeps getting madder and madder). He also put a 25

Then I got a mail saying this: Sorry about my younger brothers foul mouth, he sneaks on my character some times. What did he do?

I will leave you with that to figure out whether it's true or the guy is just apologetic.